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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


The reader fantasizes about being raped by Venom.

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://giant.gfycat.com/CalmImmediateBlackcrappie.mp4

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

a kitten posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, the US air force.









All these ridiculous swords and not one of the people holding them is giggling. Never before have I been this proud to be an American.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


By the power Grayskull!

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

I like the new Overwatch QWOP expansion.

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

Alter Ego posted:

I like the new Overwatch QWOP expansion.

It was a bold move to do a QWOP themed Halloween event but I think it paid off!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

a kitten posted:

Having some sort of honor/award be a sword makes sense to me, it's the military after all. But there being a Giant Anime Swordtm for the ceremony keeps cracking me up every time i look at those pictures.

Can't use some random actual sword, that'll never do. Have to go down to the swap meet and get a good sword.

Oh please they stopped at the knife kiosk at the mall. They also bought a giant oversized set of knuckledusters.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
With the lightning bolts on the guard, this sword makes me think that it would be used as a game changer in an armed version of Ultimate Bum Shock Fights.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
"In the case of R. Repulsa vs. The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, I present to you exhibit A."

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



They look like plastic toy swords, what is even the context

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Milo and POTUS posted:

Oh please they stopped at the knife kiosk at the mall. They also bought a giant oversized set of knuckledusters.

Is the "Stuff You Didn't Know Existed" catalog still A Thing?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I'm having a hard time believing those dumb swords are real

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Snowy posted:

I'm having a hard time believing those dumb swords are real

it's tape

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
The swords are real and if you disobey your superior and they have been awarded a sword, then can legally execute you with it during wartime.

source: in the USAF

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?


courtesy of shitpostbot 5000 on facebook

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Micromancer is like God: he is everywhere, yet no one truly knows him.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Micromancer is like God: he is everywhere, yet no one truly knows him.

Truly, one made in the likeness of God.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

https://twitter.com/saladinahmed/status/918308847563038720

CapitanGarlic
Feb 29, 2004

Much, much more.

Way back when I worked for TV News I interviewed a water park manager on a story about water/swimming safety. His last name was "Seagrave".

cnut
May 3, 2016

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Phlegmish posted:

My fetish is parasites

How's it going, Ms. Rand?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dreddout posted:

How's it going, Ms. Rand?

I thought her fetish was dudes who kill children.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Is this fanart for that clicker game about paperclips?

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

CapitanGarlic posted:

Way back when I worked for TV News I interviewed a water park manager on a story about water/swimming safety. His last name was "Seagrave".

http://timesfreepress.com/news/2013/sep/17/teenager-indicted-on-child-rape-charges/

quote:

A Hamilton County grand jury has indicted a local teenager on three counts
of child rape. John Allan Raper, 19, of 5236 Dorsey St., was indicted Aug. 28.


https://www.newspaceglobal.com/about/team

quote:

NewSpace is a global industry of private companies and entrepreneurs who primarily target commercial customers, are backed by risk capital seeking a return, and seek to profit from innovative products or services developed in or for space.

The CEO's name is Dick Rocket.

My favorite:

https://www.jstor.org/stable/540324

In an article about offensive jokes in response to disasters, the author has a section on jokes about the Challenger explosion. The author's name is Eliott Oring.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Zipperelli. posted:

Why???

You can literally get that same flavored corn syrup at any grocery store for <$5.

I was about to ask if people are really this goddamn stupid, but I already know the answer. N. Korea needs to hurry up and nuke us. We deserve it.

Not that the Rick and Morty fandom isn't next level terrible but I'm guessing it got that high through troll bids.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Phanatic posted:

http://timesfreepress.com/news/2013/sep/17/teenager-indicted-on-child-rape-charges/

quote:

A Hamilton County grand jury has indicted a local teenager on three counts
of child rape. John Allan Raper, 19, of 5236 Dorsey St., was indicted Aug. 28.

Are we absolutely sure that this guy's name wasn't John Allan Junior?

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Let me bark for 4 hours at that skinny doofus to let him know his collar's on upside down. Jeeze...

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Titus Sardonicus posted:

Is the "Stuff You Didn't Know Existed" catalog still A Thing?

Oh my god I actually looked that up the other day. I think it's all online now though. Things You Never Knew Existed iirc

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Randaconda posted:

I thought her fetish was dudes who kill children.

She was also into cucking dudes, which is a form of parasitism if you think about it

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
The Virgin Symbiosis vs The Chad Parasite

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




cnut
May 3, 2016

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


thats a joke from gta san andreas

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Anytime you see a story of a stupid situation with a black person in the picture, you should assume it's fake.

Zesty has a new favorite as of 20:43 on Oct 16, 2017

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Zesty posted:

Anytime you see a story stupid situation with a black person in the picture, you should assume it's fake.

This one seems to be for real.

BloodyScab
Sep 12, 2017

by Smythe

Zesty posted:

Anytime you see a story stupid situation with a black person in the picture, you should assume it's fake.

Dont be racist

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Deteriorata posted:

This one seems to be for real.

Huh. That and his getaway vehicle being recognized as the one he drove to work (which was the same KFC he robbed) is comedic farce levels of Terrible Criminal.

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