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John Wick of Dogs: Mar 4, 2017; A real hellraiser

DC movies are good

# ? Oct 11, 2017 16:17

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# ? May 12, 2024 09:53

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Al Borland Corp. posted:

DC movies are good

Best scene from any DC movie.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 16:23

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Al Borland Corp. posted:

DC movies are good

You take that back or I'll spoil Citizen Kane at you.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 16:24

John Wick of Dogs: Mar 4, 2017; A real hellraiser

I already know the ending of Citizen Kane, citizen Kane and the antagonist of the movie both had a mother named Rosebud, so they put aside their differences and form a news conglomerate. But Kane is killed by TV news.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 16:27

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I still remember those memorable last lines, directly mirroring the opening of the film.

"That man, right there. What his name?"

"Citizen?"

"Yes, Mr. Kane over there. But what I want to know is what his first name is."

"Citizen."

"THATS WHAT IM ASKING YOU"

# ? Oct 11, 2017 16:37

John Wick of Dogs: Mar 4, 2017; A real hellraiser

I like the sequel where it turns out Citizen Kane survived and became a corrupt border town cop and only a Mexican Charleston Heston can stop him.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 16:41

RevKrule: Jul 9, 2001; Thrilling the forums since 2001

Kal-L posted:

So I was watching the latest Justice League Trailer and realized... we never get a good shot of "Steppenwolf"'s face, do we?

Hinds has gone on record that he never got to really interact with the actors because he was completely cg and did all his poo poo on a separate soundstage. Chances are they hadn't finished any real decent closeups of his face by the time they needed to do trailers.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 16:43

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Al Borland Corp. posted:

I like the sequel where it turns out Citizen Kane survived and became a corrupt border town cop and only a Mexican Charleston Heston can stop him.

"Forget it, Chuck. It's Bordertown."

# ? Oct 11, 2017 16:54

SonicRulez: Aug 6, 2013; GOTTA GO FIST

I think the red skies "literal Hell on Earth" is at least something different, but that scene does not look good. I think the way it's cut for the trailer just makes it look bad. Blue/Orange tones are natural pleasant which feels out of place for a war zone.

Al Borland Corp. posted:

DC movies are good

Wonder Woman is just 1 movie.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 17:41

Jonny_Rocket: Mar 13, 2007; "Inspiration, move me brightly"

I watched the trailer and from the looks of it, Justice League and the first Avengers movie basically revolve around the same premise - "An unlikely team of superheroes band together to fight alien invaders." I won't be surprised if the climax of Justice League has them trying to close a portal before the world ends, complete with a blue beam of light in the sky.

Al Borland Corp. posted:

Half of the DCCU movies released so far are good

Fixed that for you. I'll give you Wonder Woman and Man of Steel, but that's about as far as I'll go. Suicide Squad is a garbage fire, and Batman v Superman: Martha was good up until they introduced Doomsday.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 18:15

Decius: Oct 14, 2005; Ramrod XTreme

Al Borland Corp. posted:

That's a troll trying to make people who like DC movies look bad on purpose, just like the one who started the petition to close rt or whatever

A false flag by a crisis actor, really devious stuff Stan Lee comes up with.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 18:19

John Wick of Dogs: Mar 4, 2017; A real hellraiser

100% guarantee you whoever posted that screenshot on Twitter as an incredible own is the same person who made that post in that forum originally.

But I'm not going to see Justice League now anyway because I just found out how much of an rear end in a top hat Ben Affleck is.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 18:25

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Jonny_Rocket posted:

I watched the trailer and from the looks of it, Justice League and the first Avengers movie basically revolve around the same premise - "An unlikely team of superheroes band together to fight alien invaders." I won't be surprised if the climax of Justice League has them trying to close a portal before the world ends, complete with a blue beam of light in the sky.

Fixed that for you. I'll give you Wonder Woman and Man of Steel, but that's about as far as I'll go. Suicide Squad is a garbage fire, and Batman v Superman: Martha was good up until they introduced Doomsday.

Superman: I understood that reference.

E: also the moment where Darkseid calls Flash. "Mewling Quim".

# ? Oct 11, 2017 18:28

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Jonny_Rocket posted:

I watched the trailer and from the looks of it, Justice League and the first Avengers movie basically revolve around the same premise - "An unlikely team of superheroes band together to fight alien invaders." I won't be surprised if the climax of Justice League has them trying to close a portal before the world ends, complete with a blue beam of light in the sky.

Fixed that for you. I'll give you Wonder Woman and Man of Steel, but that's about as far as I'll go. Suicide Squad is a garbage fire, and Batman v Superman: Martha was good up until they introduced Doomsday.

Joke's on you, it will be a red beam of light

# ? Oct 11, 2017 18:59

Roth: Jul 9, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r991pr4Fohk

# ? Oct 11, 2017 19:29

Uncle Boogeyman: Jul 22, 2007

Al Borland Corp. posted:

DC movies are good

The Tim Burton ones anyway

# ? Oct 11, 2017 20:54

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Metalshark posted:

Gambit is way less typically masculine than those characters*, though Hawkeye did rock the pink and purple back in the day, and even a miniskirt! Also, don't get me wrong, Gambit is very studly and obviously an idealised masculine archetype**, but he's also much more of a romantic Casanova type compared to Odinson's drunken warrior rutting or Stark's playboy image, which are more aspirational to the typical dudebro. People like that often expose their inner toxicity when discussing Gambit, in the same way that One Direction can be a good litmus test. It's ok to not like them for many reasons, but if you just say they're a bunch of sissies or their success doesn't count because young girls and women love them then you're showing your internalised misogyny.

