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Ziv Zulander: Mar 24, 2017; ZZ for short

Pick posted:

What qualifies as a good person is not a static idea. Hell, look at what a good man in 1910 was like compared to a good man in 2010. And to think, well that is the passage of history, but there's been people live to see that passage of history. Next time, it might be you. Do you really want to be unchanging? Is that really something you can afford to do? It was that moment when you decide to stop growing, but you start becoming worse, because really everything is changing around you, that requirement will never really change until you die.

Let them be helpless like children, because weakness is a great thing, and strength is nothing. When a man is just born, he is weak and flexible. When he dies, he is hard and insensitive. When a tree is growing, it's tender and pliant. But when it's dry and hard, it dies. Hardness and strength are death's companions. Pliancy and weakness are expressions of the freshness of being. Because what has hardened will never win.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 17:09

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 18:30

Submarine Sandpaper: May 27, 2007

Ziv Zulander posted:

Let them be helpless like children, because weakness is a great thing, and strength is nothing. When a man is just born, he is weak and flexible. When he dies, he is hard and insensitive. When a tree is growing, it's tender and pliant. But when it's dry and hard, it dies. Hardness and strength are death's companions. Pliancy and weakness are expressions of the freshness of being. Because what has hardened will never win.

my hanzo steel says otherwise

# ? Oct 12, 2017 17:11

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

I joined a gym last month and I go six times a week but I'm still a fat gently caress and it seems like everyone there is in decent to pretty good shape so that's not intimidating at all.

Me [23 M] with my girlfriend [22 F] of 1 year, touches me without my consent.

quote:

Throwaway account because my girlfriend knows my main.

So the problem I have with my girlfriend is that she is constantly touching me in sexual way and it makes me uncomfortable. For example, if I'm just sitting naked on the couch playing FIFA she will just come and start grabbing my penis and putting it in her mouth. Its hard to explain because I obviously usually like when she gives me head, but sometimes when its completely unprovoked and I'm just minding my own business, it feels weird.

She also is constantly pinching/slapping/grabbing my butt, which sort of makes me feel like a piece of meat. I've sort of told her that I don't like her grabbing me like this all the time, but she hasn't really stopped.

I'm not sure why I feel this way? Is it normal? Is this sexual harassment?

tldr; My gf is constantly touching my penis and I feel weird about it.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 17:17

Gumbel2Gumbel: Apr 28, 2010

fruit on the bottom posted:

I joined a gym last month and I go six times a week but I'm still a fat gently caress and it seems like everyone there is in decent to pretty good shape so that's not intimidating at all.

Me [23 M] with my girlfriend [22 F] of 1 year, touches me without my consent.

Everyone at the gym respects you for going because no one ever does.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 17:21

PHIZ KALIFA: Dec 21, 2011; #mood

fruit on the bottom posted:

I joined a gym last month and I go six times a week but I'm still a fat gently caress and it seems like everyone there is in decent to pretty good shape so that's not intimidating at all.

Me [23 M] with my girlfriend [22 F] of 1 year, touches me without my consent.

that was posted one handed

# ? Oct 12, 2017 17:24

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

fruit on the bottom posted:

I joined a gym last month and I go six times a week but I'm still a fat gently caress and it seems like everyone there is in decent to pretty good shape so that's not intimidating at all.

Me [23 M] with my girlfriend [22 F] of 1 year, touches me without my consent.

Hmmmm

While this is a good theory:

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

that was posted one handed

I'm going to go with "high functioning autism" instead. Had a friend like this in real life; he was uncomfortable with sudden sexy things in general, she took this as a personal attack against her self-worth which only made her try harder, and after about 2 years it imploded.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 17:33

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

that was posted one handed

no it wasn't I really do feel out of place at the gym

# ? Oct 12, 2017 17:41

Sentient Data: Aug 31, 2011; My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Pick posted:

What qualifies as a good person is not a static idea. Hell, look at what a good man in 1910 was like compared to a good man in 2010.

Bullshit. Being the most socially upstanding person may be something that shifts around, but being a good person is always the same: live your life in a way that makes you happy, and do your best to improve the lives of others along the way

# ? Oct 12, 2017 17:42

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Sentient Data posted:

Bullshit. Being the most socially upstanding person may be something that shifts around, but being a good person is always the same: live your life in a way that makes you happy, and do your best to improve the lives of others along the way

Ok then I'll make sure to beat the Bible into my son so his soul goes to heaven when he's mowed down in Gallipoli. He'll have a better chance against the machine guns if he doesn't jerk himself blind or worse still fall to the flailing homo wickedness.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 17:45

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Also things that make you happy can be... bad!

