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SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Well, poo poo, that comic's like an onion of hosed :gonk: . This comic's so rotten I can't even willfully misinterpret it into A Good Cartoon without tripping over its author's omnipresent contempt. This dude's an rear end in a top hat, and I'm an rear end in a top hat for not spotting immediately that there was racism-flavored garbage on top of misogyny-flavored garbage. I apologize for that, and I'll keep a closer eye out for that poo poo in the future. Christ, these assholes.

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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

fruit on the bottom posted:

Yeah but he becomes more white

Maybe as well as working out he also started washing (with dove)

Significant Ant
Jun 14, 2017

by R. Guyovich
something tells me even if these guys got laid they would still post on r/incel

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

They'd be told to gently caress off, then form another community and toxic identity to whine about. The supreme irony is that they will see the incel community for what it is without realizing they're still functionally the same.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

What would they whine about instead? Only getting to gently caress Jen instead of Stacey?

E: it kind of is what they're doing now. Sometimes they say they could "settle" but then reeeeeeeee why do I have to settle???

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
If they finally get laid they'll realize that it's not that big a deal and their entire worldview will shatter and change, for the better, hopefully

OR

they will double down on the fact that they could only get sex from a 6/10 instead of a 8/10 and lament their lives as total and utter suffering, still

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

SatansOnion posted:

Christ, these assholes.

Wow, I just realized that olgaf hasn't used "christ, what an rear end in a top hat!" as a punchline for of off its comics yet

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

quote:

How parents can make their kids less incel


Make sure they get enough nutrition, sleep, and exercise to grow taller. Try to also find herbs or other (legal) substances to make them taller.

Force them to be in social situations at a young age

Force them to join sports teams at a young age

Teach your kid that sensitive people usually lose. Obviously teach them to not be rude, but try to teach your kid to be assertive and masculine. Teach them that screwing people over a little bit is okay (not too much though). Hug your kid as little as possible.

If you're kid is smart, encourage him to pursue STEM fields. Women are obviously attracted to men with lucrative careers.

Of course, you are free to parent how you want. But don't complain if you're son ends up in this sub. My parents raised me to be a "be yourself" beta fagget, and look where it has gotten me.

quote:

What's the point of posting this here when none of us will have kids anyway?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Zzulu posted:

If they finally get laid they'll realize that it's not that big a deal and their entire worldview will shatter and change, for the better, hopefully

OR

they will double down on the fact that they could only get sex from a 6/10 instead of a 8/10 and lament their lives as total and utter suffering, still

Or their latent depression will become full blown.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Zzulu posted:

they will double down on the fact that they could only get sex from a 6/10 instead of a 8/10 and lament their lives as total and utter suffering, still
They'll gently caress up any chance of a relationship by getting too clingy immediately, then they'll double down on the fact that all women are whores ruined by Chad and they're so fundamentally broken because even when they're having sex it's still them having sex.

MoreLikeTen
Oct 21, 2012

The farmer's mistake was believing he had any control over his life.

KillerJunglist posted:

But the end result of these things is usually good friends, wonderful memories and a committed, loving relationship. Who would want any of that?? Incels just want all the girls to touch their cawks!

Maybe the sex was the friends we made along the way

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
[quote="“Benny Harvey”" post="“477268449”"]
What would they whine about instead? Only getting to gently caress Jen instead of Stacey?
[/quote]

These guys are impressionable bitter idiots, so I'd imagine they'd move on to complaining about liberals and listening to Alex Jones

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

ALFbrot posted:

yeezy reupholstered my flesh sleeve

I'm cackling at this

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av
what are your feelings on abortion?

my parents boyfriend
Jan 28, 2007

Angel of Piratey Death, Yarrr!
There was a famous Incel who managed to have sex and it wasn't as magical as he thought so he became convinced he had lost some feeling in his penis due to masturbating too much as an incel. I thought it was marjan siklic but I might be wrong. I'll have to do more research because I think a video on that pile of crazy is coming soon.

