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Lizard Wizard posted:I'll never forget WayForward's breakout hit on the 3DS, "a cartoon cop with boobs: the game" mighty switch force is a good game though shantae 1 and 2 are super mediocre but pirate's curse is good and 1/2 genie hero is decent plus double dragon neon is one of the best beat em ups ever made and those guys went on to make one of the best kickstarter games ever made The Colonel fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Oct 13, 2017 |
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al-azad posted:Cartoon boobs are good. Are the mummies horny? Are they even alive?
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Phantasium posted:That begs an interesting question, what's the biggest or longest chance you've given a game before dropping it? 80 hours into pillars of eternity, although I just made it into the final act so I suspect there's a lot of idling there 40 hours into dark souls 3 20 hours into a lot of other games including far cry 3, mask of the betrayer, vanilla civ 5, hitman absolution
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Viewtiful Jew posted:Are the mummies horny? They're milfs obviously
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Man someone needs to do a remaster of the Gold Box SSI AD&D games
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gold box ssi pathfinder
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the world would be a better place if people submerged themselves deeper into horniness
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Novigrad in The Witcher 3 put me off the game for a month or two, eventually I came back and went to Skellige which was much better.
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Yeah novigrad sucked I also bounced off it hard for a couple months. So much tedious poo poo to do.
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Phantasium posted:That begs an interesting question, what's the biggest or longest chance you've given a game before dropping it? since steam refunds became reality, 2 hours
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I’m glad we can finally admit that The Witcher 3 is the worst game in the world
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Beat samus returns and laid my 3ds to rest in my old dead handheld draw next to my bed until something else i care about comes out. Time to ice my hands. gently caress mercury steams control designer. Boss fights were great. Exploration kinda sucked. Never felt the need to go back for pick ups because of the linear structure. Better than other m, 2, and original metroid tho but thats low praise
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Jay Rust posted:I’m glad we can finally admit that The Witcher 3 is the worst game in the world what da gently caress
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every part of the witcher 3 owns, gently caress the haters
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it's hard for me to imagine the Witcher games somehow got even worse after the first one
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MechaSeinfeld posted:what da gently caress (It’s a good game)
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psychoJ posted:every part of the witcher 3 owns, gently caress the haters the combat system is very polarizing. half the people i talk to say put it on easy and ignore it and half say put it all the way up and take it super seriously. when i beat the game 2 years ago or whenever i would turn it up for monster fights but the majority of the encounters are so lame that yeah i went through 95 percent of the game holding the square button to twirl through things. it just feels like rear end sometimes.
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psychoJ posted:every part of the witcher 3 owns, gently caress the haters The entire series is marred by forcing you to play as the most boring protagonist ever.
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Sweet time to look for my friend and go on more adventures *runs back and forth for the next hour between 6 houses* *sets up play*
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Internet Kraken posted:The entire series is marred by forcing you to play as the most boring protagonist ever. Uhhh geralt owns actually
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Roche might be the buggiest worst controlling horse ive ever used including like oblivion horses
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psychoJ posted:Uhhh geralt owns actually I've seen enough grizzled middle-aged dudes in games to last a life time.
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Real hurthling! posted:Roche might be the buggiest worst controlling horse ive ever used including like oblivion horses Well no wonder, you're riding a man, not a horse! Real hurthling! posted:the combat system is very polarizing. half the people i talk to say put it on easy and ignore it and half say put it all the way up and take it super seriously. I played it on blood and bones. It's a good series and the fights are okay, I guess. They aren't good, but they're serviceable.
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Internet Kraken posted:I've seen enough grizzled middle-aged dudes in games to last a life time. well what's the alternative, ancient pants-making GBS threads old dudes? japan has the anime hero teens and children market tied up, final fantasy has the "20something who looks like a truck hit him and he's in his 60s"... i'm not entirely sure what you're asking for here
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The White Dragon posted:well what's the alternative, ancient pants-making GBS threads old dudes? japan has the anime hero teens and children market tied up, final fantasy has the "20something who looks like a truck hit him and he's in his 60s"... i'm not entirely sure what you're asking for here uh women????
