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proof of concept posted:a good woman pic is usually more than enough for most dicks Can confirm Bogus Adventure fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Oct 11, 2017 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:slenderman goes on vacation
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 05:44 |
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You don't speak for me, OP.
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 05:55 |
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I.C. posted:You don't speak for me, OP. I believe I did.
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 20:52 |
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I hear the whole "dad bod" thing is really in with ladies today. However, I do not believe it is represented in the OP!!!
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:16 |
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chicks like a strong dude so the best move is to physically pick up the woman you want and walk away with her under your arm
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:37 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:So...is it a bad dick pick that's good enough for most women, or a good dick pick just isn't enough for most women? No dick pic at all. It's your balls we're hungry for
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:41 |
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Spinster posted:No dick pic at all. It's your balls we're hungry for My sack is huge. You're telling me I've been taking these dick growing pills for NOTHING?!
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:45 |
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Chomp8645 posted:I hear the whole "dad bod" thing is really in with ladies today. However, I do not believe it is represented in the OP!!! That's what they're telling themselves, but really there's not much else to choose from.
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:50 |
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Spinster posted:No dick pic at all. It's your balls we're hungry for Literally. Devouring the genitals of men is how i personally sustain myself. Cant speak for all women but its true for me. Long have i dined on the balls of men who sought sexual relations with me. Now they are all eunuchs. And still I hunger...
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:57 |
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Spinster posted:No dick pic at all. It's your balls we're hungry for https://youtu.be/gmHf_1kqJc0
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 22:03 |
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1redflag posted:The funny part? He's Caucasian. Aka the most popular male body type among women
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 22:32 |
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:What body types do men want their women to have Intact penis and testes
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 22:35 |
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If there's one thing women like, it's a man who exists in the physical realm. Face it incorporealcels, it's over for you
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 22:53 |
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Women like men who can subsist on the acidic atmosphere of Venus
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 22:58 |
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myDad posted:Women like men who can subsist on the acidic atmosphere of Venus well hello ladies
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 22:59 |
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myDad posted:Women like men who can subsist on the acidic atmosphere of Venus If that's what it's like down there she should probably get it checked out.
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 23:09 |
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Big Beef City posted:well hello ladies he said venus, not penis
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 23:11 |
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Chitin posted:If that's what it's like down there she should probably get it checked out. just lol if you don't eat atmospheric gas
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 23:12 |
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I'm a gelantious ooze that can freeze itself into a vaguely humanoid shape for a few hours at a time. That's me in the OP. Both pictures.
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 23:17 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:Can confirm nice
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 23:19 |
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hm maybe i'll start doing steroids
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 23:19 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:he said venus, not penis It can be both
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 23:21 |
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Ok cool I'm pretty much the second type there. Hit me up ladies I'm single.
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 23:33 |
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I have a very large penis but my stamina is absolute garbage is this okay?
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 23:36 |
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 23:36 |
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here's my body type: ..(9) /(. .\) .(___) ._| |_.
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 23:41 |
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Nothing is better than a glistening hairy chest.
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 23:41 |
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My penis is literally made of garbage
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 23:43 |
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just a discarded red cocktail straw
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 23:48 |
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lazorexplosion posted:#1 on the inside #2 on the outside, I'm the full package You're piss on the inside and poo poo on the outside?
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 23:50 |
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Women want the type of body that goes out and just bam buys a new lawn mowerr every time the old one runs out of gas, no big deal
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 23:51 |
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Dog Jones posted:Women want the type of body that goes out and just bam buys a new lawn mowerr every time the old one runs out of gas, no big deal
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# ? Oct 11, 2017 23:58 |
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one trick is to wear clothes 2 sizes too big so the cloth hides your rolls of fat
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 00:01 |
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my rolls of fat tuck into each other in a way that bridges the gap between escher and lovecraft
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 00:05 |
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I look like Peewee Herman, my body is Rubenesque.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 00:13 |
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They want a beefcake on the streets and a Geoduck in the sheets.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 00:13 |
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Spinster posted:No dick pic at all. It's your balls we're hungry for Well, now my rampant steroid usage feels foolish...
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 00:34 |
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Oscar Wild posted:I look like Peewee Herman, my body is Rubenesque.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 00:35 |
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Is this the bear thread now?
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