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Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

robziel posted:

GI Joe 24, he keeps the straw in his pocket.

I guess everything is wrapped up in a neat little package!

# ? Oct 10, 2017 14:22

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# ? May 25, 2024 21:41

Disproportionation: Feb 20, 2011; Oh god it's the Clone Saga all over again.

prefect posted:

How safe is a helmet that's lined with plastic explosives?

C4 is a stable explosive, so safer than you'd think! :eng101:

# ? Oct 10, 2017 14:26

Ashcans: Jan 2, 2006; Let's do the space-time warp again!

I really appreciate the workmanship that he not only has a tiny hatch for his straw, but also a second one to show people his high-explosive helmet padding. This means that at the design stage someone must have said 'Ok hold up, no one is just going to believe that we packed the helmet with explosives, we had better include a little sliding door so we can show it off'.

I wonder if he keeps several straws, or if he's forced to go and rinse the one out so he doesn't get stale coffee in his smoothies.

# ? Oct 10, 2017 14:28

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

purple death ray posted:

Going by the costumes I think this is probably a flashback scene.

E. Not that that makes it make sense that she looks older here but Babs age has been very flexible since the beginning of the new 52 and nobody was sure what was canon or how long she had been paralyzed or whatever. It's completely dependent on the artist at this point.

Yeah, the current arc is a Batgirl/Nightwing team-up with flashbacks to a previous case that Batgirl and Robin worked on back in the day.

# ? Oct 10, 2017 14:44

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Ashcans posted:

I really appreciate the workmanship that he not only has a tiny hatch for his straw, but also a second one to show people his high-explosive helmet padding. This means that at the design stage someone must have said 'Ok hold up, no one is just going to believe that we packed the helmet with explosives, we had better include a little sliding door so we can show it off'.

I wonder if he keeps several straws, or if he's forced to go and rinse the one out so he doesn't get stale coffee in his smoothies.

Straws are cheap, I'd keep a whole packet in my pocket if I were him.

# ? Oct 10, 2017 15:44

WLMortis: Sep 28, 2001; Nebulosis Defunctus; Slippery Tilde

Push El Burrito posted:

I guess everything is wrapped up in a neat little package!

All this tells me is if a member of GI Joe was willing to make the ultimate sacrifice they could get rid of Cobra Commander really, really easily. Just push a few wrong buttons on his helmet lock, wherever that is.

# ? Oct 10, 2017 16:19

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Plastic's pretty stable, he's fine unless something happens that would kill him anyway.

# ? Oct 10, 2017 16:19

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

WLMortis posted:

All this tells me is if a member of GI Joe was willing to make the ultimate sacrifice they could get rid of Cobra Commander really, really easily. Just push a few wrong buttons on his helmet lock, wherever that is.

He's sitting in a chair in a room with at least two of the gi Joe guys I think they could probably just shoot him if they were only trying to kill him

# ? Oct 10, 2017 16:27

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Ashcans posted:

I really appreciate the workmanship that he not only has a tiny hatch for his straw, but also a second one to show people his high-explosive helmet padding. This means that at the design stage someone must have said 'Ok hold up, no one is just going to believe that we packed the helmet with explosives, we had better include a little sliding door so we can show it off'.

I wonder if he keeps several straws, or if he's forced to go and rinse the one out so he doesn't get stale coffee in his smoothies.

Once you're on your third or so "Cobra Commander" you learn to anticipate these things.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 03:27

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

A Strange Aeon posted:

Cobra Commander,
he's my chum,
I trust him like
I trust my gun!

Ah yes, the highest ranks of Cobra leadership gathered togehter: Cobra Commander, Destro, The Baroness, Major Bludd, some guy in a labcoat who is not Dr. Mindbender, and random Cobra trooper.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 04:29

poly and open-minded: Nov 22, 2006; In BOD we trust

Knormal posted:

Ah yes, the highest ranks of Cobra leadership gathered togehter: Cobra Commander, Destro, The Baroness, Major Bludd, some guy in a labcoat who is not Dr. Mindbender, and random Cobra trooper.

dont forget that bitching candelabra

# ? Oct 11, 2017 04:36

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Why does Major Bludd have four dog tags?

# ? Oct 11, 2017 05:08

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

purple death ray posted:

He's sitting in a chair in a room with at least two of the gi Joe guys I think they could probably just shoot him if they were only trying to kill him

They are just trying to get him to give them free cold slither tickets

# ? Oct 11, 2017 05:13

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

poly and open-minded posted:

dont forget that bitching candelabra

god drat that is a fine candelabra

# ? Oct 11, 2017 05:23

DivineCoffeeBinge: Mar 3, 2011; Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Rhyno posted:

Why does Major Bludd have four dog tags?

Trophies from people he killed.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 05:29

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Knormal posted:

random Cobra trooper.

He won a sales contest

# ? Oct 11, 2017 05:45

Lightning Lord: Feb 21, 2013; $200 a day, plus expenses

Knormal posted:

Ah yes, the highest ranks of Cobra leadership gathered togehter: Cobra Commander, Destro, The Baroness, Major Bludd, some guy in a labcoat who is not Dr. Mindbender, and random Cobra trooper.

That's Dr Venom, the Cobra mad scientist before Mindbender. He's an rear end in a top hat.