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Grapplejack posted:Well no wonder, you're riding a man, not a horse! Oops yeah roach
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The White Dragon posted:well what's the alternative, ancient pants-making GBS threads old dudes? japan has the anime hero teens and children market tied up, final fantasy has the "20something who looks like a truck hit him and he's in his 60s"... i'm not entirely sure what you're asking for here dogsicle posted:uh lol this exchange is magical i'd take more badass grandpa / wizened old merlin type protagonists if someone's offering though
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Tuxedo Catfish posted:it's hard for me to imagine the Witcher games somehow got even worse after the first one having bounced hard off of tw1, i can at least say 2 was way way better Internet Kraken posted:I've seen enough grizzled middle-aged dudes in games to last a life time. grizzled middle-aged assholes are boring and suck but i thought geralt was pretty funny and cool and had a more distinct personality than lots of game protags
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i don't really have a horse in the race of whether middle aged men should be in games more or less, but it's very lol to me that a response to "there should be less" just blithely ignores the other half of the worlds population
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I am reminded again of how the developers for Remember Me had to really push to get a female protagonist. I should really finish that game one of these days. I recall the combat being a bit clumsy, though. chumbler fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Oct 13, 2017 |
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Internet Kraken posted:I've seen enough grizzled middle-aged dudes in games to last a life time. So has the Witcher 3, it's actually part of the story
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Internet Kraken posted:I've seen enough grizzled middle-aged dudes in games to last a life time. I probably bring it up a lot but Geralt owns, his cluelessness is really charming. He's good at fighting and loving but not really anything else and it shows when he spends the entire game either getting manipulated into killing monsters & then getting shorted on pay or being used as a sex toy by powerful sorceresses. One of my favorite lines in the game comes pretty early when the gay woodsman talks about being exiled from town for his "unnatural proclivities" and Geralt is like, ah, lycanthropy.... it's not easy, but cures are possible. He's handsome and he's really good at killing poo poo but his social development is incredibly stunted and it makes for a really funny subversion of the usual cool RPG protagonist power fantasy. He's a good guy at heart but he's also just a big dumb monster-slaying jock & there is something very lovable about that to me edit: honestly even tho you only play as her for brief periods the real badass power fantasy main character in the game is Ciri, and the way you spend half the game following her around and picking up the pieces as she accomplishes her own agenda is another really subversive take on the "rescue the girl" videogame plot goferchan fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Oct 13, 2017 |
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The White Dragon posted:well what's the alternative, ancient pants-making GBS threads old dudes? japan has the anime hero teens and children market tied up, final fantasy has the "20something who looks like a truck hit him and he's in his 60s"... i'm not entirely sure what you're asking for here dogsicle posted:uh 
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The Colonel posted:grizzled middle-aged assholes are boring and suck but i thought geralt was pretty funny and cool and had a more distinct personality than lots of game protags basically, geralt is good edit: also goferchan put it way better than i did
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I'll show you a real man's balls
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The White Dragon posted:well what's the alternative, ancient pants-making GBS threads old dudes? This was literally Metal Gear Solid 4. There was even pants-making GBS threads.
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psychoJ posted:yuuup. it's subtle and hard to tell under his super gravelly voice but geralt's character is absolutely miles ahead of grizzled video game man. a lot of it comes from genuine affection towards the people close to him, a lot of it comes from sarcasm. some of it... is stuff like this How does Joel from the Last of Us compare?
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TW3 has a scene where you and your two fellow Witchers get blackout drunk, steal your estranged wife's clothing to crossdress, and then prank call the most powerful sorcerouses in the world to see if they're up for an orgy. Please play TW3.
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joel is like the prototypical example of angry grizzled middle aged dude. you dont get more grizzled and middle aged than joel.
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