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth

Shanghaied posted:

Teach your kid that sensitive people usually lose. Obviously teach them to not be rude, but try to teach your kid to be assertive and masculine. Teach them that screwing people over a little bit is okay (not too much though). Hug your kid as little as possible.

"I'm emotionally stunted and unable to relate to women on any level because I internalized an awful lot of toxic masculinity as a kid. I'd be rolling in pussy right now if only my parents had been even more toxic!"

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

noether posted:

"I'm emotionally stunted and unable to relate to women on any level because I internalized an awful lot of toxic masculinity as a kid. I'd be rolling in pussy right now if only my parents had been even more toxic!"

hugcel

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Biscuit Hider
Incel asks attractive woman what it's like to be attractive... the results will depress and enrage you, but they won't surprise you.


quote:

"I asked another one what it's like to be an attractive woman. She said that she's used to it and doesn't know what's it like not to be attractive. She thinks that people are just nice to everyone and getting free stuff all the time is normal. I asked her if she's offended when ugly guys flirt or ask her out. She replied that that they rarely ask her out and that she's not offended when they do. She said she finds it "cute"."

Truly, being attractive is all that matters. The positive social feedback loops and endless positive reinforcement you get just for existing when you're attractive place you in an entirely different social universe to unattractive people. They might as well be a different species to us.

They will never, ever be able to understand how hard, brutal, unforgiving and callous life is to ugly people, especially ugly men. Every day is an uphill battle. Everything you do is an odyssey. Even going to the store felt like a challenge to me, because there's only so many dirty looks and slumped shoulders upon your approach you can take before you self esteem shrinks even further.

It. Is. OVER.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed
How ugly/extraordinarily creepy are these guys that people are visibly disturbed by their mere presence?

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth
Why normies want Incels to shower...

quote:

They say to shower so you lose your pheromones.
It's a trap.

I think it's national coming out day or some bullshit, so here's an incel that probably should

Does the lack of pussy creates desire towards dicks ?

quote:

Alright so I've got a little request : I've been a neet since I was 12, I got the usual rejection, the usual remarks a lot of you had too. I was spending my days in front of video games or websites.
So anyway, my porn fetishes slowly and weirdly went into futa when I was around 14. Then it morphed into traps and twinks, with the usual /b threads about it. And now, at 18, I feel more attracted by a cock in a picture than a pussy, an rear end, or anything.
But the thing is, I have sincerely no attraction towards male bodies or faces. I don't feel like I could be in an equal relationship with another male. I don't feel attracted by manly features. And on the other hand, in real life, I'm attracted to girls only.
But, because I was more and more into the trap thing, and since I am a skeleton, I started taking pictures of myself in outfits and posting them to get compliments from horny men on 4chan or kik. I also went into very short online "relationships" with doms, where I would send pictures of myself and they would talk dirty to me.
So I realised that this feeling I was getting was what girls where feeling. Being the little thing, being the protected thing, being the weak one, being the complimented one... It felt insanely good, since I never felt in real life. It did feel nice to be treated like a pretty thing. It was a breath of change in these worthless high school years where girls would make me understand daily that I was far from their league.
So now, the problem is I really feel attracted by cocks in pictures or videos. It's an immediate turn-on, as if my mind was just designed to become horny when this stimuli appears. And it's not going away right now: will it go away if I develop relationship with women, or will I really become bi/or gay ? I'm not really worried, I'm just curious.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

54 40 or gently caress posted:

How ugly/extraordinarily creepy are these guys that people are visibly disturbed by their mere presence?

They are most likely completely normal looking. It's just their personalities that are Quasimodo-esque.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


54 40 or gently caress posted:

How ugly/extraordinarily creepy are these guys that people are visibly disturbed by their mere presence?

Some of them might be massive smelly ogres, but most of them probably think that people are repulsed by their negative canthal tilt or suboptimal midface length

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

noether posted:

Why normies want Incels to shower...


