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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
tuluk is a retard, best to ignore him

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Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

The White Donkey was also fairly well received.

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Glad that the Terminal Lance guy is more successful than I realized, web comics can be hit or miss.Duffelblog continues to impress.

I fully admit my stupidity, we were all retards for signing up. Damnit was grover the smar No, no he was not.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

NoNostalgia4Grover posted:

Damnit was grover the smar No, no he was not.

LMFAO loving grover guys am i right?

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
now that all the cool marines died or stopped posting, i'm pretty sure we're at the point where it's Goons in Platoons the Forum: all the cool posters died or stopped posting because loving lmbo this place has just gone to poo poo. you guys are still cool though, orraagggh debul dawgs

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

the dad farm posted:

if we go have a land war in asia, call me.

been playing a lot of RS: Vietnam and i got a hankerin to stack some gooks

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

join the gip discord and play with us

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
how the gently caress did you find my deviantart account??

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i really wanna believe minion memes are a result of russian influence on facebook

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Deathy McDeath posted:

how the gently caress did you find my deviantart account??



dude i dont even understand this one

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Deathy McDeath posted:

how the gently caress did you find my deviantart account??



you're a weird guy, Deathy

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Deathy McDeath posted:

how the gently caress did you find my deviantart account??



i am weeping

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Victor Vermis posted:



dude i dont even understand this one

Yesssss that's the classic Vic V

TheArmorOfContempt
Nov 29, 2012

Did I ever tell you my favorite color was blue?
Said goodbye to the Reserves, poo poo burned me out so badly I don't even know if I can muster the give-a-poo poo to join the National Guard once I pick-up, despite needing the money down the road.

Now all I do is spend my time painting plastic Marines, which is infinitely more reward than interacting with real Marines...

TheArmorOfContempt fucked around with this message at 15:34 on Oct 6, 2017

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Uroboros posted:

Said goodbye to the Reserves, poo poo burned me out so badly I don't even know if I can muster the give-a-poo poo to join the National Guard once I pick-up, despite needing the money down the road.

Now all I do is spend my time painting plastic Marines, which is infinitely more reward than interacting with real Marines...

Active hasn't been much better. I've spent 280 of the last 365 days floating around the Pacific and Marines continue to make all of the same stupid mistakes over and over.

Retirement is close though and I am looking to coast my way into a cushy job in the civilian sector.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Dan Bilzerian has his broken clock moment for the year

http://popularmilitary.com/bilzerian-calls-medal-honor-recipient-dakota-meyer-marine-retard/?utm_source=The+Salty+Soldier

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

lol that dude sucks

(Some) Marines revere him though

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

29 Palms has banned all sales of alcohol to people in uniform before 1630, because this base wasn't miserable enough.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Internet Wizard posted:

29 Palms has banned all sales of alcohol to people in uniform before 1630, because this base wasn't miserable enough.

Time to make some money!

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Internet Wizard posted:

29 Palms has banned all sales of alcohol to people in uniform before 1630, because this base wasn't miserable enough.

I didnt know this wasn't already a thing. How hard is it to throw on something other than your cammies if you insist on getting day drunk?

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


Nostalgia4Ass posted:

I didnt know this wasn't already a thing. How hard is it to throw on something other than your cammies if you insist on getting day drunk?

What happened to keeping a tactical drinking stash hidden in the ceiling tiles and vent covers? Ever been in the field long enough that the battery/company lush starts to DT? There's more than one the other guy just has more hiding places for booze.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Nostalgia4Ass posted:

I didnt know this wasn't already a thing. How hard is it to throw on something other than your cammies if you insist on getting day drunk?

That's why it's dumb, all it means is that if I get off work before 1630 on a Friday I can't just swing by the PX and pick up a six-pack. Anybody dumb enough to get daydrunk on a duty day isn't going to be stopped by minor inconvenience.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11930655

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I miss 29, goddamn.

I don't care if I'm brain broke, someday I will return to my true home.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

PathAsc posted:

I miss 29, goddamn.

Oh my god, you poor thing. What did they do to you??

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Deathy McDeath posted:

Oh my god, you poor thing. What did they do to you??

Everything and nothing, but after 7 years in deserts I must return.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

PathAsc posted:

Everything and nothing, but after 7 years in deserts I must return.

I spent 7 years out there too and I developed the same love of the desert. Not necessarily 29 Palms but I appreciate the quiet and how small you feel at night under the stars.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

The desert would be pretty nice if there wasn't this awful base here.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Nostalgia4Ass posted:

I spent 7 years out there too and I developed the same love of the desert. Not necessarily 29 Palms but I appreciate the quiet and how small you feel at night under the stars.

I really did love the lack of light pollution and I enjoyed hitting the sand on the dirt bike, not to mention hiking the mountains.



Internet Wizard posted:

The desert would be pretty nice if there wasn't this awful base here.

I don't know, I enjoyed that too.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Commissary is closing at 1700 today until further notice because of rats.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Internet Wizard posted:

Commissary is closing at 1700 today until further notice because of rats.

Lol, that sucks. Not surprised though.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

PathAsc posted:

I really did love the lack of light pollution and I enjoyed hitting the sand on the dirt bike, not to mention hiking the mountains.


I don't know, I enjoyed that too.

dunno why you got out, you sound like perfect smomc material

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

dunno why you got out, you sound like perfect smomc material

Got medsep'd

VA here is really good so I can't complain about that. I miss what I did though, loving bad.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Somebody left a PBR 12-pack in the stairwell by my room for over a day so it's mine now.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I'm surprised you waited that long

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
pbr is terrible beer. its even worse when its had a chance to heat cycle a few times.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

But free beer is good beer.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Beer adrift, you must lift

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

PathAsc posted:

I'm surprised you waited that long

Probably would have grabbed it as soon as I spotted it if I wasn't on medication that makes drinking more than one beer in a day really unpleasant.

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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Internet Wizard posted:

Probably would have grabbed it as soon as I spotted it if I wasn't on medication that makes drinking more than one beer in a day really unpleasant.

Makes sense, can't say I blame you. Meds>beers. I rarely drink anymore as it is for that reason

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