Interesting fact about him is that he was a comics exclusive character (Destro was the Cobra mad scientist before Mindbender in the cartoon) who only got a toy in 2010 for the GI Joe Collector's Club. The heads used for that figure are surplus Liu Kangs from the 1994 Mortal Kombat toyline. Judge for yourself:

Also, the random Cobra trooper might be Scar-Face. He was a semi-notable character early on in the comic.

Lightning Lord fucked around with this message at 06:21 on Oct 11, 2017

# ? Oct 11, 2017 06:18

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Johnny Aztec posted:

god drat that is a fine candelabra

Dinner late at night
Evil taking bites
Candela-bra (Candela-bra!)
Candela-bra (Candela-bra!)

# ? Oct 11, 2017 07:58

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Oct 11, 2017 09:02

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Rhyno posted:

Why does Major Bludd have four dog tags?

One for the body, one for the family, one deletes browser history and one publishes his unreleased poems.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 09:05

Mulva: Sep 13, 2011; It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

Say Nothing posted:

One day one of those CW shows is going to try to do Booster Gold, and they are just going to gently caress it up, and I'll be sad.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 10:09

Lightning Lord: Feb 21, 2013; $200 a day, plus expenses

Speaking of Dr. Mindbender

# ? Oct 11, 2017 10:13

BravestOfTheLamps: Oct 12, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Lipstick Apathy

Mulva posted:

One day one of those CW shows is going to try to do Booster Gold, and they are just going to gently caress it up, and I'll be sad.

I think you'll survive a silly comic character being adapted for a silly comic show.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 10:16

Mulva: Sep 13, 2011; It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

I think you'll survive a silly comic character being adapted for a silly comic show.

You won't

# ? Oct 11, 2017 11:34

X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

Mulva posted:

One day one of those CW shows is going to try to do Booster Gold, and they are just going to gently caress it up, and I'll be sad.

Smallville already did. And it was.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 11:48

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

I got an idea, let's do a Booster Gold series but instead of being a glory seeker trying to become famous, he's a cynical genius who helps the police solve crimes in a case-of-the-week format.

Also Skeets is the criminal mastermind from Booster's mysterious past who he has never quite been able to catch.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 11:52

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Mulva posted:

One day one of those CW shows is going to try to do Booster Gold, and they are just going to gently caress it up, and I'll be sad.

No, if it's the CW Booster will be just right, but the effects budget will make his powers/ Skeets look awful.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 12:12

WLMortis: Sep 28, 2001; Nebulosis Defunctus; Slippery Tilde

purple death ray posted:

He's sitting in a chair in a room with at least two of the gi Joe guys I think they could probably just shoot him if they were only trying to kill him

His entire uniform is in fact lined with explosives set to go off if anyone shoots him. Checkmate, GI Joe!

# ? Oct 11, 2017 14:19

SilverSupernova: Feb 1, 2013

Gwenpool #21

Trapster finally does what he should have done years ago.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 14:56

Electric_Mud: May 31, 2011; >10 THRUST "ROBO_COX"
>20 GOTO 10

davidspackage posted:

Dinner late at night
Evil taking bites
Candela-bra (Candela-bra!)
Candela-bra (Candela-bra!)

This is beautiful thank you.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 15:31

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

SilverSupernova posted:

Gwenpool #21

Trapster finally does what he should have done years ago.

Paste-Pot Pete...what's it like to rob an armored car?

It's like... it's like a basketball game

I am there and the guards are there

and I glue their feet to the ground

and I am the winner

# ? Oct 11, 2017 15:48

Woebin: Feb 6, 2006

Johnny Aztec posted:

Paste-Pot Pete...what's it like to rob an armored car?

It's like... it's like a basketball game

I am there and the guards are there

and I glue their feet to the ground

and I am the winner

Nice.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 16:24

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Mulva posted:

One day one of those CW shows is going to try to do Booster Gold, and they are just going to gently caress it up, and I'll be sad.

Pretty much nothing is going to top that Booster Gold episode in the Justice League Unlimited cartoon anyway.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 16:42

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Pretty much nothing is going to top that Booster Gold episode in the Justice League Unlimited cartoon anyway.

I thought that was Green Lantern? :confused:

# ? Oct 11, 2017 16:55

Mister Mind: Mar 20, 2009; I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Evil Mastermind posted:

I thought that was Green Lantern?

Elongated Man was the true hero. Stretched in the right place, at the right time!

# ? Oct 11, 2017 17:34

Duke Igthorn: Oct 11, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

SilverSupernova posted:

Gwenpool #21

Trapster finally does what he should have done years ago.

HA! This is seriously awesome! Putting PPP in on the joke, having him use it to his advantage is GENIUS! If he leans into it what can Spider-Man do? "Hey PASTE POT PETE!" "Yyyyyes! It is I: PASTE POT PETE!!" "Uh...I uh..." *GLUED!!*

I love Paste Pot Pete :allears:

# ? Oct 11, 2017 19:33

Keeshhound: Jan 14, 2010; Mad Duck Swagger

I would like to also add that I appreciate them finding a way to reboot an old school villain without going super grimdark for this one; he stole a bank truck without killing anyone! :allears:

# ? Oct 11, 2017 19:43

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Keeshhound posted:

I would like to also add that I appreciate them finding a way to reboot an old school villain without going super grimdark for this one; he stole a bank truck without killing anyone!

It's a real shame what Gwenpool did to him immediately after that, then.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 19:49