Yes, you've figured it out. We aren't constantly repulsed by your lack of even minimal cleanliness. We don't want your competition for mates.

Might as well come clean.

Urine is a primary vector for territory and mating pheromones in mammals, so you should definitely piss your pants.

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
I seriously can't imagine having no hobbies apart from self hate. If only these guys could put their attention to minute detail to better use.

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

KillerJunglist posted:

I seriously can't imagine having no hobbies apart from self hate. If only these guys could put their attention to minute detail to better use.

Making memes about chads is a hobby

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

54 40 or gently caress posted:

How ugly/extraordinarily creepy are these guys that people are visibly disturbed by their mere presence?

Other people aren’t, that’s just delusions from their own narcissism. The irony here is that most incels are average looking and totally could get laid easily if they were just more thoughtful and sympathetic.

But that’s not in vogue, so they just stay inside and be miserable

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Oct 15, 2012

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Biscuit Hider
I know a girl with a weak chin, and she's cute anyways and wanted by guys

I also know one with a forward chin and she is desired too.

I knoe a girl with a narrow jaw, another one with a widebjaw and both are cute and desired.

I know a girl who has high negative tilted eyebrows with round eyes, another one with low eyebrows and sharp eyes and both are cute and wanted.

I know a girl who is very tall and one who is very very short and both are cute and desired.

I know a girl who has pretty sharp facial features and one who has softer rounder facial features, both are cute and wanted.

I know a girl who is very very lean and other who is thick, both are cute and wanted.

Meanwhile, as a male:

weak chin = death

narrow jaw = death

high negative tilted eyebrows or round eyes = death

short =death

soft facial features or roudness in face =death

not lean = death

Thats how harsh, unforgiving and unfair males have it when it comes to looks. For girls, one single good feature can make the girl. For guys, one bad feature breaks the guy.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

fruit on the bottom posted:

Incel asks attractive woman what it's like to be attractive... the results will depress and enrage you, but they won't surprise you.


Truly, being attractive is all that matters. The positive social feedback loops and endless positive reinforcement you get just for existing when you're attractive place you in an entirely different social universe to unattractive people. They might as well be a different species to us.

They will never, ever be able to understand how hard, brutal, unforgiving and callous life is to ugly people, especially ugly men. Every day is an uphill battle. Everything you do is an odyssey. Even going to the store felt like a challenge to me, because there's only so many dirty looks and slumped shoulders upon your approach you can take before you self esteem shrinks even further.

It. Is. OVER.

How the gently caress does an incel read this and not take comfort from the fact that women think it's cute when ugly guys hit on them? Oh, wait nevermind. It's all or nothing. Either you slam 9+ every day or ITS OVER

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

54 40 or gently caress posted:

How ugly/extraordinarily creepy are these guys that people are visibly disturbed by their mere presence?

Except in some cases, it's most likely just being more or less invisible or unremarkable, like most people are to everyone else. They just see things only as binary, so anything short of people bowing before them is vehement rejection and avoidance.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Man, i'd sure be hosed if incelworld was real.

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
The mean glares are less about looking like real life blobfish and more about the aggressively poor hygiene.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


ikanreed posted:

Man, i'd sure be hosed if incelworld was real.

No you wouldn't :v:

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Getting a gf is one of the things in life over which you have very little control.

If you want to become a CEO, granted IQ helps, as well as connections, but you can study hard to achieve it. This goes for any economic or business success. You may not become a successful CEO but you can get NEAR.

If you want to achieve athletic goals, you can get somewhere near to them by persistence and training.

But when it comes to getting a girlfriend, all you can do is try to look as close to Ian Somerhalder/Tyson Beckford as possible and hope women like your looks. That's all the power you have. Sure, being a nonautist who has "good personality" helps, but it by itself won't generate attraction where there was none.