Thanks for posting Gillen's Sinister page though, and I want to be clear that I don't think this applies to you, but I maintain there is a difference between Gambit and his appeal to people versus the characters you listed.

*Plus he's bisexual. Fight me.
**I have conducted extensive studies.

stupid sexy Gambeeet

# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:04

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

SonicRulez posted:

Wonder Woman is just 1 movie.

Batman Begins and Watchmen are two more.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:05

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Al Borland Corp. posted:

I already know the ending of Citizen Kane, citizen Kane and the antagonist of the movie both had a mother named Rosebud, so they put aside their differences and form a news conglomerate. But Kane is killed by TV news.

last line: "Tv killed the radio star".

while Toto's Africa plays

# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:19

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

Batman Begins and Watchmen are two more.

Now you're opening these cans of worms on purpose.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:48

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Dick Tracy is actually better than most - not all, but most - comic book movies since 2008 or so.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:54

SonicRulez: Aug 6, 2013; GOTTA GO FIST

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

Batman Begins and Watchmen are two more.

He said are, not were. Otherwise The Dark Knight would've been on my list. And Begins is good enough to count.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 22:01

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

Batman Begins is the best of the Nolan films

# ? Oct 11, 2017 22:03

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Al Borland Corp. posted:

DC movies are good

Yeah, like Batman Begins.

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

Batman Begins and Watchmen are two more.

Watchmen was a huge pile of crap. It's amazing how a film that sticks so close to the source material's script managed to miss the point of every scene.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 22:21

X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

Al Borland Corp. posted:

But I'm not going to see Justice League now anyway because I just found out how much of an rear end in a top hat Ben Affleck is.

Oh man. I just read that. I guess that puts some tension in the Bat Family considering that's Jeffrey Dean Morgan's wife.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 22:50

Ojjeorago: Sep 21, 2008; I had a dream, too. It wasn't pleasant, though ... I dreamt I was a moron...; Gary’s Answer

People have been calling Batman a molester since Seduction of the Innocent.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 22:52

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

I'll take the insane yelling at a crewman over the groping.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 23:00

Monaghan: Dec 29, 2006

Lurdiak posted:

Yeah, like Batman Begins.

Watchmen was a huge pile of crap. It's amazing how a film that sticks so close to the source material's script managed to miss the point of every scene.

I'm still baffled by the decision to make Owlman badass in the movie.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 00:06

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Monaghan posted:

I'm still baffled by the decision to make Owlman badass in the movie.

I'm more baffled by the decision to make Ozymandias not badass.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 00:48

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Mark Ruffalo was interviewed about Thor: Ragnarok, and he said that this film was the 1st of a 3-act arc for Banner/Hulk's character. Apparently Feige wanted his input on where to take the character between this film and the two upcoming Avengers movies.

http://www.ign.com/articles/2017/10/11/thor-ragnarok-begins-a-three-movie-arc-for-hulk

# ? Oct 12, 2017 00:57

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

X-O posted:

Oh man. I just read that. I guess that puts some tension in the Bat Family considering that's Jeffrey Dean Morgan's wife.

Link?

# ? Oct 12, 2017 00:59

X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

Rhyno posted:

Link?

The most

apology ever. Basically he groped her live on TV several years ago and ended up looking like a pretty big hypocrite when he went in on Weinstein the other day.

https://twitter.com/BenAffleck/status/918166049501208576

# ? Oct 12, 2017 01:03

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

drat.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 01:20

site: Apr 6, 2007; Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

https://twitter.com/amtendler/status/918209320977911808

# ? Oct 12, 2017 02:05

howe_sam: Mar 7, 2013; Creepy little garbage eaters

Lurdiak posted:

I'll take the insane yelling at a crewman over the groping.

But what about being arrested for assaulting you mom and sister?

# ? Oct 12, 2017 05:26

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

This grimdark reboot of reality loving sucks, everyone's Dr Light and there's a new Crisis every week

# ? Oct 12, 2017 12:45

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Well, Thor 3 doesn't look grimdark at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Geren_FPWEg

Pretty sure that Taika Waititi doing the voice. I knew that he directed What We Do in the Shadows, but before I watched it this weekend, I didn't realize he also costarred.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 15:19

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

zoux posted:

Well, Thor 3 doesn't look grimdark at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Geren_FPWEg

Pretty sure that Taika Waititi doing the voice. I knew that he directed What We Do in the Shadows, but before I watched it this weekend, I didn't realize he also costarred.

Man it sounds like they recorded Taika's lines on a skype call, unless they are still touching up and just had the raw recordings for it.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 17:37

The D in Detroit: Oct 13, 2012

Watchmen is 1/3 of the best comic book trilogy of all time with MoS and BvS.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 18:34

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Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

so they're really doing planet hulk but with Thor as the main character?

# ? Oct 12, 2017 19:03

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