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Somfin posted:""Those black people probably deserved it, but I'm fine with you saying they didn't." - A black girl" - A white man. This sums it up well yeah.
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Are there any conservatives currently pushing the 'nobody watches NFL anyway' meme who would not have said people who didn't like football were left wing America hating pansies 6 months ago?
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ModernMajorGeneral posted:Are there any conservatives currently pushing the 'nobody watches NFL anyway' meme who would not have said people who didn't like football were left wing America hating pansies 6 months ago? Garrison, sorta; his argument is that (((Soros)))-funded drat dirty libs hated football because of its macho manliness, but have contaminated the League with their hippie pussiness so now it's bad.
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Wow, Garrison's Trump gets more muscular and manly every time he draws him. Hard to recognize the elderly bucket of flab that Trump is in real life.
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quote:Roger Goodell showed abject weakness from the very beginning by not decisively punishing Kaepernick My favorite part of these people's frothing, impotent rage is that they never seem to notice that Kap has been blackballed by the League. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT HE CAN ACT OUT HIS SOROS-FUNDED SCHEMES WHY I JUST WANT MY BINKIE AND MY FOOBAW it's like dude, he's not even playing this season because of the protest.
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Trump can't lose an argument if I refuse to say he lost it! *Covers ears and yells "nananana" while triumphantly retreating to the basement*
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"Many fans began to realize they had nothing in common whatsoever with most of the spoiled millionaire players who continue to publicly display contempt for their country, their flag and their fans." This sentence is somehow not about Trump.
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Axe-man posted:I don't know, boy scouts taught me how to start fires, make homemade explosives, shoot guns and to distrust everyone else. So pretty much everything one needs in life. Shoot guns (I don't like guns, but I'm weirdly good at shooting), plant trees, do volunteer work with animal shelters and soup kitchens, go camping, sailing, and make various crafts. You also go on field trips to places like museums and sewage treatment plants (this one was more fun and fascinating than it sounds). Oh, and one time we when bird watching in the wetlands. So yeah, lots of great stuff. However, like people have said how good it is all depends on the troop leader and I just happened to have an amazing troop leader.
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When the hell is Garrisons Trump gonna fight Perfect Cell?
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I've figured it out...Garrison is really Rob Liefield moonlighting as a politooner
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Hihohe posted:When the hell is Garrisons Trump gonna fight Perfect Cell? Perhaps he is already past the point where he threw in the towel and told his son(-in-law) to do it for him instead?
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quote:The kneelers shattered that illusion. Many fans began to realize they had nothing in common whatsoever with most of the spoiled millionaire players who continue to publicly display contempt for their country, their flag and their fans.(Now ex-fans) Why support players who hate you? REPORTER: What is the message of this protest? KAEPERNICK: I'm kneeling to demonstrate my contempt for this country, the flag, and my own fans. NoEyedSquareGuy fucked around with this message at 17:03 on Oct 13, 2017 |
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Panty Saluter posted:I've figured it out...Garrison is really Rob Liefield moonlighting as a politooner I see feet in that picture, though.
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prefect posted:I see feet in that picture, though. He's finally figured it out, after three decades in the industry
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I'm almost surprised that Ben!Trump didn't run the score up to 88... Edit: actually, why 72 points? Wiki points to it being the number of houri each Muslim martyr will receive as companion in paradise, but somehow I doubt that's the intention. Shazback fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Oct 13, 2017 |
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Oooooh yes daddy Trump ~~~  so much at that depiction
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The 72 is weirding me out. It's not divisible by 7, so it's not a default "football score" number, and I can't remember any famous blowout games with a score of 72-0. 10 touchdowns and a safety? 9 touchdowns where trump went for the extra point? Does 89 have special significance? 98? Or is it 7 touchdowns, extra point, and Trump gets a safety each time, with the last safety just being scored? But that can't be it, trump has the ball. Or maybe he's in the midst of his drive after the last safety and is pausing his run to mock Goodell. But why does Goodell look like that?
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Why is trump playing for the bills why is Goodell playing for the raiders why is stadium empty why why why wHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
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Cat Mattress posted:72 is Trump's IQ. Well, maybe on a good day.
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Tibalt posted:Why is trump playing for the bills why is Goodell playing for the raiders why is stadium empty why why why wHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY Why is the scoreboard on the sideline and not even centered on it?
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The stadium isn't empty, I don't think, but it would fit Garrison's argument better if it was (that everyone decided they don't like football anymore now that they know football players are humans rather than action figures or animals)
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Tibalt posted:The 72 is weirding me out. It's not divisible by 7, so it's not a default "football score" number, and I can't remember any famous blowout games with a score of 72-0. 10 touchdowns and a safety? 9 touchdowns where trump went for the extra point? Does 89 have special significance? 98? Or is it 7 touchdowns, extra point, and Trump gets a safety each time, with the last safety just being scored? But that can't be it, trump has the ball. Or maybe he's in the midst of his drive after the last safety and is pausing his run to mock Goodell. But why does Goodell look like that? I'm going to take a reasonable guess that Ben does not watch football and has had no interest in it until suddenly he can say he's taking a big stand by it.
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He absolutely picked that number at random, it's a nice round number but my headcanon is six touchdowns, four field goals, nine safeties
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Cat Mattress posted:72 is Trump's IQ. Woah, being a little overly generous there buddy.
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It's twelve touchdowns and their Kicker sucks. Judging by the helmet, Trump is the Kicker
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It's divisible by 8, obviously Trump went for and scored the two point conversion every time.
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Abyssal Squid posted:It's divisible by 8, obviously Trump went for and scored the two point conversion every time. on the one hand, two-point conversions are extremely risky and there's no way in hell any coach who knows what he's doing would attempt one unless the current situation w/r/t score and game clock would render a conventional extra point useless, which is not the case if you've been beating the absolute poo poo out of your opponent all game on the other hand, two is a more bigly number than one so yeah checks out
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Cat Mattress posted:72 is Trump's IQ. Rex tillerson: technically accurate?
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Tenebrais posted:I'm going to take a reasonable guess that Ben does not watch football and has had no interest in it until suddenly he can say he's taking a big stand by it. You'd think that, Garrison being the big honkin' dork that he is, but apparently while watching football was the only time his abusive father showed him some kindness, in the man's words.
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there wolf posted:Sell cookies, community service, travel, start fires, complicated girl social dynamics. Also scrapbooking. Well we need to add a little training in creating homemade thermite and plastique (i grew up with ex military as scout masters). Then instill a hatred for all people and actively loath them, the girl scouts are falling behind in the hate of humanity that they need!
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Axe-man posted:Well we need to add a little training in creating homemade thermite and plastique (i grew up with ex military as scout masters). Then instill a hatred for all people and actively loath them, the girl scouts are falling behind in the hate of humanity that they need! Also, get into brawls with church youth groups going camping in the same state park as your troop, speaking from experience.
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Cythereal posted:Also, get into brawls with church youth groups going camping in the same state park as your troop, speaking from experience. Yeah! Exactly, it is where I learned that a french horn could be a deadly weapon and some kid most likely lost a tooth or two. The bugle was not as effective.
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I mean...Garrison knows that Trump doesn't look like that, right? It's getting more and more ridiculous every time. Obviously it's standard practice in a political cartoon to beef up your heroes and make the bad guys look like skinny old worms, but when there's this much of a dichotomy between the caricature and the real person, it kinda looks like you're making fun of the guy
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Sagebrush posted:I mean...Garrison knows that Trump doesn't look like that, right? It's getting more and more ridiculous every time. Next week: Trump as Thor from the Avengers.
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