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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Pence blew $200K on the football game he went into planning to walk out of.

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Casimir Radon posted:

If I had Facebook I'd have burned so many bridges by now.

Speaking of burning, Sonoma and Napa counties are ablaze. SF is even more like the 1st and 2nd circle of hell today, what with the haze, the smell, and the sparse fall of fine ash.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/abbydphillip/status/917408723672453120

Good to see our special boy is enjoying the federal holiday. He had a really tough weekend.

It's a good thing he was there to put the screws to Obama for all of his golfing over 8 years

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
When do we reach the point where Trump officially has golfed more than Obama?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Pesticide20 posted:

When do we reach the point where Trump officially has golfed more than Obama?

If we're just counting their first years? Trump's already there:

Obama's first year: 11
Trump's first year: 21

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2017/aug/01/who-plays-more-golf-donald-trump-or-barack-obama/

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

lets not imply that people who listen to country music are going to heaven

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Proud Christian Mom posted:

lets not imply that people who listen to country music are going to heaven

Let's not imply Tom Petty went to heaven

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Proud Christian Mom posted:

lets not imply that people who listen to country music are going to heaven

Who said anything about Petty going to heaven?

E:FB

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Remember like a week ago when people were like "holy poo poo this is the worst thing he has done!"

The reason nothing matters is because I have to think about it for a second before I remember what the "worst" thing that he did was, and it was only a week ago.

Next week I will have completely forgotten.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Kazinsal posted:

"President Erdogan's plane was shot down over the Atlantic Ocean. It spun in. There were no survivors."

*drops scalpel in background*

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Just invite him to maralago and be like "well guess that pesky bermuda triangle got 'im"

*sound of hornets coming in for landing at Homestead*

FAUXTON fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Oct 9, 2017

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





FAUXTON posted:

Just invite him to maralago and be like "well guess that pesky bermuda triangle got 'im"

*sound of hornets coming in for landing at Homestead*

NSA WIZARD sniffing around again

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.

NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

Remember like a week ago when people were like "holy poo poo this is the worst thing he has done!"

The reason nothing matters is because I have to think about it for a second before I remember what the "worst" thing that he did was, and it was only a week ago.

Next week I will have completely forgotten.

There was another NeoNazi rally at Charlottesville this weekend to include tiki torches. No one cares because the original was 8 weeks (or twenty years) ago and also pence went to a football game.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
The weekend Nazis also showed up, kept their numbers deliberately under 50 (arguably they didn't have enough people anyway) to not need a town permit and march unannounced, and chanted for 10 minutes before fleeing.

Yeah they got away with it without a big fuss, but pyric victory for them is a social victory for the rest of us since they were obviously aware that trying another real march would have ended very badly for them.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

FAUXTON posted:

Just invite him to maralago and be like "well guess that pesky bermuda triangle got 'im"

*sound of hornets coming in for landing at Homestead*

Wasn't this the plot from a old episode of The West Wing?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


M_Gargantua posted:

The weekend Nazis also showed up, kept their numbers deliberately under 50 (arguably they didn't have enough people anyway) to not need a town permit and march unannounced, and chanted for 10 minutes before fleeing.

Yeah they got away with it without a big fuss, but pyric victory for them is a social victory for the rest of us since they were obviously aware that trying another real march would have ended very badly for them.

lol this is beta

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009

BigDave posted:

Wasn't this the plot from a old episode of The West Wing?

M*A*S*H* if I recall

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

BigDave posted:

Wasn't this the plot from a old episode of The West Wing?

They waited for the terrorist to land then had the CIA whack him IIRC, but it was all offscreen and they spent a lot of time feeling bad about it.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Edit: oh wait maybe it was that ^^^

BigDave posted:

Wasn't this the plot from a old episode of The West Wing?

Yeah, I think it was the first season he had some dickhead diplomat shot down over water before he could go home and genocide some people. This was on his flight home after he came and did a little meet and greet with the president too

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Slim Pickens posted:

Edit: oh wait maybe it was that ^^^


Yeah, I think it was the first season he had some dickhead diplomat shot down over water before he could go home and genocide some people. This was on his flight home after he came and did a little meet and greet with the president too

It was the Defense Minister and the brother of the King of Not Saudi Arabia who was the mastermind of a terrorist plot against the United States.