# ? Oct 12, 2017 17:49

Submarine Sandpaper: May 27, 2007

Pick posted:

Ok then I'll make sure to beat the Bible into my son so his soul goes to heaven when he's mowed down in Gallipoli. He'll have a better chance against the machine guns if he doesn't jerk himself blind or worse still fall to the flailing homo wickedness.

it's called the bible belting

# ? Oct 12, 2017 17:49

PHIZ KALIFA: Dec 21, 2011; #mood

Pick posted:

flailing homo wickedness.

it's called "swing dancing" pick and its not that weird anymore

# ? Oct 12, 2017 17:58

caterpillaropera: Aug 31, 2004; Who's gonna teach you to bump and grind?; Buglord

Me [22 m] with my SO [19 F] for 4.6 months, I accidentally started a rumor that she gave me a blowjob at her work and she's since been fired

quote:

So this is a throwaway for obvious reasons. I'm not sure what to do about this situation. My GF, lets call her M, is an awesome girl and I could honestly see me and her getting married and having a family someday but im worried that I may have made a big mistake.

Last week my girlfriend and I were sitting in my car, waiting for her parents to pick her up, and I asked her to give me some 'oral pleasure' but because she's a devout muslim she declined. Its been interesting dating someone who is outside of my faith. I think she and I are perfectly compatible (even though in truth we've barely kissed a couple times). Mostly we just hold hands and listen to our favorite bands on Spotify. I know the fact that she doesn't believe in Jesus is a problem for me but I think we can work on it. That aside, I am a man and I have needs and I know it was lame to pressure her but I felt uncontrollably attracted to her. She declined and I aplogized - that was all that happened.

That should have been the end of it but one of my coworkers, lets call him Brian (mid 20s), was making fun of me for dating M. He's always giving me a hard time because I've only ever gotten to third base and he knows it makes me uncomfortable when we talk about sex due to my lack of experience. He refers to me as a boy and will often shoot rubber bands at me while I'm trying to get my work done and I hate it. The other day he was telling me about the last girl he hooked up with so I figured I'd tell him about the 'blow job' that M gave me. I figured that would get him to shut up but it only lead to more questions and before I knew it I had made up this whole story about us doing it in the supply closet. Well this butthole went and told everybody in the office and it somehow got to my manager!

Here's the thing, the only part of teh story my manager heard was that something sexual happened in the office and M was involved. My manager is kind of scary and she went off on M and told her to collect her things and leave the office immediately. I tried to talk to M but she was crying and she wouldn't look at me or anyone else in the office while she was leaving. That was last week and I still haven't seen her because she's not allowed to go out and be social with boys and work was the only way we were able to hang out together. She won't answer my texts and the other night I almost cried while playing my games because I miss her. I have no idea what to do!

I'm sure you're wondering how my boss would fire M and not me for this (I was wondering the same thing!) but I asked Shawna who was the one that told Erica who mentioned it in front of our manager and apparently Erica didn't "know" who the other person was. She covered for me thank god because I'm making more money than I ever have before in my life and I can't afford to lose this job. I'm worried other people in the office will have big mouths and let it slip though. How do I make sure my boss doesnt know I'm the other person involved in this story?

Or... Should I tell my boss it was a lie (which would mean Brian and everyone in the office knows I didn't get a blowjob)?

I'm at a loss and I could really use some blunt advice. She's the first girl I've ever loved and this is also the best job I've ever had. At the same time do I even really want to continue a relationship with someone who isn't allowed to hang out with me by her parents?

tl;dr: I accidentally started a rumor that my girlfriend gave me a BJ in the supply closet and she got fired for it. How do I handle this at work and with my GF without losing either of them?

quote:

Okay first of all you don't have to call me a terrible person but I appreciate that you are fulfilling my request for Blunt advice and I am considering what you're saying. I want to do the right thing and tell my boss but there's always the chance she might think I'm lying. And if she thinks I'm lying than that means I would get fired for being involved. I love my GF but she hasn't replied to any of my texts this last week. I'm afraid that ship has set sail. If I lose my job and my girlfriend in one week I don't know what i would do. I'm not saying I won't tell my boss but this is what's going through my mind at the moment.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 18:19

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

We don't have to. We get to.

Me [23/F], Boyfriend [28/M] I am seriously losing my mind over porn, and the performance issues I will come home to.

quote:

Sorry for the formatting. I'm shaking, crying, so I can't really see straight and I'm on mobile. I'll try to keep it short.

