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JFairfax posted:doesnt pique swing both ways so maybe he wanted a dick which I presume shakira does not have Her breasts are small and humble, maybe her dick is too?
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Oct 14, 2017 16:33
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She's Colombian so I am certain she's a loving harpy
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She’s also 40 now so time for a trade in?
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Oct 14, 2017 18:13
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Wirth1000 posted:Who the gently caress would cheat on Shakira? What.
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Wirth1000 posted:Who the gently caress would cheat on Shakira? What. She is 40
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African AIDS cum posted:She is 40 so is your mam
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ephex posted:so is your mam had him pretty old then
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ephex posted:so is your mam Stone
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I would cheat on Shakira if I was rich and good looking, hell or even if I wasn't.
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Not sure if this is the best place for this, but erm; A goalkeeper has died after a collision with a teammate during a match broadcast on live television. Choirul Huda, 38, was pronounced dead after being rushed to hospital with head and neck trauma following the accident with teammate Ramon Rodrigues. The pair were playing in a match today for Persela against Semen Padang in the Indonesia Super League. Huda had come out to collect a ball late in the first half when the accident occurred at Surajaya Stadium in Sidorejo, in Lamongan, East Java. Footage from the game shows the goalie run out of his box and contest the ball with two others - his own teammate in light blue and a rival player in red. The impact of the collision appears to have been to his head. Huda immediately clutched his face around the jaw area in agony after the collision and was rushed to hospital.     http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/goalkeeper-dies-after-tragically-colliding-11346212
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Oct 15, 2017 18:01
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how did he die if he was sitting up holding his face?
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Oct 15, 2017 18:11
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African AIDS cum posted:I would cheat on Shakira if I was rich and good looking, hell or even if I wasn't. Your lifesize poster of Shakira does not count.
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Oct 15, 2017 18:16
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RideTheSpiral posted:how did he die if he was sitting up holding his face? Very carefully.
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JFairfax posted:Semen Padang
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I think unfortunately most footballers are not paragons of virtue or fidelity, and even if they were, once you are mega rich and famous a lot of women are going to come on to you a lot of the time. Familiarity breeds contempt, which is why you see these idiots cheating on their hot pin up wives with loving hairdressers.
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Oct 15, 2017 19:43
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RideTheSpiral posted:how did he die if he was sitting up holding his face?
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RideTheSpiral posted:how did he die if he was sitting up holding his face? Brain hemorrhage. Takes a while for your brain to suffocate drowning in its own blood.
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Oct 15, 2017 23:32
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Tsaedje posted:Footballers really are just that dumb This sentence explains this entire thread.
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Can't find this in English, but Serie D player Giovanni Liberti whipped out his dick and took a piss on the pitch facing the away fans during a match. Only 5 days ban! http://www.metropolisweb.it/news/turris-urina-e-mostra-i-genitali-ai-tifosi-della-sarnese-5-turni-a-liberti/31778.html
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Gigi Galli posted:Can't find this in English, but Serie D player Giovanni Liberti whipped out his dick and took a piss on the pitch facing the away fans during a match. Only 5 days ban! Born in Napoli. Sounds about right.
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Oct 18, 2017 15:37
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Didn’t Mad Jens Lehmann piss on the advertising hoardings once?
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Gigi Galli posted:Can't find this in English, but Serie D player Giovanni Liberti whipped out his dick and took a piss on the pitch facing the away fans during a match. Only 5 days ban! Everyone knows you take a knee and pee out the bottom of your shorts like a gentleman
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Bacon Terrorist posted:Didn’t Mad Jens Lehmann piss on the advertising hoardings once? Yeah, back when Eurosport had that football column that actually used to be funny* it was reported on with a headline that really stuck with me for some reason, Foreign View: Jens Lehmann - still bonkers. *Infuriatingly I can't remember the name of it. Edit: Early Doors, that was it! I still remember the disappointment I felt when reading it one day and realising they'd obviously booted the old writer off and it turned to complete garbage. Lemon fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Oct 19, 2017 |
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Bacon Terrorist posted:Didn’t Mad Jens Lehmann piss on the advertising hoardings once? The response was about what you might expect. He had bags of urine and vomit thrown at him during the game.
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Crazy Ted posted:Back in the day Landon Donovan took a leak on the grass in the home of Chivas during training before US @ Mexico game - might have been during training. hell, most of the USMNT took a poo poo on the pitch during their last WC qualifying game
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Italian police say they have opened an investigation after Lazio supporters posted stickers of Holocaust victim Anne Frank wearing the jersey of rivals Roma alongside anti-Semitic slogans. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-41735534
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Oct 24, 2017 15:42
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Lazio fans are just the worst. The dirt loving worst.
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Vagabundo posted:Lazio fans are just the worst. The dirt loving worst. please dont sign your posts
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Vagabundo posted:Lazio fans are just the worst. The dirt loving worst. My dude have you heard of a hellas verona
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JFairfax posted:Italian police say they have opened an investigation after Lazio supporters posted stickers of Holocaust victim Anne Frank wearing the jersey of rivals Roma alongside anti-Semitic slogans. Shouldn't be a police concern IMO
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Oct 24, 2017 20:43
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I have a Lazio polo and I feel like a racist wearing it with the giant eagle
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Gigi Galli posted:My dude have you heard of a hellas verona They parked their cars in a swastika yeah?
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And now Lazio is going to have Anne Frank on their kits https://deadspin.com/lazio-fc-will-wear-shirts-with-anne-franks-face-to-comb-1819814655
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Bobby Digital posted:And now Lazio is going to have Anne Frank on their kits Lmao
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Up pops a smiling Anne Frank
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paddyboat posted:Down pops a smiling Anne Frank Fixed
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Bobby Digital posted:And now Lazio is going to have Anne Frank on their kits Whilst the photo of Anne Frank in a Cagliari shirt may be well intentioned, (it is to announce a minute of silence), it seems hugely weird and tone deaf to me. Also, is there something I am missing regarding Roma being a predominantly Jewish team/town/supporter group? Otherwise why would the Lazio Ultras use anti-semitism against them? Or do they just like being racist for shits and giggles.
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Roma isn't a Jewish town nor does AS Roma have any real ties to Judaism, but Lazio ultras are definitely not Jews so uhhhh that's why. They've done this before. Other than the obvious implications there's nothing really specific as to why.
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