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Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
Wife and I bought the box set of 1-8, we're going to watch starting tomorrow.
I'm going to get laid after. :dance:

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SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

Wife and I bought the box set of 1-8, we're going to watch starting tomorrow.
I'm going to get laid after. :dance:

You fool! Do you WANT Jason to kill the both of you?

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

SilverSupernova posted:

You fool! Do you WANT Jason to kill the both of you?

It's only premarital sex that gets you killed, no worries!

Now the weed may cause problems.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK

joylessdivision posted:

It was in the trailer they released recently showing off Part 4 Jason.

Dang. How the heck did I miss that?

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Coffee And Pie posted:

Now the weed may cause problems.

Only if you stole it from him.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
I've been going through them for my one horror movie a day for October personal goal.

I've done 1-5 so far. Holy poo poo is 3 terrible.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
I'm of the opinion none of them are terrible :colbert:

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

A. Beaverhausen posted:

I'm of the opinion none of them are terrible :colbert:

So far all the rest are decent to good and I've seen 6 and everything made from 8 on and it's all good stuff.

3 though, woooo boy.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice

A. Beaverhausen posted:

I'm of the opinion none of them are terrible :colbert:

You’re either forgetting Jason Goes to Hell or you’re a liar.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Phylodox posted:

You’re either forgetting Jason Goes to Hell or you’re a liar.

Jason Goes to Hell is terrible in a way that's unique within the franchise, therefore making it good.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Phylodox posted:

You’re either forgetting Jason Goes to Hell or you’re a liar.

To be honest I myself have only seen 1-5, Jason Goes to Hell and the others is my Saturday this week.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I kind of love Jason Goes To Hell, but only the unrated cut and especially with the director's commentary.


The entire time they're just poo poo talking themselves and the movie and the producers while having nothing but praise for the cast and crew. It's really quite amazing.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
From what I remember in Crystal Lake Memories, they hired a director to do a Jason movie and he was like "ok I'll do it but only if I can really gently caress with the program because I don't really like Jason", and they were so sure that the well had run dry on Jason by that point that they let him do it. The director admits now that he probably should have just made a movie with Jason in it.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
I like thinking Jason Goes To Hell is roughly 12 minutes long and ends with Jason getting vapourized by FBI mortar fire.

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition
Part 3 was the first one I ever saw, so I'll always have a strong memory of that harpoon-to-the-face kill.

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer

Danaru posted:

I like thinking Jason Goes To Hell is roughly 12 minutes long and ends with Jason getting vapourized by FBI mortar fire.

I like thinking Jason Goes to Hell was only ever a cool cover art concept.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Basebf555 posted:

From what I remember in Crystal Lake Memories, they hired a director to do a Jason movie and he was like "ok I'll do it but only if I can really gently caress with the program because I don't really like Jason", and they were so sure that the well had run dry on Jason by that point that they let him do it. The director admits now that he probably should have just made a movie with Jason in it.

He was a young dude and Sean Cunningham told him to get rid of "That loving hockey mask"

Personally I love Jason Goes to Hell. It's utterly stupid and features so much silly poo poo that I can't help but love it. The first 10 minutes and Jason's look (when he's actually on screen as Jason) are awesome and the poster is hideous and perfectly 90's. Also Creighton Duke loving rules and I want him in the game so badly.

3 is bad mostly because of Shelley and the 3D effects looking like rear end in 2D. It's a fine early 80's slasher, but the gimmick does kinda kill some of the impact.

Son of a Vondruke!
Aug 3, 2012

More than Star Citizen will ever be.

joylessdivision posted:

3 is bad mostly because of Shelley and the 3D effects looking like rear end in 2D. It's a fine early 80's slasher, but the gimmick does kinda kill some of the impact.

Yeah, Part 3 really needs to be seen in 3D. It's definitely missing something without it.

Sea Lily
Aug 5, 2007

Everything changes, Pit.
Even gods.

For a long time as a kid the only thing I knew about Jason was what the Jason Goes To Hell poster looked like.

I imagined it was a movie where Jason died and then most of it was set in hell as he killed his way through an army of demons, murdered Satan, and escaped back to the land of the living or something.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Son of a Vondruke! posted:

Yeah, Part 3 really needs to be seen in 3D. It's definitely missing something without it.

