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Tokelau All Star posted:What's with these married adults feeling like they need to have "friends" and a "social life"? You get both for free if you join a church! Or an AA group, depending on the blackness of one's soul.
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BigHead posted:You get both for free if you join a church! Or an AA group, depending on the blackness of one's soul. I don't personally experience nearly enough guilt to justify either of those.
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Throatwarbler posted:Ugh, I'm feeling so depressed that I think I might be suffereing from some kind of brain chemical inbalance. As your doctor, I recommend you take MDMA or MDE every other weekend for 3-4 months. That will get you out of your shell. Then see a good doctor and get some good anti-depressants or anti-anxiety drugs. Note: must be in this order or the SSRIs will block the MDMA effects.
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evilweasel posted:they're like a programmer but for contracts This is actually an unfairly good analogy for what my friends at M&A shops do. It is, however, great fun to be the one regulatory attorney in the room full of transactional folks. *30 minute colloquy on giving reasonable efforts versus commercially reasonable efforts in [subject] cooperation* "We can't accept that. Regulatory issue."
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Mr. Nice! posted:It stays together because it's assembled with four tortillas that have all been lightly toasted with layers of cheese between them melting it together. I love you
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Vox Nihili posted:I don't personally experience nearly enough guilt to justify either of those. You have more choices than Lutheran or Baptist.
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Mr. Nice! posted:It stays together because it's assembled with four tortillas that have all been lightly toasted with layers of cheese between them melting it together. I have never wanted something as much as I want this beautiful thing.
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Tacos are better sorry. Post taco pics.
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Tacos are better sorry. Post taco pics. I don't know that these are my best work, but i have them handy from snapchat. Here's some carnitas served traditional style  Here's two beef fully loaded  Here's one beef one chicken fully loaded on flour  And i'm not sure if i've posted it before but here's a chicken ultimate taco. 
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Keep going I’m almost there
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I feel like I am the only examiner who understands 101, which makes me want to quit to open a shop consulting on prosecution on how to come up with arguments that will get past primaries who have no idea what they’re doing
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Mr. Nice! posted:I've made shredded beef in that style but i'm not 100% sure what to call it. Ropa vieja or barbacoa.
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Anyone need a government job in socal?
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Those are nice tacos, but I'm surprised they're covered in cheese like that.
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nm posted:Anyone need a government job in socal? Are there any goverment jobs that would hire a Canadian under TN？I generally assume no but may I should ask just to be sure. I turned down an interview with the Federal Reserve because although they are technically not "government" and not bound by any such rules their policy was still to hire Americans preferentially or at best, foreigners on their way to becoming Americans.
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Those are nice tacos, but I'm surprised they're covered in cheese like that. It's Florida. Throatwarbler posted:Are there any goverment jobs that would hire a Canadian under TN？I generally assume no but may I should ask just to be sure. I turned down an interview with the Federal Reserve because although they are technically not "government" and not bound by any such rules their policy was still to hire Americans preferentially or at best, foreigners on their way to becoming Americans. The state can hire whoever the gently caress they want as long as have the right to work here. Peace officer jobs are more restrictive. nm fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Oct 14, 2017 |
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Those are nice tacos, but I'm surprised they're covered in cheese like that. those are the fully loaded. I do sell a lot of traditional like the first one. I'll take some pics tonight.
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CaptainScraps posted:Seriously I'm on my honeymoon and I'm like "Honey I gotta do my emails." Why are you on something awful dot com? Go have sex with your wife.
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CaptainScraps posted:Drop out and go into tech. Liar. You're posting on Facebook hounding people to go to Vegas in December.
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Roger_Mudd posted:As your doctor, I recommend you take MDMA or MDE every other weekend for 3-4 months. That will get you out of your shell. SSRIs plus MDMA can kill you in like 3-4 different ways.