The skinny of everything is, I told my boyfriend long ago that if he has to get off to other women, then, there's no need for me to be present in his life because he is wholly incapable of both masturbation and having a fulfilling sex life. In his case, masturbation is a drat fine substitute for a living individual. I'm already not that attractive, and knowing that he would rather get off to other women 6 days a week while only being able to have sex 1 day a week at maximum is a self-esteem shattering piece of information to carry around in my life. Whatever. That's what happens when you're ugly. I get it.

He's told me over and over that he wouldn't do it, and to my knowledge, he hasn't done it for the past year or so (since May of 2016). I haven't been checking. I've just been taking his word for it. The reason I'm so freaking messed up is because we had an argument two nights ago, where instead of either admitting or denying that he was still jerking off, he left the house. Which, anyone would take silence as a confirmation that "Haha, I get to jerk off AND you're still here, what a loving loser you are." It made me so angry that he wouldn't just tell me. I begged him to be honest so I could leave knowing I'm a big, ugly idiot and just move on and be a hermit. He absolutely would not say anything and I don't have access to his phone. I haven't even attempted to snoop. Again, just taking his word, like the idiot I am.

I'm posting this because I am starting a new job in a field I've ALWAYS wanted to be in and I have to leave for a town 3 hours away for orientation, for 5 days. Every time I've left the state, I come back to a boyfriend who is uninterested in sex for DAYS to WEEKS because he's full and satisfied on women hotter than I am. Then we'll have weeks of sex where he cannot ever finish. It's so frustrating to me. My relationship should be the one place I shouldn't have to deal with this poo poo. He can shoot it off to some random chick, but when it comes to his own girlfriend, I'm apparently just too loving hideous. I know it's gonna happen again. Does anyone have any viewpoints about masturbation that will put things into perspective for me, or am I just doomed to a lifetime of therapy and antidepressants?? I can't even get to my therapist this week because of orientation. Wtf do I even begin to do.

tl;dr: Doubled up on my Prozac/Wellbutrin dosage today, can't get into my therapist this week or next because of orientation for a new job . Have to leave the state, but know that boyfriend will jerk off every day while I'm away, meanwhile we only have actual sex once a week at best, and he has tons of performance issues once he starts to do it. How can I either be okay, or at least stop having a full blown panic attack.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 18:24

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Straight White Shark posted:

Research has also shown that people who identify as squares are happier when they're stoned out of their gourds, too. Evidently being sober is not a natural state for a human being either!

I want to just confirm this is 100% true

Edit: LOL at everyone effort responding to the sadbrain gimmick poster

LethalGeek fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Oct 12, 2017

# ? Oct 12, 2017 18:24

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

fruit on the bottom posted:

We don't have to. We get to.

Me [23/F], Boyfriend [28/M] I am seriously losing my mind over porn, and the performance issues I will come home to.

BF sounds like a real jerk but OP ain't lyin' about losing her mind

# ? Oct 12, 2017 18:29

Clark Nova: Jul 18, 2004

fruit on the bottom posted:

We don't have to. We get to.

Me [23/F], Boyfriend [28/M] I am seriously losing my mind over porn, and the performance issues I will come home to.

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that the reasons he'd rather jack off than gently caress her have little to do with her appearance.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 18:35

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

caterpillaropera posted:

Me [22 m] with my SO [19 F] for 4.6 months, I accidentally started a rumor that she gave me a blowjob at her work and she's since been fired

Everyone in this story is mentally 9 years old.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 18:44

Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

fruit on the bottom posted:

Me [23 M] with my girlfriend [22 F] of 1 year, touches me without my consent.

He's gay

# ? Oct 12, 2017 18:47

Sentient Data: Aug 31, 2011; My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Pick posted:

Ok then I'll make sure to beat the Bible into my son so his soul goes to heaven

Who said anything about a bible or afterlife? Being a good person has absolutely nothing to do with what does or doesn't happen to you after you're dead. If you love your kids and teach to have empathy and to think for themselves, there isn't a hole that needs to be filled in the first place

# ? Oct 12, 2017 18:49

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

LethalGeek posted:

Edit: LOL at everyone effort responding to the sadbrain gimmick poster

Are you new here? Goons are drawn to respond to pickposting like moths to flame.

I (34F) went to Starbucks and the movies once with a friend. Now he won't stop leaving me angry messages.

quote:

Several months ago, I went to Starbucks once with a co worker. We had a nice time and talked a lot about our families. Another time, (several months apart) we went to the movies. I should add we went Dutch both times. These were not dates. We worked on a property that has both a Starbucks and a movie theater on site.