Why yes, I do re-watch TV shows too often, why do you ask?

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

McNally posted:

It was the Defense Minister and the brother of the King of Not Saudi Arabia who was the mastermind of a terrorist plot against the United States.

Why yes, I do re-watch TV shows too often, why do you ask?

Right, and then they kidnapped Martin Sheens daughter as revenge, then John Goodman became president while everyone worries about carpet bombing Mecca. Or something.

EDIT: Didn't Chandler from Friends steal plans for a military space shuttle so they could rescue a French prince, who could then reform Social Security? I haven't seen it in a while.

BigDave fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Oct 9, 2017

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

BigDave posted:

Right, and then they kidnapped Martin Sheens daughter as revenge, then John Goodman became president while everyone worries about carpet bombing Mecca. Or something.

EDIT: Didn't Chandler from Friends steal plans for a military space shuttle so they could rescue a French prince, who could then reform Social Security? I haven't seen it in a while.

Chandler from Friends discovered that the Vice President was having an affair and leaking sensitive information to her (who, in turn, was writing a book). Toby tried to reform Social Security but nobody in Washington could keep their mouths shut about it long enough for him to get the ball rolling, so it failed. The President's daughter was dating French royalty, he bought date rape drugs he thought was ecstasy which he put in her drink at a club and that's how the terrorists kidnapped her. Toby leaked the existence of a military space shuttle so that astronauts could be rescued from the ISS. All these things happened during different seasons (well, I think the VP/president's daughter stuff was the same season, it's how we got President John Goodman).

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Twitter: Let's not crack down on neo-Nazis and Pizzagaters because effort, free speech, etc.

Twitter: Let's ban this Republican ad because it says "stopped the sale of baby body parts"

https://apnews.com/0d8828bd7d204b40af61172628d0a7f6

:thunk:

Congratulations to Republican Martha Blackburn on her soon-to-be-massive fundraising haul!

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Them Duke boys is a whole mess o trouble

https://apnews.com/8ae98efa63ef4194a497ca430f12c215

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i really love west wing

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
It was good because even though it was a little sappy from time to time it was before Aaron Sorkin disappeared up his own rear end with The Newsroom.

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i really love west wing

It's basically porn for liberals

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

its jfk fanfiction

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Legit surprised nobody ever tapped Martin Sheen to play JFK.

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.

Zeroisanumber posted:

It was good because even though it was a little sappy from time to time it was before Aaron Sorkin disappeared up his own rear end with The Newsroom.

Every few months That Scene will suddenly start making the rounds again and I just have to grit my teeth as people go "really makes u think" and "finally someone gets it" and "left and right need to come together". I loving hate it. I remember the first commercial for the show featured it and I immediately hated it

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

FastestGunAlive posted:

Every few months That Scene will suddenly start making the rounds again and I just have to grit my teeth as people go "really makes u think" and "finally someone gets it" and "left and right need to come together". I loving hate it. I remember the first commercial for the show featured it and I immediately hated it

:same:

But I thought that I was the crazy one because everyone that I knew thought it was great.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
The people I know that thought that scene was great also voted Trump

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Cliff's Notes please.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Casimir Radon posted:

Cliff's Notes please.

America isn't the greatest. Both sides are the blame. The truth of why it isn't is in the middle.

Sports Night was a great show.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
It's this one

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/LindseyGrahamSC/status/917497481314947072

There is no loving way in hell he legitimately shot a 73. This is KJI territory.

edit:

https://twitter.com/LindseyGrahamSC/status/917497714111283201

This is a grown man

shyduck fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Oct 9, 2017

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Totally possible. So long as they didn't count drops and mulligans and also those drops were at the farthest lay.

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

shyduck posted:

https://twitter.com/LindseyGrahamSC/status/917497481314947072

There is no loving way in hell he legitimately shot a 73. This is KJI territory.

Ehhhh.... He golfs a ton and it's his course so I could maybe see it.

But in my heart of hearts I know the truth: Donald Trump for sure cheats at golf

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