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Madurai posted:Wait, Larry Flynt still exists? How?
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I'd be perfectly loving fine with that.vains posted:imagine winning the powerball at $1bn, and then finding out 4 other dopes also won. you only get to keep 1/5 of the big check.
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Oct 14, 2017 05:19
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vains posted:imagine winning the powerball at $1bn, and then finding out 4 other dopes also won. you only get to keep 1/5 of the big check. Monitor all social media for other "winners" Quickly destroy evidence that they had a winning ticket before its verified by the gambling commission. Problem solved
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Oct 14, 2017 05:20
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vains posted:imagine winning the powerball at $1bn, and then finding out 4 other dopes also won. you only get to keep 1/5 of the big check. $200 million ain't bad. Even after what, 40% in gift taxes, that's $120 million. Stagger that poo poo into low risk capital preservation income yielding stuff and just live off the interest. 1% yearly ain't gonna be hard to hit and that's 1.2 million, annually. Even with the maximum tax exposure you're still taking home tens of thousands of dollars every month.
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Oct 14, 2017 05:21
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FAUXTON posted:$200 million ain't bad. Even after what, 40% in gift taxes, that's $120 million. 200mil would be the annuity, you only get about half that for the lump sum option.
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Oct 14, 2017 05:26
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Madurai posted:Wait, Hustler still exists? How? Old school dudes who keep the adult bookstores open. Truck drivers, retired guys, people befuddled by the internet.
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Oct 14, 2017 05:37
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vains posted:imagine winning the powerball at $1bn, and then finding out 4 other dopes also won. you only get to keep 1/5 of the big check. If be okay with $120 mil lump sum after taxes. I would put it in t bills or CDs and live like a king on the sub 1% rate of return
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Oct 14, 2017 05:43
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Smiling Jack posted:If be okay with $120 mil lump sum after taxes. I would put it in t bills or CDs and live like a king on the sub 1% rate of return Yeah I could make that work.
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Oct 14, 2017 05:46
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Godholio posted:That's actually intentional. They don't want officers pigeonholed, particularly in that level. Nicholson spent a bunch of time at NATO. Yeah, heaven forbid a senior officer might need to stake his career on the results of his performance in Afghanistan.
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Oct 14, 2017 05:53
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hobbesmaster posted:200mil would be the annuity, you only get about half that for the lump sum option. Would you say around 120 million
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Oct 14, 2017 06:11
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tastefully arranged labia posted:God bless that old pervert In a more ideal world, the wannabe totalitarians of the left and right who want to restrict free speech got that way not because of a toxic rejection of the values they claim to uphold, but because Larry Flynt debauched their mothers.
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Oct 14, 2017 07:02
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Larry Flint just wants the piss tape so he could get a porn we would actually pay for.
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Oct 14, 2017 07:06
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KirbyKhan posted:Larry Flint just wants the piss tape so he could get a porn we would actually pay for. Who am I to judge the motives behind something noble
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Oct 14, 2017 07:10
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FAUXTON posted:Would you say around 120 million I thought you were just talking about taxes?
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Oct 14, 2017 08:16
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https://twitter.com/iraq_day/status/919124892766916608 https://twitter.com/seyyedreza/status/918993143181213696 https://twitter.com/AAhronheim/status/919116318703579136 middle east looks like its going to explode into violence again
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Oct 14, 2017 10:33
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What do you mean "again?" It's been a poo poo cauldron of human misery since 2003.
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Oct 14, 2017 12:32
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suboptimal posted:What do you mean "again?" It's been a poo poo cauldron of human misery since 2003 BCE. Fixed
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Oct 14, 2017 13:14
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M_Gargantua posted:Monitor all social media for other "winners" so there is a case for the right of the individual to own guns: to kill any other winners in the event you won the lottery.
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Oct 14, 2017 13:57
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vains posted:so there is a case for the right of the individual to own guns: to kill any other winners in the event you won the lottery. By winning the lottery, laws and decency no longer apply to you because you're now rich.
