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Your Computer posted:
they are bugs they dont care about things
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Oct 12, 2017 16:21
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Choco1980 posted:Yeah, apparently chickens' brains aren't shaped quite how we instinctively assume them to be based on our own, so it's actually pretty easy to chop their heads off at not quite straight angles and leave enough that they still move around and stuff on motor reflex, though usually shortly bleed to death after. It's why the whole idiom of a chicken with its head cut off exists. Don't mind me, I've just been recently researching what happens when something is beheaded for a writing idea. for your research https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emi1Dunjzv8 Ignite Memories has a new favorite as of 17:06 on Oct 12, 2017 |
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Oct 12, 2017 17:02
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Oct 12, 2017 18:14
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Zzulu posted:Gotta cut out their eyes so their bodies get the proper chems so they wanna reproduce so we can make more shrimp to devour I dunno, if some superior race came to Earth and enslaved the humans, cut out our eyes so we wouldn't be so vain and could just have fun loving each other for the hell of it, would it really be so bad?
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Oct 12, 2017 18:15
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Don't we already have "a superior race" that's been cuckolded already?
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Oct 12, 2017 18:17
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Also it says they grow back in some shrimp and I'm assuming that we just haven't checked the others.
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Oct 12, 2017 18:18
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Glad all I had for breakfast today was noodles.
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Oct 12, 2017 18:18
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Picnic Princess posted:Glad all I had for breakfast today was noodles. 
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Oct 12, 2017 18:22
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davebo posted:I dunno, if some superior race came to Earth and enslaved the humans, cut out our eyes so we wouldn't be so vain and could just have fun loving each other for the hell of it, would it really be so bad? that's not really why they do it, a lot of hormones are produced in the eyestalks in crustaceans - including those that stimulate/inhibit moulting and reproductive development. It'd be more like if aliens removed the part of our brain that allows us to make rational decisions or have inhibitions.
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Oct 12, 2017 18:43
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soylon posted:that's not really why they do it, a lot of hormones are produced in the eyestalks in crustaceans - including those that stimulate/inhibit moulting and reproductive development. It'd be more like if aliens removed the part of our brain that allows us to make rational decisions or have inhibitions. So like being drunk all the time, got it.
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Oct 12, 2017 18:46
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ATTENTION ALIENS READING THIS THREAD WITH YOUR EFFECTOR BEAMS RIGHT NOW. PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE OUR BRAINS. THANK YOU.
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Oct 12, 2017 19:00
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soylon posted:that's not really why they do it, a lot of hormones are produced in the eyestalks in crustaceans - including those that stimulate/inhibit moulting and reproductive development. It'd be more like if aliens removed the part of our brain that allows us to make rational decisions or have inhibitions. canyoneer posted:So like being drunk all the time, got it. So how would we know if they're just doing it chemically rather than surgically?
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Oct 12, 2017 19:01
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Picnic Princess posted:Glad all I had for breakfast today was noodles. Hoo boy do I have an article for you! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_in_noodle_industry
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Oct 12, 2017 19:16
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Choco1980 posted:Yeah, apparently chickens' brains aren't shaped quite how we instinctively assume them to be based on our own, so it's actually pretty easy to chop their heads off at not quite straight angles and leave enough that they still move around and stuff on motor reflex, though usually shortly bleed to death after. It's why the whole idiom of a chicken with its head cut off exists. Don't mind me, I've just been recently researching what happens when something is beheaded for a writing idea. I "harvest" my own chickens, and gotta say anyone using an ax to kill a chicken is a fool. (I hang them by the legs and slice off the head with a sharp knife, they bleed out and then the butchery begins). I can't imagine holding a chicken down and swinging an ax is anything but recipe for trouble.
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Oct 12, 2017 19:31
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porktree posted:I "harvest" my own chickens, and gotta say anyone using an ax to kill a chicken is a fool. (I hang them by the legs and slice off the head with a sharp knife, they bleed out and then the butchery begins). I can't imagine holding a chicken down and swinging an ax is anything but recipe for trouble. You're doing it the hard way too. Slide them into an inverted cone, pull their head down through the end, slit their artery in their neck. Let their heart pump the blood out into your catchpan/bucket as they're basically unconscious in a couple seconds
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Oct 12, 2017 19:35
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Just beat them to death with your fists. Give them a chance to fight back
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Oct 12, 2017 19:58
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I rip a bong and then stick the chickens head into it. Then we watch some Netflix and I order a pizza. Edit: 
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Oct 12, 2017 19:59
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PCOS Bill posted:You're doing it the hard way too. Ha, tried the cone before, it's easier to lasso the legs and hang'em from a peg, bleed out's the same.
