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belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

So much for the tolerant left.

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



LOL



http://www.dw.com/en/austria-burqa-ban-man-dressed-as-shark-falls-afoul-of-new-law/a-40872491

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.
Poorly designed race corner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdCDkfEKkUI

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

When did this happen? All of the Atari advertising is throwing me off.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/DOGGEAUX/status/917558109370904578

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

TREMENDOUS

I say that on /r/PoliticalHumor yesterday.

I didn’t think they’d take the bait.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
^^^ Jesus Christ, you can't even make fun of these people fast enough to keep up with their own self-ownage.

Sagebrush posted:

When someone is accused of raping or sexually assaulting multiple women and all he can say is "a lot of the allegations are false" -- not even a "I categorically deny everything" -- you know that he's completely guilty of everything they've said and far, far more.

:smith:

I like how after all that he asks for a second chance. Like it only happened once. :flipoff: :byewhore:

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.

`Nemesis posted:

When did this happen? All of the Atari advertising is throwing me off.

No idea I'm afraid.

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
Some of these are really :barf: :barf: :barf:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyIfzX2mK_c

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

`Nemesis posted:

When did this happen? All of the Atari advertising is throwing me off.

the body style of the BMWs in that video are in the 2006-2012 range.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Sagebrush posted:

The point the poster was making (poorly) is that you have to take care of your hair if you want it to be long and shiny, and that means trimming the ends and shaping it regularly. If all you do is go "well, I want long hair, so I'm just going to stop cutting it" then it will grow in kind of funny looking, and if your hair is prone to splitting it will rapidly turn into felt.

Compare it to a guy who goes "i'm growing a beard now" and just stops shaving vs. a guy who trims his beard into shape regularly, continues to shave his neck, etc. One looks gross and scraggly, the other looks clean.


People believe this because a natural hair is tapered at the tip, like animal fur, but a hair that's been cut has a square end. That feature makes the cut hair seem rougher than the uncut hair.

If you shave all the hair on one leg, wax all the hair on the other, and then let both regrow, the hair on the waxed leg will seem finer because of the tapered end, even though quantity of hair hasn't changed.

Regular and (preferably) extensive brushing is a must too, not only for hygienic purpose but to spread the body oils so it stays soft and shiny.

There is also a woman I see on the bus that will have a polish plait (with not all that long, maybe shoulder lengthish, hair). Then it will disappear. Annnnnd it's back.

I apologize for this, but wash, rinse, repeat.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Samizdata posted:

I apologize for this, but wash, rinse, repeat.

How to kill a programmer.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Zipperelli. has a new favorite as of 05:47 on Oct 10, 2017

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

The old lady at 1:51 always kills me :xd:

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:


I don't care and I have prepared a rant about how little I care.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Tarantula posted:

Poorly designed race corner.

You mean poor drivers who can't negotiate a turn?

repeating
Nov 14, 2005

That's the loving good poo poo.

for the video impaired:
"I went to NYU law" *points at head indicating intelligence*
"first amendment first amendment" *screams friend of the family 9 times while doing a blackout drunk dance*
*is quickly proven not so intelligent by incensing a whole car fall of riders, getting pushed out onto the ground*
*tries to get back in, gets soup thrown on him, gets knocked to the ground again and kicked*
*involuntary leaves his bag on the train*

so much for the tolerant L train

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

BOOTY-ADE posted:

The old lady at 1:51 always kills me :xd:

Almost kills her too. Don't squirm around in your parachute harnesses people.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://i.imgur.com/iJPeKzD.gifv


http://www.nwitimes.com/news/local/...e=home-trending
Guy tries to rob an Aldi, and catches a beating from the customers instead. Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GjPyrxFXqA
Don't ever try to rob the kind of grocery store that makes you put down a 25 cent deposit to get a shopping cart.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

"I'm a lawyer!"

Not for long lmao

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Or it was designed for another car class or bikes or just fewer cars on the grid at once

Nutsak
Jul 21, 2005
All balls.

Pro-kick

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
WATCH ME SKIP THIS ROCK!!!!

https://i.imgur.com/cVKgxSU.mp4

sunken fleet
Apr 25, 2010

dreams of an unchanging future,
a today like yesterday,
a tomorrow like today.
Fallen Rib
I'm amazed that guy didn't immediately bite down and kill that loving thing. Yeesh.

