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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

zimbomonkey posted:

Stretch run to Stewart

The key is the 5 yards it will lose.

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







kuechly is fine apparently

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


There's no ref conspiracy. It's simply that all refs are bad and inconsistent.

three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole
Daryl Worley is bad.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

I'm encouraged that it took 6,000 years for Philadelphia to score despite that absolute gift of a turnover.

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe

They're playing the Eagles. It's well-documented that the refs have it in for the Eagles, as well as 31 other teams*.

(*) Sarcasm does not apply to the Detroit Lions

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


lmao sure sure

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Tony Romo makes clownball enjoyable

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
This does nothing to discredit my theory that the refs bet they could call literally every penalty in the rulebook on the Eagles tonight

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

blue squares posted:

Why did he give the ball to a grown man

It'd be real funny giving a ball to a female

oldgoatmon
Jul 4, 2004

Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch

a new study bible! posted:

There's no ref conspiracy. It's simply that all refs are bad and inconsistent.

the chargers game they just favored whoever had the ball

its been real bad all season and this game is very one sided at least blown calls all around feels more balanced even if its just as bad

CowboyKid
May 29, 2008

CapnAndy posted:

This does nothing to discredit my theory that the refs bet they could call literally every penalty in the rulebook on the Eagles tonight

Solid theory Doc.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







No Butt Stuff posted:

Tony Romo makes clownball enjoyable

this isn't clownball

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Why in the world would you run a sneak there? That's a free play to throw something downfield.

Or at least run a play where you have the option to do that.

CowboyKid
May 29, 2008

oldgoatmon posted:

the chargers game they just favored whoever had the ball

its been real bad all season and this game is very one sided at least blown calls all around feels more balanced even if its just as bad

Jesus Christ.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

FizFashizzle posted:

this isn't clownball

Is Christian McCaffrey being featured?

Slowpoke!
Feb 12, 2008

ANIME IS FOR ADULTS
I don't need understand why the clock was still running there

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

It's really a bummer that McCaffery is neither a fun player to watch nor a total bust

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
Geostorm looks like a fake movie they show commercials for in a television show

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Its Rinaldo posted:

It'd be real funny giving a ball to a female

Lol

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

fsif posted:

It's really a bummer that McCaffery is neither a fun player to watch nor a total bust

the curse of adequacy

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Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
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Toaster Beef posted:

Geostorm looks like a fake movie they show commercials for in a television show

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Well that probably shoulda been a pick.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

fsif posted:

It's really a bummer that McCaffery is neither a fun player to watch nor a total bust

It would be better if they stopped treating him like early career Reggie Bush.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

fsif posted:

It's really a bummer that McCaffery is neither a fun player to watch nor a total bust

Like Reggie Bush before him and just about every other high first round pick "hybrid" FOOTBAW PLAYER hes just good enough to give the ball and not good enough to jizz your pants over.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

fsif posted:

It's really a bummer that McCaffery is neither a fun player to watch nor a total bust

I think he could be pretty good on a team that runs a lot of outside zone and spread formations

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Toaster Beef posted:

Geostorm looks like a fake movie they show commercials for in a television show
It looks like it's gonna make a serious play for worst movie of the year, that's exciting at least

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Cam is so athletic

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Tom Sellout posted:

I think he could be pretty good on a team that runs a lot of outside zone and spread formations

he'd be rookie of the year in new england

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
You lost a minute for like 12 yards.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


CapnAndy posted:

It looks like it's gonna make a serious play for worst movie of the year, that's exciting at least
Nah that's gotta be Emoji Movie, but it'll be up there

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

FizFashizzle posted:

he'd be rookie of the year in new england

I'm not sure how he does anything for the panthers if he doesn't spend the entire off-season bulking.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

CharlestheHammer posted:

You lost a minute for like 12 yards.

The Mike shula experience.

three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole
CMC can't break a tackle to save his life.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


CMC has one of those bigass Wes Welker looking heads. Like he's wearing a concussion helmet despite not having a concussion.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

FizFashizzle posted:

he'd be rookie of the year in new england

I saw someone tweet earlier that he's leading all rookies in receiving yards, so even if he's been underwhelming, that's kind of nice.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Look at that fat butt

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Ben you got to pretend to run my dude.

CowboyKid
May 29, 2008
Goddamit Nantz, go with him instead of trying to call Romo out all the time. You suck Jim.

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







love that funchess is good now

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