If you pass a fitness test, you could apply for a job at NASA and literally get blasted into outer space and walk on the moon or some similiar feat. That is within your control. You have more control of setting things in motion to allow you to walk along the surface of the moon than you do getting a woman to like where the bones and soft tissue in your face lie.

It's pretty laughable.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

fruit on the bottom posted:

Getting a gf is one of the things in life over which you have very little control.

If you want to become a CEO, granted IQ helps, as well as connections, but you can study hard to achieve it. This goes for any economic or business success. You may not become a successful CEO but you can get NEAR.

If you want to achieve athletic goals, you can get somewhere near to them by persistence and training.

But when it comes to getting a girlfriend, all you can do is try to look as close to Ian Somerhalder/Tyson Beckford as possible and hope women like your looks. That's all the power you have. Sure, being a nonautist who has "good personality" helps, but it by itself won't generate attraction where there was none.

If you pass a fitness test, you could apply for a job at NASA and literally get blasted into outer space and walk on the moon or some similiar feat. That is within your control. You have more control of setting things in motion to allow you to walk along the surface of the moon than you do getting a woman to like where the bones and soft tissue in your face lie.

It's pretty laughable.

This is so close to being insightful. Yes, yes women do have agency...you are so drat close.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i'm getting fit to become an astronaut and meet some thicc venusian babes

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i'm getting fit to become an astronaut and meet some thicc venusian babes

Just :lol: if you think Earth girls are easy. Just, lol.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Oort Girls are Easy

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

noether posted:


Does the lack of pussy creates desire towards dicks ?


Maybe that dude should just try it? At least he's not completely rejecting this emotional change.

hyphz
Aug 5, 2003

Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.
Unlockable Ben

chumbler posted:

Except in some cases, it's most likely just being more or less invisible or unremarkable, like most people are to everyone else. They just see things only as binary, so anything short of people bowing before them is vehement rejection and avoidance.

Hmm, but there is:

failing forward posted:

and by had a conversation I mean he came up to my table in an eatery and started talking with no invitation

I'm pretty sure what ff meant was that he started talking about killing his sister (!?). But the old incel reader in me can still read "started talking with no invitation" as "he said hello" and then OMG you're objecting to that etc etc.

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Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I was in the train going home when I overheard a conversation between two stacies sitting a few seats away. One girl came to know that the other had a brother because she mentioned him in the conversation. The VERY FIRST question she asked her about him was literally ' is he attractive? '. The girl then flat out said ' no '. The second question and third question were his age and education ( to indirectly know if he's making a lot of money obviously, she already knew he wasn't attractive but she wanted to know if he could be beta cuck material ).

What the gently caress man. This bothered me a lot. Let's analyse this situation.

1) If a guy would ever ask me if my sister was attractive, I would literally tell him that I can't answer that for him since we all have different tastes. The fact that the girl immediately said no and the other girl didn't ask more about his physical features confirms that all girls like the same men.

My friend doesn't like a guy = I don't like the guy as well. That's how women think, well "think" , more like copy the thoughts of others.

2)What bothered me most was that it was her f*cking brother. Honestly, I would never ever describe my sister as unattractive to another guy even if I really think she is. As I said, maybe a guy will find my sister to be the hottest woman he has ever seen.

This stacy literally cockblocked her non-chad brother because SHE thinks he's unattractive and she's not even the one who is going to end up having sex with him.

Also the girl was legit an 8 so it's likely for her brother to also be good looking. Even if he lost the genes lottery , he would probably never be a sub 5.

This was the biggest proof that girls don't care about guys that aren't at least a 9. It was eyeopening to hear a girl talk so bad about someone who shares 50% of her DNA. If they don't even spare their own unattractive brothers, why would they ever be nice to non-attractive strangers.

Also, something real quick. I found it a bit strange that a sister could so quickly answer "no" to that question. I would be flabbergasted because I never thought rated my sisters sexually in my head, but she obviously already did. This makes me believe that sisters would have sexual thoughts about their brothers if they were Chads or even just legit would want to have sex with them.

Girls ARE disgusting!

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