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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Hey guys I hate to be the one but that Lena shot is from her comedy TV Show. Ok byyyyee

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Hey guys I hate to be the one but that Lena shot is from her comedy TV Show. Ok byyyyee

The joke is that there's a human being that looks like a bag of potatoes that has magically been granted sentience. Whether it's from her show or not she looks like that.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Hey guys I hate to be the one but that Lena shot is from her comedy TV Show. Ok byyyyee

This changes nothing.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


You know what the real joke is? That you guys continue to discuss a lovely troll submission from PCOS Bill as if it was a genuine attempt to impart content onto the thread. If it wasn't for her personality, she wouldn't qualify to be in this thread, and I assure you, he did not post that in that spirit.

Experience has taught me that if I allow everyone to submit their hot takes about slightly chubby female celebrities they would or would not gently caress, then the whole thread implodes in an hour, so any other discussion about Lena Dunham is done.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Seriously. Discuss the woman with dyed skin and beach balls coming out of her stomach instead.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Actually, I'm on mobile/at work, did someone post her interview yet?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I'd like to be the creepy uncle of our schadenfamily

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I'd like to be the creepy uncle of our schadenfamily

mods, change her name to creepy uncle cummies, tia

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Randaconda posted:

mods, change her name to creepy uncle cummies, tia

Don't klurf me!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
What is that?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Randaconda posted:

What is that?

oh hell no this Google is on YOU

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Randaconda posted:

mods, change her name to creepy uncle cummies, tia

I actually recoiled from that string of words.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

king spoon posted:

https://youtu.be/L1yWH6QSP4k
Video of white lady that says she's black

We deserve to get nuked.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


She takes shitposting to the next level.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i've heard of butt dialing, but *asphyxiates from tugging own collar*

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
and then you hold it up to your mouth


Legit, there are few things dirtier than a phone. Keys, maybe.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Fleta Mcgurn posted:

and then you hold it up to your mouth


Legit, there are few things dirtier than a phone. Keys, maybe.

Money.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Legit, there are few things dirtier than a phone. Keys, maybe.

I've never used either of those sitting on the toilet

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
rear end but people eat it anyways

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Yeah, but bonus coke residue.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Ziv Zulander posted:

I've never used either of those sitting on the toilet

LOL if you've never counted money on the can

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I work at a bank and I can confirm that we dip each and every dollar we have into our toilets every night when we close.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Eh. Banks near strip clubs sometimes get a lot of money that smells strongly of coconut oil.
Our money counting room could always tell and didn't like it because it could mess up the bill counters.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Solice Kirsk posted:

I work at a bank and I can confirm that we dip each and every dollar we have into our toilets every night when we close.

I loving knew it. :argh:

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
https://twitter.com/abc7chicago/status/876835750804951040

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Holy poo poo it's Smeagol!

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
If CWC finds a girlfriend before I do I'm going to loving hang myself

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

:zaurg:

Switchblade Switcharoo

Sludge Tank posted:

If CWC finds a girlfriend before I do I'm going to loving hang myself

Buck up, sunshine. There are plenty of horrible women out there, as my POF account has proven to me.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

You could see the future in that dome

Plastic Paws
Jan 24, 2011

FOAM ADVENTURE!!!! One of my Favs!!!

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:


33 with a babyface and balding awfully. What's the opposite of winning the genetic lottery?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Testekill posted:

33 with a babyface and balding awfully. What's the opposite of winning the genetic lottery?

Being PCOS Bill.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Testekill posted:

33 with a babyface and balding awfully. What's the opposite of winning the genetic lottery?

Skulletude, for one.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Sludge Tank posted:

If CWC finds a girlfriend before I do I'm going to loving hang myself

Every "sweetheart" CWC has ever had has been revealed to be a troll in the end.

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

chitoryu12 posted:

Every "sweetheart" CWC has ever had has been revealed to be a troll in the end.

Imagine what your mental state would be like if every person who ever showed interest in you was actually just faking it so they could break your heart and laugh about it later.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Nostradingus posted:

Imagine what your mental state would be like if every person who ever showed interest in you was actually just faking it so they could break your heart and laugh about it later.

I feel bad now.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Nostradingus posted:

Imagine what your mental state would be like if every person who ever showed interest in you was actually just faking it so they could break your heart and laugh about it later.

Autism is a real disease :-I

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Nostradingus posted:

Imagine what your mental state would be like if every person who ever showed interest in you was actually just faking it so they could break your heart and laugh about it later.

Imagine that at least two of your gang stalkers met and fell in love as a result of harassing you.

CWC is legitimately the internet’s saddest spectacle.

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Heath posted:

Imagine that at least two of your gang stalkers met and fell in love as a result of harassing you.

CWC is legitimately the internet’s funniest spectacle.

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