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INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Dog left for a little while came back and whined at the door to get let in

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Red_October_7000
Jun 22, 2009
Welp, I guess you've a dog now. Be ready for 'im to try to help with wrenching, they're smart enough to know they're useful, but not smart enough to know what for, so they just try to help with everything.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

So smarter than the average apprentice? Checks out.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

You'll need to make a trip to Shopko tomorrow, Dave.

I've got 25lbs of dog food, a chew bone, and some dog treats ordered up for your companion.

I guess you can eat it yourself if it looks appetizing.;)

Order number: 946178

mechaet
Jan 4, 2013

Insufferable measure of firewood

Deteriorata posted:

I guess you can eat it yourself if it looks appetizing.;)

Don't knock it, dog food is downright tasty compared to being hungry.

Gay Nudist Dad
Dec 12, 2006

asshole on a scooter
Looks like there's an animal shelter/rescue in Valentine: https://www.facebook.com/pg/BordersWithoutBoundariesRescue It might be worth contacting them to see if they've gotten any reports on lost dogs or however the hell people handle this poo poo out there. Not to suggest you should give him up or shouldn't keep 'em, but losing a dog sucks, and someone might be real worried about this dude. He's clearly a people dog.

And for you all who enjoy The Sword let me also suggest Graveyard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnGBa8dVm6k

and Christian Mistress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsM1zml0W60

Grakkus
Sep 4, 2011

How does this thread just keep getting better

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
Wait there's a dog now? When did that happen????

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

nm posted:

That's not a cat, traitor.

Hey now, there's nothing wrong with being bipetual.

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
animals are agents of god sent to help those who need them. someone up there likes you

Brolander fucked around with this message at 11:47 on Oct 12, 2017

stevobob
Nov 16, 2008

Alchemy - the study of how to turn LS1's into a 20B. :science:


What the hell? How does this story keep getting better and better? The random dog loves snuggling and also farts? God drat I hope this gets made into a book or something

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Keep the panther piss away from the dog.....

ssb
Feb 16, 2006

WOULD YOU ACCOMPANY ME ON A BRISK WALK? I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH YOU!!


stevobob posted:

What the hell? How does this story keep getting better and better? The random dog loves snuggling and also farts? God drat I hope this gets made into a book or something

tbf every dog farts

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
this story is much better with a wardoggo

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Well the dog stayed the night, we both ran out to pee in the morning, now it's just tearing rear end around daddos property. I'll ask him if he recognises it when he comes today and then take pictures in town but it doesn't seem to be in a hurry to get back anywhere

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless


Left Ventricle
Feb 24, 2006

Right aorta
A good dogge.

mekilljoydammit
Jan 28, 2016

Me have motors that scream to 10,000rpm. Me have more cars than Pick and Pull

stevobob posted:

What the hell? How does this story keep getting better and better? The random dog loves snuggling and also farts? God drat I hope this gets made into a book or something

WTF, this.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Dogge's reaction to me trying to get on my bike

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Ummm... where's the rest of it?


drat, what a majestic-looking doggo.

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat

GOD DOG drat!

This thread just gives and gives and gives. I was feeling pretty morose about the death of my kinda dog today and BAM!

Seriously Dave, check if this kid has a home and if not I'll kick in for dogge food/health. "most dogs are better than most people"

stevobob
Nov 16, 2008

Alchemy - the study of how to turn LS1's into a 20B. :science:


DICK DICER posted:

Dogge's reaction to me trying to get on my bike



I WANNA SCRITCH HIS FUZZY CHIN.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Based on the amount of grey, he's a fairly old doggie. Looks well cared for, so probably is missed by someone.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

I wonder how for off the dog was when he (she?) got a wiff of cinnamon raisin bagels and said gently caress this, I'm not going home now :v:

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless



Oh and no more funny names on packages, in fact maybe no more because I got bitched out for a one DICK DICER

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

I bet somewhere in America there is a man who is really named Richard Dicer, so that's weird.

https://www.myheritage.com/names/richard_dicer

Yeah that's a real name that's been used a lot

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

DICK DICER posted:

Oh and no more funny names on packages, in fact maybe no more because I got bitched out for a one DICK DICER

Thenceforth, all packages and correspondence shall be addressed to “Dick, Vagrant King of Valentine.”

Garage2Roadtrip
Oct 27, 2016
Boy, that road looks like a dusty hell.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

MrYenko posted:

Thenceforth, all packages and correspondence shall be addressed to “Dick, Vagrant King of Valentine.”

I'm about 99% sure one actually did arrive addressed to Truck in A Field

everdave
Nov 14, 2005
This is amazing. Please post when you name AI’s new doggo.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
It made it about two miles with me then bolted up a driveway and dissappeared, so I'm hoping it found its home. Daddo was less than thrilled to see its arrival. Neither he nor Danno recognised it, nobody has reported a missing dog to the radio station or police, and so far 2 out of 5 local vets don't recognise it

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I THINK I FOUND THE OWNER

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Jun 18, 2008

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DICK DICER posted:

I THINK I FOUND THE OWNER

Is it you? I hope its you now.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this

DICK DICER posted:

I THINK I FOUND THE OWNER

Fight them for it

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Nope it wasn't their dog. Description was an older red and white female dog missing 2 or 3 days from Valentine

briefcasefullof
Sep 25, 2004
[This Space for Rent]
Some cities have local facebook groups for missing/found animals. You check in to that?

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Yep I put word in at the radio station, the local PD, checked with every vet, and asked some locals and not one has recognized it or known about a missing dog. Also with the Valentine lost pets facebook thing

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
just enjoy your spirit dog, maybe he just is lonely and looking for a pal.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Of course it had to roll around in roadkill

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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

DICK DICER posted:

Of course it had to roll around in roadkill



....good dog name

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