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funmanguy: Apr 20, 2006; What time is it?

Out of Band II posted:

so do giraffes but most days you don't see me up on a ladder with my dick out

Not since the judge stepped in.

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

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CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Out of Band II posted:

so do giraffes but most days you don't see me up on a ladder with my dick out

It's not the days I see you that bother me.

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Ziv Zulander: Mar 24, 2017; ZZ for short

PathAsc posted:

I like long necks and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny. When a girl has collar bones that are just so ace and a long way to her face you get sprung

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W-Gz5Jqycc

# ? Oct 11, 2017 03:41

Arkannoyed: Oct 31, 2003; If you're dissatisfied, disappear.

Deteriorata posted:

I once put this "extra credit" question at the end of a chemistry test:

"If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take for a mosquito with a wooden leg to kick a hole through a cucumber?"

At least 1/3 of the class was furious at me because they couldn't figure it out.

Did the other 2/3 answer "Don't quit your day job"?

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Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Say Nothing posted:

I stared way to long at these dudes looking for loss

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Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Out of Band II posted:

so do giraffes but most days you don't see me up on a ladder with my dick out

Well, not since you've started drawing the curtains we haven't.

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The General: Mar 4, 2007

Arkannoyed posted:

Did the other 2/3 answer "Don't quit your day job"?

"Please quit your day job."

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Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Say Nothing posted:

I never knew giving head could be so literal.

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TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

Out of Band II posted:

so do giraffes but most days you don't see me up on a ladder with my dick out

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Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

"awww yiss, get in my mouth, ye saucy bastards"

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Spikey: May 12, 2001; From my cold, dead hands!

Wilford Cutlery posted:

Well what do you know, it really is black.

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Ima Giraffe: Apr 30, 2009; Pucker Up!

Johnny Aztec posted:

"awww yiss, get in my mouth, ye saucy bastards"

When will this harassment end?

Wilford Cutlery posted:

Don't doxx me

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AlmightyBob: Sep 8, 2003

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/dmataconis/status/917496578285490178

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0vHpeUO5mw

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Anza Borrego: Feb 11, 2005; Ovis canadensis nelsoni

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Sam Faust: Feb 20, 2015

Noggin Monkey posted:

No ring.

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Buff Skeleton: Oct 24, 2005

Guy Goodbody posted:

good title

I'm glad to see at least one fracture made it out of the zone and did something with its life :unsmith:

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repeating: Nov 14, 2005

Noggin Monkey posted:

"Funny" Fetishes I Foist On Others

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Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

Dreddout posted:

I stared way to long at these dudes looking for loss

You don't seriously think these are both men, do you?

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PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Ziv Zulander posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W-Gz5Jqycc

No clavicle, no deal

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Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Spikey posted:

Well what do you know, it really is black.

Actually it's dark blue

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twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Zipperelli. posted:

You don't seriously think these are both men, do you?

Women can be dudes too, bro

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Quill: Jan 19, 2004

twoday posted:

Women can be dudes too, bro

Did you just assume his broness, friend?

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Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

Quill posted:

Did you just assume his broness, friend?

He most definitely did, pal.

Edit, content:

Zipperelli. has a new favorite as of 11:22 on Oct 11, 2017

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twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Gals can be bros too, toots

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Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

We can all be everything. there is no limit !!

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Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

twoday posted:

Gals can be bros too, toots

I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. 'Cause we're all dudes.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 11:54

AMISH FRIED PIES: Mar 6, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo

We Know Catheters posted:

I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. 'Cause we're all dudes.

(I watched this film in a theater. It was bad, but not awful.)

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Comptroll The Forums: Apr 25, 2007; DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

My pronouns are dude/duder/duderino

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Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Old MacDonald had a dude ranch.

Here a dude, there a dude, everywhere a dude, dude.

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Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Comptroll The Forums posted:

My pronouns are dude/duder/duderino

Y'know, in the parlance of our times...

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Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Wheat Loaf posted:

Old MacDonald had a dude ranch.

Here a dude, there a dude, everywhere a dude, dude.

I'm a dude but I'm not a dude dude.

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Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Wheat Loaf posted:

Old MacDonald had a dude ranch.

Here a dude, there a dude, everywhere a dude, dude.

There really is only One Dude, and we know who that is.

http://dudeism.com/

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Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Guy Goodbody has a new favorite as of 15:26 on Oct 11, 2017

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Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Guy Goodbody posted:

I'm conflicted on who is having the shittiest day here. It seems to be a visual metaphor for the U.S. government, with the Chinese coming around the bend.

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Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I'm conflicted on who is having the shittiest day here. It seems to be a visual metaphor for the U.S. government, with the Chinese coming around the bend.

And it's on a bend, so that train is totally going to derail. So, it's really a metaphor about the destruction of civilization.

Huh, I think I got this Art Appreciation thing down.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 15:46

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I'm conflicted on who is having the shittiest day here. It seems to be a visual metaphor for the U.S. government, with the Chinese coming around the bend.

But just look at how happy the train is, though!

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