In August, I began dating one of my long time friends. We used to be co workers as well, but we didn't begin dating until after I left the company and got a new job with an entirely different company. Everyone was happy for us and says we make a great couple.

Everyone except the other friend. Now, he made no mention that he was unhappy before. In fact, I didn't hear a peep out of him until yesterday, which I didn't think anything of, because we go for several months without even talking. My last text from him was in March. You get the idea. Yesterday, I made a post about my homemade soup on Facebook. I'd never made it before and it turned out great! I was so proud of myself honestly. Boyfriend says "Looks great! 🤤" and other mutual friends of ours asked if my boyfriend could bring some with him so they could try it. I said sure, boyfriend jokes "Don't run out of soup now!" And I joke that I'll always make soup for him. Someone commented that we were so cute. The other friend? He commented that he was going to throw up, and could I please stop?

It took me a little by surprise, but you know, whatever. Maybe it was a joke, but something didn't sit right with me. I deleted the soup post, because I didn't want it up anymore.

This morning, he's left negative comments on any post he can find. One was a funny meme, which he posted "Who cares" on it. Now, I know he's angry. It makes me feel uncomfortable and like I've done something wrong, when logically I know I haven't.

I've learned over time that this guy is very angry and bitter. I do know that he is angry that he has cerebral palsy and is in a wheelchair. I also have CP, but I can walk. one of the things that put me off about him was how negative he is. He thought I would be angry about my disability too. I'm not. Annoyed sometimes maybe, but not mad. I also have friends and am friendly. He doesn't and I've discovered he snaps at a lot of people and just expects things. Instead of saying "Excuse me" for example, he demands that they move. It really turned me off and I started distancing myself slowly, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings by going no contact.

That ship has sailed now. I unfriended him this morning, without a word, but my boyfriend still works with this guy. Should I give him a heads up? Have I done something wrong?

tl;dr: Guy I used to work with is bitter that I'm dating another man and won't stop spamming my Facebook.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 18:52

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

LethalGeek posted:

I want to just confirm this is 100% true

Edit: LOL at everyone effort responding to the sadbrain gimmick poster

Rude, there's much more to me than the sadbrains.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 18:53

Viva Miriya: Jan 9, 2007

dumb stupid idiot posted:

this thread is so much better when Pick isn't posting

# ? Oct 12, 2017 18:54

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

Haifisch posted:

Are you new here? Goons are drawn to respond to pickposting like moths to flame.

I (34F) went to Starbucks and the movies once with a friend. Now he won't stop leaving me angry messages.

34 years old and it reads like it was written by a teenager

# ? Oct 12, 2017 18:56

Sentient Data: Aug 31, 2011; My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

quote:

tl;dr: Doubled up on my Prozac/Wellbutrin dosage today, can't get into my therapist this week or next because of orientation for a new job .

I made an extreme change in my psych med dosage without my doctor's advice or knowledge, surely a good idea!

# ? Oct 12, 2017 18:56

Doggles: Apr 22, 2007

caterpillaropera posted:

Me [22 m] with my SO [19 F] for 4.6 months, I accidentally started a rumor that she gave me a blowjob at her work and she's since been fired

If this had been a relationship that lasted 4.7 months, I'd say he should stand up for her. But only 4.6 months in? Might as well just cut your losses and move on.

I [22F] am trying to start a relationship with a former coworker [31M] but this Harvey Weinstein thing is making it difficult.

quote:

I recently moved to New York to start an internship reporting on entertainment, and I got back in touch with a former coworker from my internship last fall. He wasn't my boss, per se, but he definitely oversaw parts of my former internship.

We got along extremely well last year, and we had a stronger immediate (platonic) connection than I've ever had with anyone. We kept in touch via text and email occasionally during my last year of school, and I'd occasionally ask him job-related questions. Now that I'm back in NYC, we're hanging out semi-regularly as friends, and I feel confident that we both have romantic feelings for each other.

I think we're both hesitant to have a conversation about our relationship and actually begin dating for a number of reasons, but the recent Harvey Weinstein news has made things especially complicated. I'm afraid that he is hesitant to make a move because there are currently so many stories in the news about older men in professional positions of power who have manipulated younger women. While we don't work together anymore, we're still in the same field, and the connections with our situation seem pretty obvious. I haven't discussed them with him, but I can't imagine he hasn't thought about it in relation to us. We've both been covering the news at length for our respective publications, so it's in our faces all day.

