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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Zopotantor posted:

Get the baker who created this to make a croissant with one of these on top...

Make the same cake, but the Shrimp is marrying a croissant.

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/saladinahmed/status/918308847563038720

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Just Offscreen posted:

Shrimp! Marriage! Now!

:discourse:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Not to mention his title is gas assassin!

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






Murray Hogarth's nemesis.

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006
The Virgin Environmentalist, the Chad Warmington?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


I'm gonna say Saladin Ahmed sounds like a made up name for a tom Clancy terrorist

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Problematic.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




"Mrs. Mussolini, it's a boy!"

"Fantastic! Now to ruin his life!"

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Random Stranger posted:

"Mrs. Mussolini, it's a boy!"

"Fantastic! Now to ruin his life!"

Judging by the language at the bottom, probably didn't have too much negative effect.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

that's certainly a stock photo alright!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Who What Now posted:

Not to mention his title is gas assassin!

Gassassin

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Silent but deadly.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Guy Goodbody posted:

I have posted this picture multiple times in funny picture threads, and nobody ever comments on it. I think it's because people don't look at it closely enough to realize what it is. So I want you all to stop, take a good long look at this picture, figure out for yourself what the object in this picture is, and then appreciate that it is very funny.

I’m turning it all over the place trying to find the Loss.jpg but it’s not working.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

What about Meatfucker

Fine, I guess it is a bit of a grey area.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

JoelJoel posted:

Fine, I guess it is a bit of a grey area.

:golfclap:

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Zipperelli. posted:

You don't seriously think these are both men, do you?

In my defense I was very high when I made that post

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

cnut
May 3, 2016

RabbitWizard posted:

I rip a bong and then stick the chickens head into it.
Then we watch some Netflix and I order a pizza.


Edit:


:barf:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core


St. Jude is none of those things.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

The owner of this camera is still missing, if you have any information please contact the New Donk City police.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

cervix penetration (1,458)

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

like I remember when you had to sort of finesse a search engine to find obscure song lyrics, but here we are at:

cervix penetration (1,458)

LogisticEarth
Mar 28, 2004

Someone once told me, "Time is a flat circle".

Is there a Tumblr or gallery or something of these? Because every time I see one they crack me up.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

RFC2324 posted:

I'm gonna say Saladin Ahmed sounds like a made up name for a tom Clancy terrorist

Sounds like a Middle Eastern dude that runs a vegan food cart in New York

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Sounds like a Middle Eastern dude that runs a vegan food cart in New York

same difference :v:

King of False Promises
Jul 31, 2000



LogisticEarth posted:

Is there a Tumblr or gallery or something of these? Because every time I see one they crack me up.

http://keatonpatti.tumblr.com/tagged/antique

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
Why doesn't he just drive around the maze??

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
Watching a video on card tricks and...



...my, what an unfortunate shirt.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Jesus is it supposed to be Dope?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Goodpancakes posted:

Jesus is it supposed to be Dope?

Yep!
https://global.rakuten.com/en/store/commonwealth-tokyo/item/13dp-aw028/
The PEDO is extra

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Usually it only comes with the smaller sizes.

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

Hobo Erotica posted:

What are we missing here?

http://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/food-fad-shrimp/

[quote="“The Sexual Shiite”" post="“477367951”"]
Usually it only comes with the smaller sizes.
[/quote]



:chanpop:

NewFatMike has a new favorite as of 06:11 on Oct 14, 2017

repeating
Nov 14, 2005

The Sexual Shiite posted:

Usually it only comes with the smaller sizes.

Did you purposely choose "with" rather than than the usual "in" when talking about clothing size or...

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Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

Olive! posted:

Watching a video on card tricks and...



...my, what an unfortunate shirt.

tbf he is doing card magic, so the shirt is appropriate

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