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
https://twitter.com/legaladvice_txt/status/917470392842846208

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

I mean, the guy actually says "reeee" out loud, so we can assume it's some kind of terrible performance art right?


...right?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

hanales posted:

I mean, the guy actually says "reeee" out loud, so we can assume it's some kind of terrible performance art right?


...right?

Pretty much.

Except that person also thought it would be funny.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

i loving jumped

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Did he spit out the tip of his tongue at the end :stonk:

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

chitoryu12 posted:

Did he spit out the tip of his tongue at the end :stonk:

Phlegmy saliva, possibly also blood.





https://twitter.com/caveheraa/status/917608372190322693

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

"I'm so humble that it's incomprehensible to people like you."

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Second wave of Weinstein freude has started: people who have worked with him for decades now coming out and criticizing him and swearing that they had never heard any of the rumors about him and had *no idea* that he was a serial sexual abuser (Clooney, Streep, Kevin Smith); people whose job entails the regular mockery of scandals like this when it involves other people like Bill O'Reilly (Lorne Michaels, etc) being loudly silent all of a sudden; and this:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/10/fashion/harvey-weinstein-donna-karan.html

quote:

The designer Donna Karan has questioned whether women around the world are asking for “trouble” because of how they dress.

“How do we present ourselves as women?” Ms. Karan said on the red carpet at the CineFashion Film Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday evening. “What are we asking? Are we asking for it? By presenting all the sensuality and all the sexuality? What are we throwing out to our children today? About how to dance, how to perform and what to wear? How much should they show?”

...

“I don’t think it’s only Harvey Weinstein. I don’t think we’re only looking at him,” Ms. Karan said. “I think we’re looking at a world much deeper than him. I think he’s being looked at now as a symbol.”

In the interview, she restated that thought: “It’s not Harvey Weinstein, you look at everything all over the world today, you know, and how women are dressing and what they’re asking by just presenting themselves the way they do. What are they asking for? Trouble.”

“I don’t think it’s only Harvey Weinstein. I don’t think we’re only looking at him,” Ms. Karan said. “I think we’re looking at a world much deeper than him. I think he’s being looked at now as a symbol.”

In the interview, she restated that thought: “It’s not Harvey Weinstein, you look at everything all over the world today, you know, and how women are dressing and what they’re asking by just presenting themselves the way they do. What are they asking for? Trouble.”

Hours later:

http://variety.com/2017/biz/news/donna-karan-harvey-weinstein-defends-1202585345/

quote:

In a statement released Monday, Karan explained that she “made a statement that was not representative of how I feel or what I believe.”

She continued, “My statements were taken out of context and do not represent how I feel about the current situation concerning Harvey Weinstein. I believe that sexual harassment is NOT acceptable and this is an issue that MUST be addressed once and for all regardless of the individual.”

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
This is just gloriously evil:

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo
Geez, I got anxious watching that even though I had a good idea what was going to happen.

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Phanatic posted:

Second wave of Weinstein freude has started

quote:

"She continued, “My statements were taken out of context"
If the context wasn't Weinstein's sexual assaults, then what the HELL was it?

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

what's that line from "Amish Paradise?" Something like:

Think you're truly righteous?
Think you're pure at heart?
Well I know I'm a million times as humble than thou art!

Life imitates art.

gently caress this earth.

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

Railing Kill posted:

what's that line from "Amish Paradise?" Something like:

Think you're truly righteous?
Think you're pure at heart?
Well I know I'm a million times as humble than thou art!

Life imitates art.

gently caress this earth.

Weird Al Imitates musicians, life imitates Weird Al, musicians write songs about life.

The circle completes.

Kruller
Feb 20, 2004

It's time to restore dignity to the Farnsworth name!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzbAEHdy8oU

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Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.

Railing Kill posted:

what's that line from "Amish Paradise?" Something like:

Think you're truly righteous?
Think you're pure at heart?
Well I know I'm a million times as humble than thou art!

Life imitates art.

gently caress this earth.

I mean, poo poo, I'm pretty sure I've heard all the late-night hosts, John Oliver, and Baldwin playing Trump make the exact "I'm probably the most humble person there ever was, no one has ever been more humble than me" joke. He's literally re-enacting jokes about himself... but for serious.

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