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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
It's funny how well Watson is looking because he looked a bit raw even in college, so I guess for all the poo poo BOB's been given, he's still at least a little bit of a QB guru for Watson looking as good as he does, because I remember a lot more overthrowing in the NCAA than he's done of late.

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purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

The Zack posted:

Yeah me too

yeah, i bitched and moaned about that one for awhile

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

I just remembered that the Jaguars got all of those rushing yards against the Steelers with their best OLineman, Brandon Linder, out with an illness. A man named Tyler Shatley played at Center and I never thought that that would end well.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I just remembered that the Jaguars got all of those rushing yards against the Steelers with their best OLineman, Brandon Linder, out with an illness. A man named Tyler Shatley played at Center and I never thought that that would end well.

Tyler Shatley. Guy Whimper. Blake Bortles. Where on earth do you find these men?

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

Chichevache posted:

Tyler Shatley. Guy Whimper. Blake Bortles. Where on earth do you find these men?

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

There is almost nothing cooler on this planet than inviting your opponent to come get that work

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I just realized the Jags are leading the AFC South. :smugdog:

I know it's like who is the best looking piece of poo poo currently, but let me have this. :ohdear:

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
Being king of poo poo mountain is only good when you win the division and get to read all the rage posts from fans of 10-6 teams in good divisions who miss the playoffs

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Comrayn posted:

Being king of poo poo mountain is only good when you win the division and get to read all the rage posts from fans of 10-6 teams in good divisions who miss the playoffs

With how terribly most of the rest of the AFC has been playing I don't think that'll be as big an issue this year.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Come back and save us saint mariota

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I think Mariota is just too fragile to play quarterback and Andrew Luck is different because

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Remember when we were all (me included) making GBS threads on the Texans for not wanting Jay Cutler?

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

and now the jaguars have more points off of turnovers than the dolphins have points. life comes at you fast y'all

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Intruder posted:

Remember when we were all (me included) making GBS threads on the Texans for not wanting Jay Cutler?

The Titans lost to the Cutler-led Dolphins. :negative:

The Zack
Jan 1, 2005

Pillbug

purkey posted:

and now the jaguars have more points off of turnovers than the dolphins have points. life comes at you fast y'all

That rules and I'm telling all my dolphin fan friends that

Dramatika
Aug 1, 2002

THE BANK IS OPEN

Intruder posted:

Remember when we were all (me included) making GBS threads on the Texans for not wanting Jay Cutler?

Remember when we all wanted the ghost of Tony Romo?

God, he would have literally died on field in the Jags game

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Dramatika posted:

Remember when we all wanted the ghost of Tony Romo?

God, he would have literally died on field in the Jags game
To be fair, he was more elusive than Tom Savage, but, yeah.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Mega64 posted:

The Titans lost to the Cutler-led Dolphins. :negative:

Cutler is still better than Cassel

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

To be fair, he was more elusive than Tom Savage, but, yeah.

Watson got sacked and hit a bunch in that game too and we've seen he's basically Houdini

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Leonard Fournette was named the Air and Ground player of the week for his 181 yards rushing and 2 TDs vs the Steelers.

Air and Ground Announcement on jaguars.com posted:

On his 90-yard TD run, Fournette recorded a max speed of 22.05 MPH, the fastest run by a call carrier (all positions, including KR) in the NFL this season.
:swoon:

I am eating so much crow.

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Linder is out against the Rams with his mystery illness :/

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

purkey posted:

Linder is out against the Rams with his mystery illness :/
We're so hosed.

I mean Shatley played remarkably well in his place against the Steelers but against Aaron Donald we needed Linder :( Omameh is just going to get clowned on over and over again.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Athanatos posted:

Over/Under: 10 Games for JJ Watt this season

Intruder posted:

19 (or possibly 20)

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
WELP

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

I've been busy, can anyone explain to me how the Rams have maybe 80 yards of Offense and 17 points, while the Jaguars have no turnovers?

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I've been busy, can anyone explain to me how the Rams have maybe 80 yards of Offense and 17 points, while the Jaguars have no turnovers?

check the kick return statline

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Kirios posted:

check the kick return statline
Ah, I had not scrolled down that far.

So it looks like Joe DeCamillas's special teams completely poo poo the bed today for the Jaguars. Got it.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




welp back to having no idea who the best team in the division is

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
Watching Fournette try to drag himself off the field was a :stare: moment.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Kirios posted:

welp back to having no idea who the best team in the division is

Don't be loving coy, you know it's the Texans.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Probably Magic posted:

Don't be loving coy, you know it's Bama.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Ah, I had not scrolled down that far.

So it looks like Joe DeCamillas's special teams completely poo poo the bed today for the Jaguars. Got it.

I'm glad I've never been proven wrong about DeCamillas. Dude blows.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Probably Magic posted:

Don't be loving coy, you know it's the Texans.

Not if they keep dropping like flies

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Shinjobi posted:

I'm glad I've never been proven wrong about DeCamillas. Dude blows.
Well to be fair there was a blatant block in the back on the kick return that wasnt called, and the Jaguar's kicker Jason Myers is total garbage.

Also the Jaguars got screwed out of field position or potentially a defensive touchdown on the Aaron Colvin fumble recovery, but this league has terrible refs and is terrible at making sensible rules, so uhh, gently caress.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/919662682214748160

sup

Also "6 games" is actually 5 and a half, and he didn't get to really practice with the first team offense until before week 3

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




I mean, it's pretty good having the second best quarterback in your division Titans fans.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Every good QB Houston has ever had has been black, should have known

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Intruder posted:

Every good QB Houston has ever had has been black, should have known

Matt Schaub is black?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I said good, not adequate

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




hosed up that you forgot about Dan Pastorini.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Just because he was the QB for the second best Oilers iteration doesn't mean he was good

He got traded for 50 year old Stabler

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