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System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Heath posted:

Imagine that at least two of your gang stalkers met and fell in love as a result of harassing you.

CWC is legitimately the internet’s saddest spectacle.

:psyduck:

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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

remember the time he went on a date at the mall, and then the woman left with a man in a pickle costume. think of the effort expended to engineer and record this own on a sad mentally ill person.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

remember the time he went on a date at the mall, and then the woman left with a man in a pickle costume. think of the effort expended to engineer and record this own on a sad mentally ill person.

lol

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That's pretty hosed up.

The things people waste time on.

* reads forums for another hour straight*

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

remember the time he went on a date at the mall

was this on purpose?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

cash crab posted:

was this on purpose?

Probably not, but I think the scenario mentioned pre-dates her transition, and she identified as male at the time.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Cool beans. Carry on.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

remember the time he went on a date at the mall, and then the woman left with a man in a pickle costume. think of the effort expended to engineer and record this own on a sad mentally ill person.

I know who that guy is, and he's still one of the people most involved in the obsession with trolling Chris.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Nostradingus posted:

Imagine what your mental state would be like if every person who ever showed interest in you was actually just faking it so they could break your heart and laugh about it later.
I mean, Chris is still active on the internet.

The broke brained trolls have broken his brain so hard and for so long that a weird codependent relationship between Chris and his trolls has resulted.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
The trolls would come up with something new to torment Chris with, get a few videos where Chris rages impotently at a camera, Chris would go quiet for a week, then a week later she would be back proclaiming how, with God's help, Sonichu was about to become a multi-million dollar multimedia franchise any day now etc.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Considering we literally just had a derail about this, I'm a little surprised at everyone.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Heath posted:

Imagine that at least two of your gang stalkers met and fell in love as a result of harassing you.

CWC is legitimately the internet’s saddest spectacle.

Weren't they also goons? And something about floor pizza, but that's fuzzy.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


How are you guys so bad at this

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDRG7BAln4A

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Hihohe posted:

How are you guys so bad at this


Why did this happen? This should not have happened.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


I get the cat, but what are the two dots below it?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Piddy paws!

Wowporn
May 31, 2012

HarumphHarumphHarumph

subpar anachronism posted:

Weren't they also goons? And something about floor pizza, but that's fuzzy.

Remember when some goon made a billion page thread about ullillia and pretending to be friends with him so they could get dinner at a lovely casual dining restaurant and report back with all the juicy details about how he ate mozzarella sticks weirdly. And the other goon who did basically the same.thing but with Romeo rose. Or the like 50 other goons who did that same thing but with the Xbox one entertainment system from Microsoft

Skeleton Mom
Aug 11, 2008

Man I kinda get creepin' on CWC since she's kind of awful and probably gets off on it but Ulililia is sacred and kind and good and absolutely should not be hosed with.

Also we live in an age where you could probably get the president of the united states to publicly deny allegations of loving a horse if you were a tactful enough troll, so probably just leave extremely online babies alone imho

Skeleton Mom has a new favorite as of 00:14 on Oct 16, 2017

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

AlbieQuirky posted:

AUG Thread: Why did this happen? This should not have happened.

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
:stonk:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
That hits the trifecta of aug

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Wowporn posted:

And the other goon who did basically the same.thing but with Romeo rose.

I still say that was a great place to hide a knife.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Hjalmar posted:

Man I kinda get creepin' on CWC since she's kind of awful and probably gets off on it but Ulililia is sacred and kind and good and absolutely should not be hosed with.

Also we live in an age where you could probably get the president of the united states to publicly deny allegations of loving a horse if you were a tactful enough troll, so probably just leave extremely online babies alone imho

With Trump, I think all you'd have to do is just put a horse nearby and he'd start denying having ever done anything untoward to a horse and say that Mike Pence has.

MoreLikeTen
Oct 21, 2012

The farmer's mistake was believing he had any control over his life.

LingcodKilla posted:

I still say that was a great place to hide a knife.

Didn't she drop off the face of the earth after that meeting? I remember there being some doubt as to her surviving.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

MoreLikeTen posted:

Didn't she drop off the face of the earth after that meeting? I remember there being some doubt as to her surviving.

She posted here for a couple months before getting perma'd after she dated him.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Thank you. Kind of.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
I'm not googling "impact play," is it what I think it is? Beating someone (in this case with bison femurs)?

Also: floor pizza was a takeout pizza in a box shoved under a hotel bed for the night and then date as breakfast. I always thought it was put on bare rear end floorboards or carpet and left for longer. Not exactly ideal, but not as gross as I once thought.

Floor pizza dude also once did the "what I thought we were friends?!" poo poo to me in a random GBS thread where we disagreed on whatever stupid topic, because we'd agreed on a prior stupid topic in a prior stupid random GBS thread.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





i'm kinkshaming

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


The Snoo posted:

i'm kinkshaming

You seem mad. May I interest you in a refreshing drink?



goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
My life goal is that I want to be large enough that I have to piss into a funnel just to make sure

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

I'm not googling "impact play," is it what I think it is? Beating someone (in this case with bison femurs)?

Also: floor pizza was a takeout pizza in a box shoved under a hotel bed for the night and then date as breakfast. I always thought it was put on bare rear end floorboards or carpet and left for longer. Not exactly ideal, but not as gross as I once thought.

Floor pizza dude also once did the "what I thought we were friends?!" poo poo to me in a random GBS thread where we disagreed on whatever stupid topic, because we'd agreed on a prior stupid topic in a prior stupid random GBS thread.

That's exactly what impact play is.

I went to the Woodshed in Orlando once and the waiver they make you sign specifies that any blood or other fluids must be contained to a specific area, including blood spray or splatter from impact play.

Some people worry me.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe
For most, impact play is more spanking than it is beating or flogging hard enough to draw blood but those activities do fall under that umbrella.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i think if you want to whip someone specifically with your old severed dreadlocks, that's a separate conversation. presumably a long, distressing one.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i think if you want to whip someone specifically with your old severed dreadlocks, that's a separate conversation. presumably a long, distressing one.

It's a bit of a hair raiser, yes.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I'd be way more impressed if he left them on his head and used them Shantae-style.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




cash crab posted:

You seem mad. May I interest you in a refreshing drink?





:piss:

if u think about it, piss is ssip backwards

Hate Fibration
Apr 8, 2013

FLÄSHYN!

cash crab posted:

You seem mad. May I interest you in a refreshing drink?





WTF this is so hosed up.

As a reptile, dragons would have cloaca, not external genitalia like a vagina.

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MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

Intoluene posted:

For most, impact play is more spanking than it is beating or flogging hard enough to draw blood but those activities do fall under that umbrella.

Oh. See, I thought that was still just called "spanking."

Hate Fibration posted:

WTF this is so hosed up.

As a reptile, dragons would have cloaca, not external genitalia like a vagina.

You're forgetting that dragons are magic and also that that person is projecting their sexual desires all over said magical dragons.

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