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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mister Mind posted:

Elongated Man was the true hero. Stretched in the right place, at the right time!

Squeaky wheel.... :smug:

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Cuchulain
May 15, 2007

My tiny godly CoX shall burn forever!

zoux posted:

You know who has zero sense of humor about glue? Baron Zemo.

I'm of two minds about this, on one hand I want Paste Pot Pete to take down Hydra in some massive crossover event by spraying hot glue all over Zemo. It's his only weakness.

Alternatively, the scene from Watchmen where Ozy disassembles Dr Manhattan only it's Pete giving Zemo a mask full of hot glue, only to have Zemo come back a few minutes later unfazed.

Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009
In case there remains any doubt as to whether Cobra is the worst...

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Nipponophile posted:

In case there remains any doubt as to whether Cobra is the worst...



drat. That's pure evil.

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer

Proteus Jones posted:

drat. That's pure evil.

Must be an undercover Wally West under that mask.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Nipponophile posted:

In case there remains any doubt as to whether Cobra is the worst...



Read this in Watch/Ward's voice

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
It really amazes me just how organized Cobra is, considering it wasn't that long back in the canon that the Commander was just a disgruntled used car salesman, mad at the gub'mint and wanting to strike back for the little guy...

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Choco1980 posted:

It really amazes me just how organized Cobra is, considering it wasn't that long back in the canon that the Commander was just a disgruntled used car salesman, mad at the gub'mint and wanting to strike back for the little guy...

And now he's POTUS....

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Read this in Watch/Ward's voice

I always knew GI Joe is a big influence on Venture Bros, but I never really appreciated it until people started posting panels.

Cangelosi
Nov 17, 2004

"It's cute," he said to himself warily, "but it's not normal."

Choco1980 posted:

It really amazes me just how organized Cobra is, considering it wasn't that long back in the canon that the Commander was just a disgruntled used car salesman, mad at the gub'mint and wanting to strike back for the little guy...

Let's not forget the Crimson Guard families, which are also trained to attack at a moment's notice.



GI Joe #33

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

Professor Wayne posted:

I always knew GI Joe is a big influence on Venture Bros, but I never really appreciated it until people started posting panels.

Is there a reason they haven't made any Venture Brothers comics? The setting is a very comic booky world and it seems like it would be a natural format to tell more stories in that world.

Glass of Milk
Dec 22, 2004
to forgive is divine

A Strange Aeon posted:

Is there a reason they haven't made any Venture Brothers comics? The setting is a very comic booky world and it seems like it would be a natural format to tell more stories in that world.

They can barely make a show, don't tax them.

ecavalli
Nov 18, 2012


A Strange Aeon posted:

Is there a reason they haven't made any Venture Brothers comics? The setting is a very comic booky world and it seems like it would be a natural format to tell more stories in that world.

Because most comic adaptations suck?

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses

My Dinner With Serpentor











Forgive the poo poo scan, I'm not responsible, I found this online.

Scuba Trooper
Feb 25, 2006

Asterix!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Erma

https://tapas.io/episode/854723

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Wow, that water flowing across the ground is beautifully done.

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.


What is this from? It looks delightful.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Web comic of the same name.
Author's tumblr.

http://brandontheoutcast.tumblr.com/

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
"The Eternal" issue 7


TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Runaways #1

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!
Wrong thread.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Why is she using a match on a burner with a spark ignition? (that's what the "click" is)

Was that the funny part?

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Proteus Jones posted:

Why is she using a match on a burner with a spark ignition? (that's what the "click" is)

Was that the funny part?

You can light a burner that way when the ignition isn't working (and yes, it sometimes does still click, even when not sparking).

The page is really only funny funny if you don't have the minimal amount of empathy to grasp it. It uses a bit of sarcastic tone at the end, but it's really a page designed to show you how run down and burnt out she's feeling. MUCH LIKE THE STOVE.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Proteus Jones posted:

Was that the funny part?

I just liked the juxtaposition of the failed attempt to light the stove with the caption of "Nico Minoru is a very powerful magician". Funny.

BUT FINE I'LL GO FOR ANOTHER. All-New Guardians of the Galaxy #10: The Grandmaster and Collector are meeting up.






IN FACT I'LL DOUBLE DOWN SINCE PEOPLE DIDN'T LIKE IT SO MUCH (and also my "funny panels" folder on my computer is way too full)

Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man #4

TwoPair fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Oct 13, 2017

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

What's a tight five in this context? Only thing coming to my mind is a roll of nickels and that doesn't make any sense.

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

Bruceski posted:

What's a tight five in this context? Only thing coming to my mind is a roll of nickels and that doesn't make any sense.

5 minutes of stand-up comedy.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
He has a roll of nickles up his rear end. You got it first try there buddy

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Bruceski posted:

What's a tight five in this context? Only thing coming to my mind is a roll of nickels and that doesn't make any sense.

Five minutes of killer stand up comedy.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Tight five being the thing you are supposed to have down if you are asked onto a variety show.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Ah, gotcha.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

dont even fink about it posted:

Tight five being the thing you are supposed to have down if you are asked onto a variety show.

Specifically, a roll of nickels, up your rear end.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
A roll of nickels is only $2.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Rhyno posted:

A roll of nickels is only $2.

Yeah, but it keeps you focused and prevents stage fright.

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses

Rhyno posted:

A roll of nickels is only $2.

Each nickel is worth 5 cents and is tightly packed. Hence, a tight five. :viggo:

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

I liked spider man's jokes :unsmith:

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Lightning Lord posted:

Each nickel is worth 5 cents and is tightly packed. Hence, a tight five. :viggo:

Then it should be tight fiveS.

A roll of dimes is $5.

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
Spider-Man never kills.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Rhyno posted:

Then it should be tight fiveS.

A roll of dimes is $5.

Yeah but you would barely feel that in your rear end.

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Professor Wayne posted:

Spider-Man never kills.

:cripes:

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