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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline?
This poll is closed.
The Big3 Tourney 67 22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball 40 13.38%
Where will the Pauls go 54 18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? 41 13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking 97 32.44%
Total: 210 votes
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Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
I only take my coffee black, as it's supposed to be

*sips disgusting bean water, suppresses gag reflex in order to maintain aura of sophistication*

People who use milk are idiots. Cream? Retards.

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Papes
Apr 13, 2010

There's always something at the bottom of the bag.

Doltos posted:

I only take my coffee black, as it's supposed to be

*sips disgusting bean water, suppresses gag reflex in order to maintain aura of sophistication*

People who use milk are idiots. Cream? Retards.

This but unironically.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

How about this one,







I don't drink coffee

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

AggressivelyStupid posted:

How about this one,







I don't drink coffee

????

Do you eat it?

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

euphronius posted:

????

Do you eat it?

lmao

we're really getting into the dregs of offseason chat here

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

euphronius posted:

Agreedo with all that except Fultz is way way bigger than miller.
Fultz has a ways to go but the way he gets to the hoop is very promising.

Also wrt Simmons it's going g to come down to his two man game with embiid which looked extraordinary promising in the few minutes they were together . A 4-5 pnr is pretty rare . I guess Blake and DAJ run it?

Cousins and Davis run a 5-4 P&R. I imagine there will be quite a bit of it with Jokic and Millsap, too.

e: I also don't drink coffee. Don't need it. :colbert:

scuz
Aug 29, 2003

You can't be angry ALL the time!




Fun Shoe
My name's on a short list of people who, once available, will be used as a human tester for 1:1 coffee:blood replacement therapy.

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
cant wait for communist basketball where no one wins

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Brolander posted:

cant wait for communist basketball where no one wins

Comrade, everyone wins

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
I drink Chai I make myself with my Mr. Coffee cappuccino machine with lactose free milk. ALLLLL the ladies want me.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

I take my coffee with a splash of milk and thats it thanks for reading guys

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Lockback posted:

I drink Chai I make myself with my Mr. Coffee cappuccino machine with lactose free milk. ALLLLL the ladies want me.

probably okay, just be sure to never call it "chai tea" in front of Pakistanis because "chai" is Urdu for "tea" and they'll think you an utter fool

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Lockback posted:

I drink Chai I make myself with my Mr. Coffee cappuccino machine with lactose free milk. ALLLLL the ladies want me.

That's not milk

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

I drink coffee occasionally and it's okay

someone make an NBA-coffee comparison

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


my friend used to work in construction and he was tasked with picking up the Tim Horton's orders. He said half the crew ordered small coffees with four cream four sugar.

big boi
Jun 11, 2007



Two Okies survey their desiccated soybean field in the belly of the Dirty Thirties (colorized)

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

EvanTH posted:

probably okay, just be sure to never call it "chai tea" in front of Pakistanis because "chai" is Urdu for "tea" and they'll think you an utter fool

It is in India too, but there they realize you mean "Tea like how we drink it" vs a Lipton bag in hot water. Although the actual tea I had in India was usually pretty crappy and way too sweet.

Metapod posted:

That's not milk

:ohdear:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Carlosologist posted:

I drink coffee occasionally and it's okay

someone make an NBA-coffee comparison

Slam dunk contests

big boi
Jun 11, 2007

The Warriors are a cortado. Yes it's really good, we get it, just shut the gently caress up jesus christ

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

BWV posted:

my friend used to work in construction and he was tasked with picking up the Tim Horton's orders. He said half the crew ordered small coffees with four cream four sugar.

Tim Horton's recently announced a Buffalo Sauce flavored latte.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Most fetish friendly locker room in the league

https://deadspin.com/steph-curry-is-apparently-into-the-feet-1819448689

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Carlosologist posted:

I drink coffee occasionally and it's okay

someone make an NBA-coffee comparison

Lenny's Beans

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

Feet and farts carrying the Warriors to an unprecedented run is cool and good, imo

at the very least, the Warriors are the first sex-positive team in the NBA; no kinkshaming in that locker room

Papes
Apr 13, 2010

There's always something at the bottom of the bag.

Have you seen their shoes? Of course they are into bare feet.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Really though, I actually make coffee with freshly ground medium roast brewed in an Aeroprace, inverted style. If it's hot I'll brew rich and press over ice. Splash of milk, no sweetener.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies
Any more coffee talk and Mike Myers will show up in drag.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

just saw the bashez posting, good ban imo

creamcorn
Oct 26, 2007

automatic gun for fast, continuous firing
I take my coffee black, like my Mamba. I feel like Kobe would just crush coffee beans in his mouth instead of brewing them.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP
Ben Simmons hasn't played any meaningful basketball in the past two years so of course he's bored.

BallisticClipboard
Feb 18, 2013

Such a good worker!


I don't know how long this picture has existed but this is the first pictures I've seen of Milos Teodosic attempting to smile. It's not great form but with this off-season breakthrough, we might see him making them sometime this year.

Katana_Warrior
Dec 25, 2009

Milos Teodosic looks like Parappa the rapper's dad

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Paul Zipser makes Steph Curry really uncomfortable

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
cant wait for the Homeless Man Makeover for Milos where he cries upon viewing himself in a mirror

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

dangerdoom volvo posted:

Is there a YouTube or something that explains how the NBA works? I've decided to like basketball but I'm a Euro and I don't know anything. I know Steph Curry is good

YouTube Lesson #1:

Don't over-inflate a basketball. It may explode and kill someone:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgRIrixQHvg

This is a dunk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ4GA3GB3Wk

This is Michael Jordan. He is good:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9vTN01SU6I

zoux posted:

The coasting begins early this year

https://twitter.com/cavsanada/status/865019681614286848

Sharparoni posted:

Similar to Kevman, I personally set up the Cavs' recent run of success. While playing slots at the casino in Cleveland, Dan Gilbert walled the floor to see if everyone was having a good time. I was only down $300 at this point so I said yeah, and he said great. I said hey Mr Gilbert, I have an idea for fixing the Cavs. He said ok. I said LeBron James is a free agent, he's from the area, and even used to play here previously. He's good at basketball and you should sign him. The rest is history

Later after the 2016 Finals, Gilbert called me up and said thanks for the tip and as a reward set me up with a great 73% rate on my mortgage as a laugh at the Warriors victories from the regular season

:laffo:

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/mcten/status/918922082871926785

earl :smith:

lowly abject turd
Mar 23, 2009
Do you guys know when the seasons new jerseys will be available to buy? Hoping to get one for my birthday which is fast approaching but i can't seem to find any.

Also maybe i missed it somewhere but International League Pass - India is ~$18 cdn for the whole year. You'll need a vpn that connects to india but it's the best deal aside from r/nbastreams i've come across.

lowly abject turd fucked around with this message at 22:04 on Oct 13, 2017

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

lowly abject turd posted:

Do you guys know when the seasons new jerseys will be available to buy? Hoping to get one for my birthday which is fast approaching but i can't seem to find any.

Looks like the official NBA store has them.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

I mean he shot under 35% from the field last year so the writing was on the wall. Dwyane Wade is the future

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

Cool Buff Man posted:

Lenny's Beans

lmao

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lowly abject turd
Mar 23, 2009

wow, thanks. i was sure that was the first place i looked. my bad

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