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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL


Needs more dickcopter

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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Said it before, but Garrison's Trump looks like he'd be more suited to head the House of Harkonnen than the White House.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Do we have the p tape yet

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
WTT: Ukraine for piss tape, serious only

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

PathAsc posted:

Do we have the p tape yet

soon, brother.


soon .

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

Kumo posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/917568245854605313

It kind of makes sense that Trump would support Jerry Jones.

What do they do if all the players take a knee? Forfeit the game? I hope the team grows a collective spine and that happens

God drat America, you are a broke brained nation

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
No piss tape no piss tape you're the piss tape

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L
*pis tape is released and he is forced to resign*

wow great turnout at my resignation, great ratings on my sex tape on pornhub. we

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Dizz posted:

*pis tape is released and he is forced to resign*

wow great turnout at my resignation, great ratings on my sex tape on pornhub. we

lol if you think he would resign. His fans would just switch to proclaiming being peed on is actually super manly and cool. Also Ben Garrison would make a comic where a hunky Trump is being being peed on, with the hooker labeled as "America" and the pee stream "Freedom."

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Kung Food posted:

lol if you think he would resign. His fans would just switch to proclaiming being peed on is actually super manly and cool. Also Ben Garrison would make a comic where a hunky Trump is being being peed on, with the hooker labeled as "America" and the pee stream "Freedom."

I HATE that this is true but this is true.

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Kung Food posted:

lol if you think he would resign. His fans would just switch to proclaiming being peed on is actually super manly and cool. Also Ben Garrison would make a comic where a hunky Trump is being being peed on, with the hooker labeled as "America" and the pee stream "Freedom."

He'd have to if forced to resign, He'd be pissed off for a while until people tell him lots of people came and that the ratings were good

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Kung Food posted:

lol if you think he would resign. His fans would just switch to proclaiming being peed on is actually super manly and cool. Also Ben Garrison would make a comic where a hunky Trump is being being peed on, with the hooker labeled as "America" and the pee stream "Freedom."

He's already drawn it. We're all just waiting for the tape.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
imagine for a moment that there literally exists a pee tape, a black plastic VHS tape, sitting somewhere in Russia

just fuckin' sitting there, ready to destabilize a nation

a label, peeling slightly at the edges, reads "THIS, BUT UNIRONICALLY" in russian

lmao

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

Code Jockey posted:

imagine for a moment that there literally exists a pee tape, a black plastic VHS tape, sitting somewhere in Russia

just fuckin' sitting there, ready to destabilize a nation

a label, peeling slightly at the edges, reads "THIS, BUT UNIRONICALLY" in russian

lmao

Haven't there been reports of people actually watching it? if so it's out there man.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Lol if anyone thinks the pee tape would do anything but generate bigly lols

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
loving lol

https://twitter.com/caveheraa/statu...D331%23lastpost

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe

:hmbol:

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Teriyaki Koinku posted:

A Trump-related lol from DnD:

I can't believe Donald Jadakiss Trump is president of Puerto Rico :hmbol:

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

PathAsc posted:

Do we have the p tape yet

Speaking of which, I've never noticed before how similar the P Wing is to Donald Trump

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006





He is much more hmbol than you would understand.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Avirosb posted:

Speaking of which, I've never noticed before how similar the P Wing is to Donald Trump



And now that knowledge is in the universe. Thank you my friend, may you post forever

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

I am the best at being humble. Even the fake news, when it comes to being humble, they'll say Trump is the best. I am the greatest president at being humble since Lincoln.

Shoefish
Sep 29, 2005
captain haggis mcnipplesworthy
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/415868924841189376?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

This trump guy.... He's kind of dumb, yeah?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

remember when he started a feud with said pope during the election lol

i bet all the american catholics still voted for him

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Holy poo poo the age we live in

Chernobyl baby
Jul 19, 2011
Trump will get his own little protective cart to avoid being assassinated and it will colloquially be known as the piss Mobile

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Piss bubble

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

lol how do you fail at understanding words from your own native language this badly? His brain just shortcuts to: 1) Is word good word?, 2) I AM BEST GOOD AT WORD.

Velvet Elvis
Jul 1, 2007


Jesus Christ, that’s good. He’s got to be Sacha Baron Cohen's latest character, right?

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Code Jockey posted:

imagine for a moment that there literally exists a pee tape, a black plastic VHS tape, sitting somewhere in Russia

just fuckin' sitting there, ready to destabilize a nation

a label, peeling slightly at the edges, reads "THIS, BUT UNIRONICALLY" in russian

lmao

its probably actually an xvid on a windows xp machine but nevertheless


T H E P I S S T A P E I S R E A L

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


hooooooooooooooooooooooly poo poo

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

i feel like in a just society, saying those words in that order should be a magic spell that renders your life forfeit

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

"I mean I COULD make my walls out of solid gold instead of just plating them" *humble human being dog smile*

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Former DILF posted:

its probably actually an xvid on a windows xp machine but nevertheless


T H E P I S S T A P E I S R E A L

Thus proving that xp is still the superior os

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

in america, everyone hates windows vista

in soviet russia, we have no windows vista!

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIpbYyR0OOI

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS THE GLORIOUS PISS TAPE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, TRUMP . I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN SUCKING SOUNDS WHEN I SOAK UP SOME HOOKER PISS OR EVEN WHEN I SPRAY THE BEDSPREAD. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY TOOK OVER THE WHOLE drat EARTHS MOST AMAZING COUNTRY. I CAN. I TWEET IT AND I TWEET IT BIGLY EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY TWITTER FEED AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN CONGRESS LAND CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE RULES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY TOWER LESS LONELY BY HUMBLING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Jose posted:

remember when he started a feud with said pope during the election lol

i bet all the american catholics still voted for him

catholics actually often lean left wing due to the emphasis on stuff like charity and looking after your fellow man

its the prosperity gospel protestants that you gotta watch out for

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