I really value the platonic relationship we currently have, and I'm afraid to broach the topic of dating with him in case he is genuinely put off by the Weinstein news and wants to keep our relationship purely platonic. I don't want to make things awkward if he only wants to be friends. Again, I'm confident that he is romantically interested in me, it just feels like the worst possible time to be starting a relationship like this.

tl;dr: Want to start dating an older former coworker, but I'm afraid that the recent Weinstein news is making him uncomfortable with a potential relationship.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 18:58

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

The boyfriend is like a sexual camel, storing imagery of beautiful porn ladies in his spank bank and surviving on them for weeks on end.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 18:58

fbsw: Mar 3, 2016

Doggles posted:

If this had been a relationship that lasted 4.7 months, I'd say he should stand up for her. But only 4.6 months in? Might as well just cut your losses and move on.

I [22F] am trying to start a relationship with a former coworker [31M] but this Harvey Weinstein thing is making it difficult.

i hope "weinstein'd" becomes a part of our "cultural lexicon"

# ? Oct 12, 2017 19:00

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Sentient Data posted:

Who said anything about a bible or afterlife? Being a good person has absolutely nothing to do with what does or doesn't happen to you after you're dead. If you love your kids and teach to have empathy and to think for themselves, there isn't a hole that needs to be filled in the first place

What is good depends on the culture and time. And happiness has never been a sufficient metric, or else that submarine murder guy was being good by happily reenacting his murder kink porn.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 19:28

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

Was my [28/M] accidental comment to my female Co-worker [21/F] enough to get me fired?

quote:

So I work at a cell phone store. She recently bought the new a Note 8. We were out of the glass screen protectors, and only had the plastic one. She was debating with me on whether she should get the plastic screen protector the time being.

Without thinking much, but not trying to be dirty,i asked her if she had any protection at all. She kinda rolled her eyes and said no. But she didn't actually seem offended, it seemed more of jokingly if anything. I'm now worried that I maybe came across as a perv, when I was just trying to help her decide if she wanted to get the plastic. And I just made it a point that a plastic screen protector is better than no screen protector.

We've talked and joked around more sense then but I'm now worried I may get hit with a sexual harassment writeup, termination or lawsuit. Then again I have really bad anxiety and I always jump to worst case. So that's why I'm coming here for a second opinion.

TL;DR: Co worker asked me if I'd suggest getting a plastic screen protector. I asked her if she had any protection at all (talking about a screen cover, case, etc) to try and help her determine if plastic would be a good time being thing. I'm now worried I came across as weird. Am I overthinking?

Weinstein strikes again

# ? Oct 12, 2017 19:31

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

Although in my universe he's actually Harvey Weinstain

# ? Oct 12, 2017 19:32

Clark Nova: Jul 18, 2004

Doggles posted:

I [22F] am trying to start a relationship with a former coworker [31M] but this Harvey Weinstein thing is making it difficult.

lol I'm sure the older guy in the 10-year age-gap dating scenario is losing a lot of sleep over this.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 19:35

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

fruit on the bottom posted:

Was my [28/M] accidental comment to my female Co-worker [21/F] enough to get me fired?

Weinstein strikes again

was this posted at 3am

# ? Oct 12, 2017 19:39

Mirthless: Mar 27, 2011; by the sex ghost

fruit on the bottom posted:

Was my [28/M] accidental comment to my female Co-worker [21/F] enough to get me fired?

Weinstein strikes again

lol

this guy's spent too much time listening to Reddit scream about how unfair sexual harassment policies are

# ? Oct 12, 2017 19:44

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Submarine Sandpaper posted:

my hanzo steel says otherwise

Baka! Hanzo steel is flexible like reeds shivering in the wind; its edge cuts like a typhoon felling an inflexible oak.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 20:02

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

fruit on the bottom posted:

Was my [28/M] accidental comment to my female Co-worker [21/F] enough to get me fired?

I guess you'll find out, dummy

# ? Oct 12, 2017 20:09

Hellsau: Jan 14, 2010; NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

fruit on the bottom posted:

We don't have to. We get to.

Me [23/F], Boyfriend [28/M] I am seriously losing my mind over porn, and the performance issues I will come home to.

quote:

Then we'll have weeks of sex where he cannot ever finish.

Jesus I wish I could last that long.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 20:14

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Day 23: Supplies are running low now, we are on the last of rations and the loving shows no signs of stopping

# ? Oct 12, 2017 20:16

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

i've fashioned a brush from a sock and bedpost, which i use to collect the condensation that forms on the bedroom window

# ? Oct 12, 2017 20:19

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 18:30

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

fruit on the bottom posted:

Was my [28/M] accidental comment to my female Co-worker [21/F] enough to get me fired?

Weinstein strikes again

This man has committed a MINDCRIME.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 20:21

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