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Oct 14, 2017 14:12
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suboptimal posted:What do you mean "again?" It's been a poo poo cauldron of human misery since 2003.  Yes of course. It's all Obama's fault.
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Oct 14, 2017 14:13
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One of the best parts about winning the lottery would be just gloating to people with fancy jobs or decent stock investments that they are dumb and you are smart, because you have more money and made better choices in life and then acting like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vudnMLzZjTg
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Oct 14, 2017 14:16
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Winning the lottery, statistically, is really bad for you.
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Oct 14, 2017 14:46
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Zeris posted:Winning the lottery, statistically, is really bad for you. I'm pretty sure if I won the lottery, one or more members of my extended family would try to have me killed.
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Oct 14, 2017 14:48
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Zeris posted:Winning the lottery, statistically, is really bad for you. Not really. It's one of those ofte-repeated ideas that doesn't really bear out.
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Oct 14, 2017 14:49
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joat mon posted:Fixed It was pretty good for a while when the Persians were the dominant power in the area.
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Oct 14, 2017 15:04
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vains posted:so there is a case for the right of the individual to own guns: to kill any other winners in the event you won the lottery. I support a purge among multiple lotto winners. There can be only one.
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Oct 14, 2017 15:26
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I can get behind a Highlander Lottery.
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Oct 14, 2017 15:38
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Highlander lottery. Winner takes all. Edit: damnit Also real 'news': https://twitter.com/EliLake/status/918883315800780800 Tell me about how Sunni AQ and Shia Iran are friends Mr Iraq war guy. Why can't these people shut the gently caress up Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Oct 14, 2017 |
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Oct 14, 2017 15:38
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Ophelia now at category 3; http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh/MIATCDAT2+shtml/141438.shtml
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Oct 14, 2017 15:49
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Hot Karl Marx posted:Highlander lottery. Winner takes all. He's literally getting advice about what to do from Sean Hannity and John Bolton. We're hosed.
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Oct 14, 2017 15:49
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I hate Eli Lake so much. How can you be so wrong, so consistently, and still get paid. How can you love war that much and have never served. How can you look so much like a egg.
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Oct 14, 2017 15:52
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BigDave posted:I'm pretty sure if I won the lottery, one or more members of my extended family would try to have me killed. Blind trust donation yadda yadda, absolutely should not let anyone know you won. (You won’t win)
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Oct 14, 2017 15:56
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LostCosmonaut posted:Ophelia now at category 3; http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh/MIATCDAT2+shtml/141438.shtml Do hurricanes normally hit the British isles?
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Oct 14, 2017 16:16
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soy posted:Blind trust donation yadda yadda, absolutely should not let anyone know you won. (You won’t win) In some states this isn't possible.
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soy posted:Blind trust donation yadda yadda, absolutely should not let anyone know you won. (You won’t win)
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Oct 14, 2017 16:57
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soy posted:Blind trust donation yadda yadda, absolutely should not let anyone know you won. (You won’t win) Not possible in MN, and I'd be on the front cover of the Star Tribune. It's moot, since the odds of winning are roughly the same as Trump resigning in disgrace, but its something to think about.
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Oct 14, 2017 17:14
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Gobbeldygook posted:The only states that allow you to collect your lottery winnings anonymously are Delaware, Kansas, Maryland, North Dakota, Ohio and South Carolina. A big jackpot was won by an office pool at a major wealth management firm once.
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Oct 14, 2017 17:32
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Poppyseed Poundcake posted:
History will not look kindly on his horrible decision to invade Iraq or his shameful actions during Hurricane Katrina. Kid Rock was dead right when he said "Barack Obama doesn't care about black people."
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Oct 14, 2017 18:19
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hobbesmaster posted:A big jackpot was won by an office pool at a major wealth management firm once. this happened in CT with some hedge fund managers they did s blind trust
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mlmp08 posted:Not really. It's one of those ofte-repeated ideas that doesn't really bear out. https://www.forbes.com/sites/kevinanderton/2016/01/13/the-pitfalls-of-winning-the-lottery-infographic/#51d8d3185cc9
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