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Pook Good Mook posted:You'd think someone who attends a private Midwestern law school outside the T14 and vacations in Dubai would be better adjusted. maybe he's just exaggerating for this thread ? let's see what he said in another thread I read Throatwarbler posted:I recently interviewed for a job in Seattle, the firm flew me in and put me up in a hotel, the interview was an hour long conference with a bunch of the partners. At one point in the interview I just straight up blurted out "I just don't like people from Vancouver" before realizing that I was posting to real life and not to this thread, and spent the next 15 minutes trying to walk it back("well, I mean, not all of them, maybe just the Chine...I mean...because there are too many of them...gently caress.") and not seem like some kind of bizzare Alberta supremacist.
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mastershakeman posted:maybe he's just exaggerating for this thread ? let's see what he said in another thread I read "I'm considering offers in Hong Kong or Dubai - slaves are cheap there. Oh gently caress I mean.. just kidding about the slaves. Well, they are there actually, but I mean..."
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It’s Friday night and I’m writing suppression and discovery motions and drunk bourbon. Go to law school
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mastershakeman posted:maybe he's just exaggerating for this thread ? let's see what he said in another thread I read And the driving all over China bits.
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Toona the Cat posted:It’s Friday night and I’m writing suppression and discovery motions and drunk bourbon. My canned kitchen sink style suppression motion (that I mostly wrote and personally updated) won more hearings than I think anyone in my office when I worked there.
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nm posted:Look at this scrub without canned motions. I have that for MTDs
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Toona the Cat posted:I have that for MTDs Kitchen sink motions are the best, if they are allowed where you are, because they allow you to include your killer case without tipping off the witness as to what not to testify to. Judges gripe about them and then grant the motion. The key is to have a basic kitchen sink motion, delete the stuff that clearly doesn't apply, and add anything that you need in the middle. Then be prepared to argue the gently caress out of the case (and bring a few copies as the judge may need to read it). 1538s (motions to suppress in CA) were like one of the few things I was pretty good at and that motion was key.
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I totally didn't take any pictures tonight. One of my regulars tried the megarito. He got about half done in 15 minutes and hit the wall. Had to take the rest home.  I didn't toast that one as well as the original but he said it was delicious while he could still eat.
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Mr. Nice! posted:I totally didn't take any pictures tonight. One of my regulars tried the megarito. He got about half done in 15 minutes and hit the wall. Had to take the rest home. That reminds me of the 4 lb burrito at the NASCAR Cafe that used to be at the Sahara in Vegas. (RIP) They had a challenge too. I heard it was super difficult to finish. Man V Food featured it and Joey Chestnut had a cameo eating it. What about escalating challenges? Like a 3, 4, and 5 lb burrito with varying prizes?
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mastershakeman posted:maybe he's just exaggerating for this thread ? let's see what he said in another thread I read Holy moly
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Had two attempts at the megarito tonight. First failed. Second completed at 9:43. So the challenge time limit is going to be 10 minutes.
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I honestly think I could eat that thing, but definitely not in 10 minutes. Wow.
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Discendo Vox posted:wait, trap detected: is it a law job?
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CaptainScraps posted:I don't understand what a transactional lawyer actually does. Neither do clients, you'll get along with them famously!
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evilweasel posted:they're like a programmer but for contracts I'm dying, this is perfect. I actually use the "programmer but for contracts" analogy all the time, and managed to sneak it into a rant about drafting I wrote for the local law journal.
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Mr. Nice! posted:Had two attempts at the megarito tonight. First failed. Second completed at 9:43. So the challenge time limit is going to be 10 minutes. Dude's holding out on the law thread: Mr. Nice! posted:
I'm salivating. Maybe I will have to go to Florida a second time.
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Lote posted:What about escalating challenges? Like a 3, 4, and 5 lb burrito with varying prizes? Or following the frozen yogurt model by allowing people to build their own burritos and charging them by the ounce?
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Do y'all have a way to explain to your kids what it is you do? My kid is super upset that Im leaving for some Dallas hearings next week. Beyond "daddy has to go return property from private ownership to the bosom of the State," I mean.
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