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Oct 12, 2017 20:03
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porktree posted:Ha, tried the cone before, it's easier to lasso the legs and hang'em from a peg, bleed out's the same. Yeah but how do you kill chickens?
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Oct 12, 2017 20:07
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I like to choke my chicken 
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Comptroll The Forums posted:I like to choke my chicken Actually, I have heard that the "grab the chicken by the neck and swing them around your head a few times" works, too.
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Oct 12, 2017 20:22
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porktree posted:I can't imagine holding a chicken down and swinging an ax is anything but recipe for trouble. I think the ax technique is to hold them by the head, and in an effort to "get away" from you they end up stretching their necks out further giving you a good area to chop.
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Oct 12, 2017 20:43
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Best part about this image is that Jason Momoa would never suggest a quiet night drinking beer. Dude loves to go out and get shitfaced.
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Oct 12, 2017 21:12
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Aleph Null posted:Actually, I have heard that the "grab the chicken by the neck and swing them around your head a few times" works, too. 
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Oct 12, 2017 21:24
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:Best part about this image is that Jason Momoa would never suggest a quiet night drinking beer. Dude loves to go out and get shitfaced. And rape apparently.
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Oct 12, 2017 21:26
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I was really getting concerned that this chicken conversation wasn't going to be funny. Thank you for this.
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Oct 12, 2017 21:31
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gbut posted:Don't we already have "a superior race" that's been cuckolded already? This is a drat good post
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Oct 12, 2017 21:36
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Don't drink and post, I guess. https://twitter.com/chrisunkim/status/918536035524644864
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Oct 12, 2017 21:51
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:Best part about this image is that Jason Momoa would never suggest a quiet night drinking beer. Dude loves to go out and get shitfaced. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkgAu3z4CFA
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Oct 12, 2017 22:01
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bunnyofdoom posted:And rape apparently. He made a joke comment in a panel discussion about his character in Game of Thrones (who is a proud rapist to be sure, but Momoa is not Drogo). It's in bad taste I guess but c'mon.
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Oct 12, 2017 22:02
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That has nothing to do with what I said, though? I wasn't saying he was a good dude.
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Oct 12, 2017 22:43
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doverhog posted:ATTENTION ALIENS READING THIS THREAD WITH YOUR EFFECTOR BEAMS RIGHT NOW. PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE OUR BRAINS. THANK YOU. Don't worry, B, Minds are cool about that sort of thing.
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Oct 12, 2017 23:09
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"...I think I can pull this look off." Alternatively; And yet he still somehow sheds like crazy.
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Oct 13, 2017 01:34
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Neddy Seagoon posted:"...I think I can pull this look off." I've heard of huskies blowing their coats, but this is just overboard.
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Oct 13, 2017 01:37
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I have posted this picture multiple times in funny picture threads, and nobody ever comments on it. I think it's because people don't look at it closely enough to realize what it is. So I want you all to stop, take a good long look at this picture, figure out for yourself what the object in this picture is, and then appreciate that it is very funny.
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Oct 13, 2017 01:39
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i have appreciated the picture each time. it stands on its own.
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Oct 13, 2017 01:53
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Guy Goodbody posted:I have posted this picture multiple times in funny picture threads, and nobody ever comments on it. I think it's because people don't look at it closely enough to realize what it is. So I want you all to stop, take a good long look at this picture, figure out for yourself what the object in this picture is, and then appreciate that it is very funny. How is it supposed to be funny? Some spanish translation of one of Camus' books, so what? If it had Einstein on the cover, I would appreciate it. Pigsfeet on Rye has a new favorite as of 02:03 on Oct 13, 2017 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:I have posted this picture multiple times in funny picture threads, and nobody ever comments on it. I think it's because people don't look at it closely enough to realize what it is. So I want you all to stop, take a good long look at this picture, figure out for yourself what the object in this picture is, and then appreciate that it is very funny. Jesus, stop posting it already. Thank you. 
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