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Prav
Oct 29, 2011

Jose posted:

i don't decorate my walls

what are your feelings data bias schemas on plain toast?

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alsothere
Oct 14, 2014
Taco Defender
https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/917510012070776832
https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/917510500824608769

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
No loving way

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


This is the dumbest timeline

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Lawman 0 posted:

This is the dumbest timeline

You can't Cuck the Zuck.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

jesus loving christ

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Taintrunner posted:

jesus loving christ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YOEEpWAXgU

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

GalacticAcid posted:

No loving way

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


fvke news

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Zuck should just be honest and admit that he doesn't fully understand human emotion yet, that sort of authenticity would go a long way with potential voters.

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/918004769586806784

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

El Zucko

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
A zuck in every home

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i'm starting to think the portrayal of zuck in the social network wasn't very accurate

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
this is how we will look like once our consciousness is uploaded to the matrix

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



It's incredible that Zuck Fuckerberg has a huge personal PR team and still embarasses himself on social media about as often as Trump does.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Shear Modulus posted:

It's incredible that Zuck Fuckerberg has a huge personal PR team and still embarasses himself on social media about as often as Trump does.

PR can't polish a turd

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
On the bright side President Zuckerberg will be the least likely president in our lifetime to be accused of rape or sexual harassment.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

MaxxBot posted:

Zuck should just be honest and admit that he doesn't fully understand human emotion yet, that sort of authenticity would go a long way with potential voters.

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/918004769586806784

i can't wait for the 2020 campaign

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

The Nastier Nate posted:

On the bright side President Zuckerberg will be the least likely president in our lifetime to be accused of rape or sexual harassment.

on the other hand he'd definitely hunt, kill and debone someone just to see what it's like

UHD
Nov 11, 2006


Prav posted:

on the other hand he'd definitely hunt, kill and debone someone just to see what it's like

it'd be like the return of cheney

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

The Nastier Nate posted:

On the bright side President Zuckerberg will be the least likely president in our lifetime to be accused of rape or sexual harassment.

https://twitter.com/Lowenaffchen/status/916040090505359361

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Looking at where all the human presidents have gotten us- hell, maybe it's time to try something else.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Main Paineframe posted:

i can't wait for the 2020 campaign

Zuck will virtually visit multiple dying rust belt towns

alsothere
Oct 14, 2014
Taco Defender

Main Paineframe posted:

i can't wait for the 2020 campaign

He's gonna get Jebbed so hard it'll be called getting Zucked from then on

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



man the real timeline is boring

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/917817835807789056

Zuckerberg has gone too far.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Zuckerburg Video Bonanza

PR video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-MkduVh0wM

Here's a tour of the Zuck Compound:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwnITsp3SSg

Here Zuck discusses his robot slave, voiced by Morgan Freeman:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWUvzraCV6U

Zuck gets cucked by the Chinese president:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S20BoxH8W9g

This seems to be Stasi Surveillance footage, not sure why it's on YouTube; there's also a similar one of him in Budapest:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfJKIDDo7d8

And lastly, this video is simply called "Zuckerburg's Zion-Illuminati Jacket":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktfy79rkLEg

twoday has issued a correction as of 14:01 on Oct 12, 2017

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

twoday posted:

Zuckerburg Video Bonanza

PR video:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S20BoxH8W9g

This seems to be Stasi Surveillance footage, not sure why it's on YouTube; there's also a similar one of him in Budapest:


These COMMENTS

youtube posted:


mark has 6 followers

He joggs like a swan

I'm richer than Mark because I do not need bodyguards

Mark suck-a-dick-erberg

Oh hi Mark...

SEXBOOK...excuese me FACEBOOK founder Mark its a col guy.and i don`t even know him.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

General Dog posted:

Looking at where all the human presidents have gotten us- hell, maybe it's time to try something else.

That's the kind of thinking that got us Trump

Turns out, having an executive branch is really dumb and countries don't need mascots/spokespersons.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
i hate this threa dand i hate this person and i just wanted to say gently caress this rear end in a top hat

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Zuck!

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



more like suck

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Lastgirl posted:

i hate this threa dand i hate this person and i just wanted to say gently caress this rear end in a top hat

You're in the wrong thread friend, all of us here are CUCKED for ZUCK!

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

twoday posted:


Here's a tour of the Zuck Compound:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwnITsp3SSg

Here Zuck discusses his robot slave, voiced by Morgan Freeman:

of course its loving prairie style

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

LegoPirateNinja posted:

of course its loving prairie style

HELLO FELLOW HUMANS, I LOVE LIVING IN MY DOMICILE NAMED IN HOMAGE TO THE FLATLAND BIOMES COMMON TO THE AMERICAN INTERIOR

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
didn't he also buy all of his neighbor's houses so that he could keep them empty

in a city that famously is in the middle of a housing crisis

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

The Nastier Nate posted:

You're in the wrong thread friend, all of us here are CUCKED for ZUCK!

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

didn't he also buy all of his neighbor's houses so that he could keep them empty

in a city that famously is in the middle of a housing crisis

He also paid people steal street parking spots in SF so his workers would have a reserved spot when they working on his mansion

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