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do u know jenny posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/917458408927842305 Trump invented Columbus Day, not many people know that.
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do u know jenny posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/917458408927842305 lol assuming this is a dig at places like seattle where it's now indigenous peoples' day or whatever you tell them liberals, donald
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https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/917017368521592833 Trump did invent the word fake. Also priming the pump. quote:President Trump in an interview published Thursday said he invented the phrase “priming the pump,” a common saying used in economics.
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Oct 9, 2017 19:48
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Is Trump just going to start taking credit for things in history that happened? Is he a cartoon character?
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Burt Sexual posted:It was kinda fun to see him pretzel himself around an argument until finally saying Trump's Fine to end it. Kinda gave me a view into the magaidiots that voted for him. But yeah still not funny. I don't think I've read one funny thing he's said. It's gonna be funnier when he tries to re-reg as a different "persona" under a whole new "I think I'm part of whatever's relevant" gimmick.
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NOW THEREFORE, I, PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP, declare December 25th to be Christmas Day, and direct that all Americans put up Christmas trees in their living rooms, and exchange presents with family and friends, and drink some egg nog too. I did this, me, Donald Trump, look at me, I'm the actual President. Please pay attention to me.
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Remember when Schumer and Pelosi got to show off their human being dog faces after making a deal with Trump on DACA around a month ago? Yeah, he's not doing that anymore.quote:The White House told Congress on Sunday night that it wants a border wall and new limits on legal immigration in return for allowing people illegally brought into the United States as children to remain here ― demands top Democrats say renege on a deal President Donald Trump himself made with them last month. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-daca-wall_us_59dacda4e4b072637c44fbb2 shocking...
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The Pussy Boss posted:NOW THEREFORE, I, PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP, declare December 25th to be Christmas Day, and direct that all Americans put up Christmas trees in their living rooms, and exchange presents with family and friends, and drink some egg nog too. I did this, me, Donald Trump, look at me, I'm the actual President. Please pay attention to me. Some people maybe celebrated christmas before but not many. I never noticed it much until I invented it.
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i'm the desk completely empty of anything except twitter
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this garrison is actually correct, trump does nothing but gently caress around and only cares about NK because he becomes annoyed by it
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I am Ben Garrison and I desperately want to have sex with trump
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SniperWoreConverse posted:this garrison is actually correct, trump does nothing but gently caress around and only cares about NK because he becomes annoyed by it Someone re-caption it and tweet it to Trump so he blocks Ben Garrison.
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Thing that makes your hands look bigger: Tiny desk. Thing that makes your hands look smaller: Giant fly swatter.
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Oct 9, 2017 20:17
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Who wants to gently caress Trump more, Garrison or Bill Mitchell?
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A Fancy Hat posted:Finally some class back in the White House!  I would lol
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lol, the first Garrison toon that I'm nodding in agreement with. What a magical universe this is, We.
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This is just the best https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/917399103507763205 https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/917422667988389889 https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/917389893965361152
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NotWearingPants posted:Someone re-caption it and tweet it to Trump so he blocks Ben Garrison. change trump to obama, kim jong to trump, and the missile into a giant throbbing cock
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Most people think of Mike Pence an empty shell devoid of personality, principals and courage. But is it possible that he may be even dumber than Trump?
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Three Olives posted:https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/917450380044390400 is this real
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my new dog posted:is this real 
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my new dog posted:is this real You're not the first to have asked this question. Jaden Smith is a prophet. https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/917454009375559680
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:This is just the best Jonah Ryan is real, strong, and my friend
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Oct 9, 2017 20:46
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I still love the idea that Miller was born as a tiny, balding 49 year old man.
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hey man dont judge its the post truth
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I am willing to believe he has an IQ of 99, and someone told him the test goes up to 100.
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to be fair, you can have a higher than average IQ and also wonder what happens when you stick a fork in an outlet.
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The Pussy Boss posted:NOW THEREFORE, I, PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP, declare December 25th to be Christmas Day, and direct that all Americans put up Christmas trees in their living rooms, and exchange presents with family and friends, and drink some egg nog too. I did this, me, Donald Trump, look at me, I'm the actual President. Please pay attention to me. I drank too much egg nog and left a shitstain on the couch. When people noticed, I blamed Tiffany. All hail me, I'm the president. The best president.
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https://twitter.com/thehill/status/917480066925416450 Oh good we are trading the war on coal which sucks and treats it's workers like poo poo to a war on wind and solar which is good and also creates a lot more skilled jobs.
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