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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Every punt is an adventure with McKenzie

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Kalli posted:

Broncos had their balls taken away tonight.

Over and over and over and over.

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
This bumper music. :allears:

The lyric about to play, for those unfamiliar:

"I can not save you
I can't even save myself

You can not save me
You can't even save yourself"

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

hahahah, haha

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Jesus christ, he got tackled onto the ball. :lol:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



ketchup vs catsup posted:

Steelers vs Patriots right now 10 game series on a neutral field Steelers win at least 7.

Tom Brady with 10 games vs the Steelers would own every passing record in existence.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Strobe posted:

This bumper music. :allears:

The lyric about to play, for those unfamiliar:

"You can not save me
I can't even save myself"

I was just about to post that. That's pretty great.

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Stabbing Westward bumper music

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


extremely special teams

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Kalli posted:

Tom Brady with 10 games vs the Steelers would own every passing record in existence.

The only thing in the Patriots corner for this hypothetical series is that Brady is literally the anti-Steeler.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Asproigerosis posted:

NFL should probably just disband at this point, all the teams are awful, all the players are dead. I think as a nation we need to finally embrace soccer and become the masters of the pitch.

Women's roller derby 👩‍🎤

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
another dead bronco

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

that must have been on purpose

Tricky Ed
Aug 18, 2010

It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.



Offense is attempted by the home team. It does not go well.

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004
My word

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Giants gave the Broncos rabies

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
And now he’s dead

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Intruder posted:

another dead bronco

broncos are gonna have a hard time winning this game

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Asproigerosis posted:

NFL should probably just disband at this point, all the teams are awful, all the players are dead. I think as a nation we need to finally embrace soccer and become the masters of the pitch.

it's time to make pubg but real

J33uk
Oct 24, 2005
Jesus there’s gonna be nobody left.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Where is MY CLIENT BROCK at?

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
No WRs for either team, it's only fair

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


oh god

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



razorscooter posted:

it's time to make pubg but real

PUBG but everyone can move as fast and be as strong as Von Miller would be ridiculous. It'd be like action quake.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
trying to look in on the cubs and lackey is just dickin around up here cmon

and throws a lovely way low fastball woo great job lackey.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Kalli posted:

If they had any two of Watt/Clowney/Merciless I'd think them for sure.

I honestly have no idea. The Patriots defense is so loving bad, Big Ben looks cooked, Carr and Cooper have been terrible for the raiders, the Broncos are getting Weinsteined by an 0/5 Giants team and everyone else is even more flawed then them.

It has to be the Patriots. It seems like the historically bad defense has probably leveled out to like a 25th percentile type unit over the past couple weeks and the offense will always be in the top five.

If you just consider this game an outlier, I guess the Broncos are still in the mix.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Here's the apology

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Haha, apologizing for the Weinstein crack.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

Haha, apologizing for the Weinstein crack.

What did he say?

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/919752388088614914

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

got any sevens posted:

Women's roller derby 👩‍🎤

As a kid when we went to Universal Studios vacation, we sat in on a roller derby taping. Additionally, just did x-rays this past week on a woman with injuries from her roller derby match. Thanks for hearing my story.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Kalli posted:

Haha, apologizing for the Weinstein crack.

I only heard the apology; what'd he say?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




The crack was; Giants are having a worse week then Harvey.

The apology was a stammering pile of uh... well I shouldn't have compared what's going on in a game to the real world and ahhhh

The real bullshit is who gives a gently caress about what Harvey's going through? gently caress him. Say, the Giants are having such a bad week they were called up to Harvey's suite.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Kalli posted:

PUBG but everyone can move as fast and be as strong as Von Miller would be ridiculous. It'd be like action quake.

dear roger goodell,

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


:siucide:

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

a slam-dunk joke tbh

SpitztheGreat
Jul 20, 2005
Whatever, I chuckled at his joke, in poor taste or not. But it's not the worst thing to apologize over, I just hope it doesn't get dragged out.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Dear NFL, let's just stop wasting all this money on CTE research and get to the real savior for the league: cyborg limb replacements.

FAT BATMAN
Dec 12, 2009

This is a Blood Bowl match

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
No player left uninjured

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