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Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!



Everything else aside, I can't wait until the fetish for those stupid little chrome fender vents dies a violent death. I hated them on Fords, and I hate that GM picked up the trend. They're a lazy little tacked on styling choice. *Functional* vents are tolerable. These things are dollar store stick-on crap level.

edit: even body-colored ones would be better.

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davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Darchangel posted:

Everything else aside, I can't wait until the fetish for those stupid little chrome fender vents dies a violent death. I hated them on Fords, and I hate that GM picked up the trend. They're a lazy little tacked on styling choice. *Functional* vents are tolerable. These things are dollar store stick-on crap level.

edit: even body-colored ones would be better.

Aren't the brake vents on the SS functional?

Edit: Oh, was that some Holden V6 version that has non-functional ones?

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


davebo posted:

Aren't the brake vents on the SS functional?

Edit: Oh, was that some Holden V6 version that has non-functional ones?

Dunno, but I wouldn't expect brake vents to be way up on the side of the fender, which is the thing I'm complaining about. Back in the day, that would have been an engine compartment vent, but with a unibody, who knows?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



Yup, price tag also is F-22 inspired.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Darchangel posted:

Dunno, but I wouldn't expect brake vents to be way up on the side of the fender, which is the thing I'm complaining about. Back in the day, that would have been an engine compartment vent, but with a unibody, who knows?

drat you're right, it's just a stick-on:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhDXkKGH6FU

Gross.

f_c_
Oct 27, 2007


Can it drive in the rain?

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire

Darchangel posted:

Dunno, but I wouldn't expect brake vents to be way up on the side of the fender, which is the thing I'm complaining about. Back in the day, that would have been an engine compartment vent, but with a unibody, who knows?

An actual vent on the back of the fender helps with aerodynamics by reducing pressure in the wheel wells. That means less front end lift, better airflow through the the heat exchangers, and less air going under the car. So less drag, less overall lift, better cooling.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Someone totally ripped off the eagle i-hammerthrust






It's shipped as flat-pack, has a 148hp fiat diesel.

Also it's $58,000 and has a 100 year warranty

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

So are the bungees holding the doors closed included? :v:

I can't imagine how painful that is with 148hp (but certainly less painful than the i-hammerthrust!), but Google is saying they'll put almost anything you want in it.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

iospace posted:

Yup, price tag also is F-22 inspired.

TBF, it was an auction for charity.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


nm posted:

TBF, it was an auction for charity.

Alright, that's excused then.

Gabby_Jay
Dec 14, 2000

Gör som vi
Till denna melodi

Powershift posted:

Someone totally ripped off the eagle i-hammerthrust






It's shipped as flat-pack, has a 148hp fiat diesel.

Also it's $58,000 and has a 100 year warranty

Bass Ackwards
Nov 14, 2003

Anything can be used as a hammer if you try hard enough.

Powershift posted:

Also it's $58,000 and has a 100 year warranty

$58k and all you get is 45º and 90º angles.

Are the rest in some sort of option package?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


metaxus posted:

$58k and all you get is 45º and 90º angles.

Are the rest in some sort of option package?

100 year warranty...hmmm. Who's going to support it? Acme Girder Company?

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

All I see is the pallet racking from my warehouse on a set of wheels

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!



I'd drive that. Much better styling than that other thing.

thechalkoutline
Jul 8, 2006



I'm the guy driving a 150hp diesel in 2057

It's cool guys the water pump is covered, let's just call the self-flying tow plane

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Powershift posted:

Someone totally ripped off the eagle i-hammerthrust






It's shipped as flat-pack, has a 148hp fiat diesel.

Also it's $58,000 and has a 100 year warranty

Not as cool as Gordon Murray's flat pack truck. http://www.gordonmurraydesign.com/n...ping-world.html

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

thechalkoutline posted:

I'm the guy driving a 150hp diesel in 2057

The real Mad Max.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


And in 100% wrong thread not terrible stuff!

