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Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



this no-holds-barred roasting of Roger Stone https://twitter.com/spookperson/status/842135767363203072

edit: click through to the tweet to see all the replies

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Dick Cheney shot a man in the face with a shotgun and got the media to pretend like it was nbd just a glancing blow happens to everyone when the guy almost died

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

zegermans posted:

Dick Cheney shot a man in the face with a shotgun and got the media to pretend like it was nbd just a glancing blow happens to everyone when the guy almost died

He did die like two months later lol there's no way it wasn't related

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

GalacticAcid posted:

He did die like two months later lol there's no way it wasn't related

the guy's still alive tho? or are we all being lied to

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Harry Whittington apologized to Dick Cheney for being shot by him.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

an actual dog posted:

the guy's still alive tho? or are we all being lied to

what the fuuuuuck i could have sworn i read he died, im losing my mind

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

GalacticAcid posted:

what the fuuuuuck i could have sworn i read he died, im losing my mind

per wikipedia he had a heart attack from a birdshot pellet lodged in cardiac arteries. Also he still has 30 pellets inside him.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
that pic of the wtc smoke that looked like satan



which then spawned a brief boom in pareidolia, such as the conspiracy that if you do some spooky origami the 20 dollar bill predicts 9/11



GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
so good, i remember my little league teammate's dad solemnly folding up a $20 to demonstrate this lmao

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


maskenfreiheit posted:

that pic of the wtc smoke that looked like satan



which then spawned a brief boom in pareidolia, such as the conspiracy that if you do some spooky origami the 20 dollar bill predicts 9/11





oh yea I remember showing that to ppl as a joke. had no idea that was a serious thing to loons but it doesn't surprise me now.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

GalacticAcid posted:

so good, i remember my little league teammate's dad solemnly folding up a $20 to demonstrate this lmao

I had a crazy substitute teacher show it to me.

She also believed wifi caused cancer

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007

zegermans posted:

per wikipedia he had a heart attack from a birdshot pellet lodged in cardiac arteries. Also he still has 30 pellets inside him.
The paper also reported that Cheney has still neither publicly nor privately apologized to Whittington for the shooting.

lol, bushadministration.txt

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

A man impeached from the Alabama Supreme Court TWICE is going to be a US Senator

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
this still gets me every time i see it / think of it

https://twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/887641703817121793

lmfao

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Dreddout posted:


She also believed wifi caused cancer

she read your posts, so would not be wrong.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

GalacticAcid posted:

this still gets me every time i see it / think of it

https://twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/887641703817121793

lmfao

https://twitter.com/jimpjorps/status/849025760631369729

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Ron Jeremy posted:

she read your posts, so would not be wrong.

:drat:

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

GalacticAcid posted:

this still gets me every time i see it / think of it

https://twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/887641703817121793

lmfao

it's so good

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


never forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF3mzTpFCrU

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
The caning of Charles Sumner. Southern chivalry at it's best.

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

that reminded me of when singapore arrested michael fay for vandalism and was going to cane him so the kids family tried to use the us media to drum up outrage and everyone collectively agreed that singapore was in the right and that he deserved to be beaten and then he was

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008



love to touch orbs

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

razorscooter posted:


love to touch orbs
:orb: <--- I just remembered someone spent money to buy this.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

razorscooter posted:


love to touch orbs

Donald Trump touched an orb, and now we have decided orbs are bad. But that is not true - in fact orbs were a big part of the late 90s new age mall aesthetic. Just because trump touches something without consent, like an orb or a vagina, that doesn't make it bad.

please feel free to stop by the orb thread and share in talking about orbs, which are good and pure, even if sometimes abused by trump or Chinese oligarchs

viral spiral
Sep 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich
https://twitter.com/JulianAssange/status/919247873648283653

lmfao John McCain you loving moron

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
weird that assange never got a checkmark but now has the doubled character limit

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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i love that blue diamond he uses instead

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
gabrielle giffords’ sexy new accent

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/793144569466589184

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot
Gorka drew up a plan to partition Libya on a napkin

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
alvin greene

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Fluoride Jones posted:

Gorka drew up a plan to partition Libya on a napkin

basic outcome of the training and preparation that went into making him magus draconis of the vitezi rend

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Fluoride Jones posted:

Gorka drew up a plan to partition Libya on a napkin

You could've just said "Gorka"

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
kellen winslow had to apologize for saying "I'm a fuckin soldier" to reporters after a college football game because that was an insult to The Troops

Sir Mat of Dickie
Jul 19, 2012

"There is no solitude greater than that of the samurai unless it be that of a tiger in the jungle... perhaps..."
Freedom fries

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

the guy that started this is from nc lol

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

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