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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Trump is 100% hypocritical about everything and that makes him a really great avatar for modern american evangelicals. lol

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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

A Fancy Hat posted:

One married pastor has said that he doesn't "put himself" into a situation where he's alone with a woman because "of what sinful things might happen". Like it's not his fault, it's just how men are wired and all women are just targets/bait for us

How horny are those people

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009


"I dont have a brain, but If I did have a brain, I would say its the smoothest and best of all brains"

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
"I don't have a budget either, but if I did, I'd say we're under---what? Oh, we do have a budget."

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






A Fancy Hat posted:

Yeah but he loves Jesus, doesn't like Muslims (BAD!!) and he doesn't want none o' them queers or trans queers in the military.

That means he can be forgiven for all sins, and anyway that's just men being men! And those women were probably asking for it anyhow, he is rich and famous!

Serioustalk my fiancé's family is church going so I've been trying to attend services with them a bit. One married pastor has said that he doesn't "put himself" into a situation where he's alone with a woman because "of what sinful things might happen". Like it's not his fault, it's just how men are wired and all women are just targets/bait for us.

Like holy poo poo dude, it's called self-control. I loving love titties but I also love my fiancé and wouldn't cheat on her.

Mike Pence does the same thing and there are people who praise him for it

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/918868037230628864

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/ALT_uscis/status/918869705963790337

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

unpacked robinhood posted:

How horny are those people

Imagine a life where you:

1) Only have sex for procreation
2) Don't have sex before marriage
3) Don't jerk off

So you're only getting off maybe 2-3 times a year, if that. You might go years without getting off, if you're not planning on children. We've seen how this breaks an incel's brain; throw in that patented CHRISTIAN GUILT where you feel bad for voicing these concerns and holy poo poo, what a recipe for a hosed up view of sex.

And yeah look at Pence. He's successful in terms of his career and everything, but he's still loving weird and has a lot of rear end-backwards views on sex and life. Probably stemming from "sex is only for making babies, so how can recreational sex be okay? And how can sex not making a baby be okay? Does not compute"

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

This night for the first time Non-Judeo-Christian values fired on our territory. Since 5.45 A.M. we have been returning the fire, and from now on bombs will be met by bombs. Whoever fight with poison gas will be fought with poison gas. Whoever departs from the rules of humane warfare can only expect that we shall do the same. I will continue this struggle, no matter against whom, until the safety of the Judeo-Christian values and their rights are secured.

Lol

FreakerByTheSpeaker
Dec 3, 2006

You got your good things
And I've got mine

unpacked robinhood posted:

How horny are those people

Literally everyone I know from my church going days married off ASAP so they could bang it out.

Also, everyone I know who got pregnant in high school was devoutly religious.

Turns out denying basic animal functions doesn't actually make you able to deny your primary drives as a reproducing animal.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/918849460859531267

Oh good there is video in case anyone had hope that it was fake and the President hasn't lost his goddamn mind.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/GarrettHaake/status/918872931131944960
https://twitter.com/GarrettHaake/status/918859536450113538

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


lol i cant wait to see what's in store for the war on christmas season

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan


YEAH BABY!!!

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/918870202208673794

Also this.

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
trump never used to miss a pee taping and was quite energetic through it all, now he can barely squat down when he remembers to show up. old!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






quote:

“You saw what we did yesterday with respect to health care, it is step by step by step,” Trump said. “And that was a big step yesterday, another big step was taken the day before yesterday, and one by one it is going to come down and we're going to have great health care in our country.”

I loving hate this motherfucker sooooo much

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

this had me harkening back to days of trump.mp4 and his oath to not watch the NFL*












* except his team's games and the superbowl

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012
Do the people going wild trying to defend Good Ol Judeo-Christianity even care about the Judaism part of that or nah? I know they're trying to distance themselves from other Abrahamic religions because then they'd have to acknowledge Islam. But now that I think about it any time I've heard someone use that term, they were referring to specifically Christian things.

also lmao at the idea that anyone crying about football now is gonna even remember all this come February. Pretend I posted a screencap of that Boycott This Video Game community where they all ended up playing said game anyway.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/918876603148652544


explosivo posted:

YEAH BABY!!!