Binky is back!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR1nU9IJsoM

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Only been posted in 2 other threads already. :v:

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
International dateline my arse, you're so far behind the times humpreys ;)

Coydog
Mar 5, 2007



Fallen Rib

Those two rods on the hood are totally impaling the driver and passenger in a collision, right?

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Coydog posted:

Those two rods on the hood are totally impaling the driver and passenger in a collision, right?

Besides dying in my sleep or having a heart attack in the act of coitus, getting impaled by square tubing that looks like it came off of some office desk is the way I would want to go.

But it's probably not for everyone.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
That square poo poo on the hood looks like table legs.
THat'd be convenient for working on the truck. Flip the hood forward and you've got a work bench.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


wesleywillis posted:

That square poo poo on the hood looks like table legs.
THat'd be convenient for working on the truck. Flip the hood forward and you've got a work bench.

I think you're right, they even look like they're hinged on one end.

Bulk Vanderhuge
May 2, 2009

womp womp womp womp
https://globalnews.ca/news/3803558/his-stereos-so-loud-he-was-basically-banned-from-driving-then-he-doubled-its-power/

It's basically terrible car stuff bingo, he's going for gold.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

It's a PT Cruiser. It'll fall apart soon enough.

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

Coydog posted:

Those two rods on the hood are totally impaling the driver and passenger in a collision, right?

Pretty sure the idea is whatever you hit is your crumple zone. :v:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
'Partisan' makes me think of something that's built to be a technical. Which this clearly isn't.

I suppose the roof is whatever you strap onto it.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Inescapable Duck posted:

'Partisan' makes me think of something that's built to be a technical. Which this clearly isn't.

I suppose the roof is whatever you strap onto it.

It looks like a safari truck built for driving well heeled tourists around to see and/or shoot exotic animals.

Bass Ackwards
Nov 14, 2003

Anything can be used as a hammer if you try hard enough.

What’s worse is that he claims to be a car audio installer, yet that system looks like a complete pile of random cheap poo poo poorly cobbled together.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

metaxus posted:

What’s worse is that he claims to be a car audio installer, yet that system looks like a complete pile of random cheap poo poo poorly cobbled together.

About right for a car audio installer.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

metaxus posted:

What’s worse is that he claims to be a car audio installer, yet that system looks like a complete pile of random cheap poo poo poorly cobbled together.

I feel like he's missing the point of having an audio system.

Grakkus
Sep 4, 2011

CommieGIR posted:

I feel like he's missing the point of having an audio system.

Quantity over quality! :downsbravo:

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


metaxus posted:

What’s worse is that he claims to be a car audio installer, yet that system looks like a complete pile of random cheap poo poo poorly cobbled together.

That's what I was going to say. As a former mobile electronics installer, I take offense to this classification.

spog posted:

About right for a car audio installer.

Hey!

I'll have you know that while my poo poo isn't anything approaching show quality, everything is securely fastened and cleanly routed. I could use some right-angle adapters for my RCA cables to make them a bit neater, though.
I definitely don't have a pair of flooded-cell batteries just hanging out in the back of my car... Jesus that's scary.

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy


Oh THATS why the car suddenly got a lot louder after changing the muffler. I wonder how long that bolt has been missing. The pipe was just waiting for some bump to break free.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Shai-Hulud posted:



Oh THATS why the car suddenly got a lot louder after changing the muffler. I wonder how long that bolt has been missing. The pipe was just waiting for some bump to break free.

Bonus points for having the GM mark of excellence in the picture.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Shai-Hulud posted:



Oh THATS why the car suddenly got a lot louder after changing the muffler. I wonder how long that bolt has been missing. The pipe was just waiting for some bump to break free.

You don't have enough rust to hold that spring bolt in there. I can still see a head with wrench flats on the other bolt.

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thechalkoutline
Jul 8, 2006





From Houston Chronicle, location: Beltway 8 westbound, just past US59 before the JFK Boulevard exit

Surprisingly level; one unintended benefit of ever shrinking sidewalls

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