Very true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8ehihxYosY

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

For some reason they're unbanning all the glitchers with the content update.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I think I'm repeating myself, but some of the hoops we used to jump through to make "Goes to Hell" fit in with the cannon of the series was loving ridiculous.

Mourning the loss of her son, Pamela Voorhees turns to necromancy to try and bring him back. She uses the Necronomicon/Dagger/Whatever but because Jason was still alive she thinks nothing has happened and sets about her revenge. However, the pact to raise Jason from the dead has in fact been taken by the denizens of hell. Hence when he dies he's eventually resurrected... Why it took a bolt of lightning we'll never know... But whatever.

Obviously Jason came back then for X and I forget the exact workaround some of the harder nerds thought of to explain that away. Something about the demon that had inhabited Jason's corpse was ripped from him in part 9 and his "shell" was still active and... Did I say this kind of worked? Ignore me, this is all loving garbage.

I'm actually super nostalgic for that old message board now.

Kelp Plankton posted:

I imagined it was a movie where Jason died and then most of it was set in hell as he killed his way through an army of demons, murdered Satan, and escaped back to the land of the living or something.

YOU'RE HIRED!

Diesel Fucker fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Oct 11, 2017

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
New maps/characters out now

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
I would have loved to see more of Freddy vs Jason's setup where Jason is almost a pseudo-good guy, not because he's actually nice but because we happen to have the same enemy. Like in AVP when whatsername and the Predator team up because the Aliens are loving everything up

Also because I mentioned FvJ I gotta gush about that corn field scene where Jason's on fire and killing people :allears: God drat that was the best

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Coffee And Pie posted:

New maps/characters out now

What system? I'm not getting an update on steam

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Burkion posted:

What system? I'm not getting an update on steam

I'm on PS4

Jarvis house owns, make sure to check out Tommy's room, super neat

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
Notes for today's patch has just dropped: http://www.f13game.com/patch-notes/Oct11Patch/

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Aw dang and I have to work long hours tomorrow too. Any new kills besides ths weapon ones?

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice

Lasher posted:

I think I'm repeating myself, but some of the hoops we used to jump through to make "Goes to Hell" fit in with the cannon of the series was loving ridiculous.

That’s easy: Jason Goes to Hell is a sensational made-for-TV movie that exists within the Friday the 13th universe. The lore is cobbled together from muddled facts, hearsay, wild speculation, and a bunch of dumb made up poo poo. It aired on Fox, got dismal ratings, but gained enough notoriety as a cult classic to warrant a lovely DTV sequel, Jason X.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Phylodox posted:

a lovely DTV sequel, Jason X.

I will not stand here and let you badmouth one of the best movies in the franchise.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

joylessdivision posted:

3 is bad mostly because of Shelley and the 3D effects looking like rear end in 2D. It's a fine early 80's slasher, but the gimmick does kinda kill some of the impact.

The bolded part definitely and I had no idea it was even supposed to be in 3D. That would explain some things though.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice

SilverSupernova posted:

I will not stand here and let you badmouth one of the best movies in the franchise.

Everything about Jason X screams lovely, Asylum knock-off movie except they somehow, inexplicably managed to get the license to the actual franchise instead of having to make it about totally original slasher villain Jarrod Voorhaüs™. Whether you dig that aesthetic or not is on you.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
https://twitter.com/Friday13thGame/status/918266331295862786

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

:neckbeard: I'd very nearly forgotten about this!

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Yaaay her family was cool!

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Yo this patch seems a-ok on PC so far.

Jarvis map's got DRAWERS, tho

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Ghostpilot posted:

:neckbeard: I'd very nearly forgotten about this!

Same. Get hype for this dumb game getting new content.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

It's kind of funny, I feel like 3 was a terrible movie and goddamn painful to watch with the nonstop 3D stuff, but it also had the most memorable cast by far. Even if I didn't *like* Shelley I will remember Shelley. More than I can say for most of the Dead Teenager Brigade

Also whoever was playing Jason was amusing. I love him doing the harpoon shoot and then just kind of swaggering off like "Yup, I did that"

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I am super stoked about Fox.

She's easily one of the most visually unique characters in the franchise, and her actress was super cool. I'm glad they got a hold of the family and worked things out.

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Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Real tempted to pull a sicky(ie?) today.

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