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

did filming of the pisssssssss tape(s) comply with SAG standards?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/o_ema/status/918843762423533568
https://twitter.com/o_ema/status/918863278192844801
https://twitter.com/o_ema/status/918866007887933440

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


*Except for the gays and unwed mothers

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

mono posted:

*Except for the gays and unwed mothers

Lol and Muslims.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

MiracleFlare posted:

Do the people going wild trying to defend Good Ol Judeo-Christianity even care about the Judaism part of that or nah? I know they're trying to distance themselves from other Abrahamic religions because then they'd have to acknowledge Islam. But now that I think about it any time I've heard someone use that term, they were referring to specifically Christian things.

also lmao at the idea that anyone crying about football now is gonna even remember all this come February. Pretend I posted a screencap of that Boycott This Video Game community where they all ended up playing said game anyway.

Its 100% the ignoring Islam thing, unless it's used by actual old-school neo-nazis, in which case it usually means that Christianity is a Jewish plot to sap the white man's vital essence

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
many of the things Trump says are making me go "YEAH BABY!" upon hearing them

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I read an article that talked about how evangelicals give zero fucks about what a total piece of poo poo Trump is and only care about getting all their religious "freedom" garbage passed. What a great group!

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Crumbletron
Jul 21, 2006



IT'S YOUR BOY JESUS, MANE

How insanely turgid was he when he drew this? Lol

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
look at this douchebag

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/918432809282342912

just fuckin look lmao

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/918851867676946433

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

:hmbol: at the thought of Trump having visible muscles, especially abs.

Pokemon OH SNAP!
Oct 17, 2004

MiracleFlare posted:

Do the people going wild trying to defend Good Ol Judeo-Christianity even care about the Judaism part of that or nah? I know they're trying to distance themselves from other Abrahamic religions because then they'd have to acknowledge Islam. But now that I think about it any time I've heard someone use that term, they were referring to specifically Christian things.

also lmao at the idea that anyone crying about football now is gonna even remember all this come February. Pretend I posted a screencap of that Boycott This Video Game community where they all ended up playing said game anyway.

A lot of rural Midwestern evangelicals fetishize Judaism and Israel. My cousin makes pretty good money flying around to baptist churches all over the Midwest and preaching about how Israel is the promised land and the Jews are still God's chosen people and they need our help to retain control of the promise land and wake to Jesus. Some amount of it is obsession around the end times but some of it is pretty clearly just good old anti-Muslim sentiment.

On the Christian horniness topic from earlier, I'm going to that same cousin's wedding tomorrow. He met her online 3 months a go and they got engaged less than a month a go.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







Ben Garrison is smoking crack

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

Ben Garrison wishes he were down on his knees, frazzled, exhausted, and covered head to toe in Trump’s stank

Majere
Oct 22, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

haljordan posted:

Trump: 'We are stopping cold the attacks on Judeo-Christian values'

Lol please tell us more about your Judeo-Christian values, guy who has been divorced multiple times and been accused of sexual assault multiple times and been caught on tape bragging about it

Dont forget self serving charities for his own profit and flat out stealing from them! (Only 12% tho)

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:

did filming of the pisssssssss tape(s) comply with SAG standards?

Saggy And Gross ?

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/918849460859531267

Oh good there is video in case anyone had hope that it was fake and the President hasn't lost his goddamn mind.

"Those Virgin Islanders don't complain half as much as the Puerto Ricans let me tell you!"

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
ben garrison wants trump's peepee in his doodoo hole

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Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Haven't checked this thread in a while, almost forgot Trump was president- heard he is starting a war with Iran atm lol

dunno if I ever seen such a knucklehead in office!

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