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Foxhound: Sep 5, 2007

AUG Thread: However, in this case, I am the dragon potty

Edit: a shameful page snipe, I have nothing to contribute.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 09:37

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 07:46

The Door Frame: Dec 5, 2011; I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

I have more pedantry that I feel might be a "contribution"

Expanding on the dragon cloaca thing, dragons lay eggs, eggs with hard shells. Therefore they don't produce urine, they can't, or their young would die in the egg. There isn't enough water passing through their egg shell to remove the toxic, nitrogenous wastes as the soluble urea mammals use. So to survive being born from an egg, they make uric acid, the white stuff in bird and reptile poop. It's more energy intensive to produce than urea, but it uses significantly less water to remove the waste and isn't very soluble, making it egg-safe

Birds, reptiles, and by extension, dragons cannot urinate. Full stop. Forget magic vaginas, they'd have to magic in a second, redundant excretory system and orifice to even think about peeing on this nerd

# ? Oct 16, 2017 11:23

Comptroll The Forums: Apr 25, 2007; DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Dear athetists.... if GOD dont exist s
how me a dragon learned piss?

# ? Oct 16, 2017 11:36

Skippy McPants: Mar 19, 2009

Posted in the Schaden thread, but this definitely belongs here.

https://twitter.com/SamuelSmith55/status/919501713152733188

For the sake of your fellow man, please wash your rear end. The whole thing.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 11:45

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

The Door Frame posted:

I have more pedantry that I feel might be a "contribution"

Expanding on the dragon cloaca thing, dragons lay eggs, eggs with hard shells. Therefore they don't produce urine, they can't, or their young would die in the egg. There isn't enough water passing through their egg shell to remove the toxic, nitrogenous wastes as the soluble urea mammals use. So to survive being born from an egg, they make uric acid, the white stuff in bird and reptile poop. It's more energy intensive to produce than urea, but it uses significantly less water to remove the waste and isn't very soluble, making it egg-safe

Birds, reptiles, and by extension, dragons cannot urinate. Full stop. Forget magic vaginas, they'd have to magic in a second, redundant excretory system and orifice to even think about peeing on this nerd

But imagine if a dragon could piss haha. I wonder what it would smell like haha. Just as a joke lol imagine what kind of face a dragon would make while pissing haha.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 11:54

Lord Ludikrous: Jun 7, 2008; Enjoy your tea...

cash crab posted:

You seem mad. May I interest you in a refreshing drink?

Is this JustinRPG? It sure reads like something he would write.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 11:55

Sinners Sandwich: Jan 4, 2012; Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

The Door Frame posted:

I have more pedantry that I feel might be a "contribution"

Expanding on the dragon cloaca thing, dragons lay eggs, eggs with hard shells. Therefore they don't produce urine, they can't, or their young would die in the egg. There isn't enough water passing through their egg shell to remove the toxic, nitrogenous wastes as the soluble urea mammals use. So to survive being born from an egg, they make uric acid, the white stuff in bird and reptile poop. It's more energy intensive to produce than urea, but it uses significantly less water to remove the waste and isn't very soluble, making it egg-safe

Birds, reptiles, and by extension, dragons cannot urinate. Full stop. Forget magic vaginas, they'd have to magic in a second, redundant excretory system and orifice to even think about peeing on this nerd

Thank you, I am cleaning up aftr my sisters bird over the weekend and this was very educational

# ? Oct 16, 2017 13:04

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Door Frame posted:

I have more pedantry that I feel might be a "contribution"

Expanding on the dragon cloaca thing, dragons lay eggs, eggs with hard shells. Therefore they don't produce urine, they can't, or their young would die in the egg. There isn't enough water passing through their egg shell to remove the toxic, nitrogenous wastes as the soluble urea mammals use. So to survive being born from an egg, they make uric acid, the white stuff in bird and reptile poop. It's more energy intensive to produce than urea, but it uses significantly less water to remove the waste and isn't very soluble, making it egg-safe

Birds, reptiles, and by extension, dragons cannot urinate. Full stop. Forget magic vaginas, they'd have to magic in a second, redundant excretory system and orifice to even think about peeing on this nerd

have you considered the fact most western dragons are shown with six limbs, and thus can't be reptiles? if they are chordates at all, they diverged hella early.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 13:06

MY PALE GOTH SKIN: Nov 28, 2006; meow

I don't think applying logic to extra weird wank material is the best use of your time.

They don't put a lot of effort in usually, it's probably something like "they piss away the excess methane and I want to swim in it"

# ? Oct 16, 2017 13:23

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

chitoryu12 posted:

With Trump, I think all you'd have to do is just put a horse nearby and he'd start denying having ever done anything untoward to a horse and say that Mike Pence has.

You could probably get Trump to say something like, "Nobody's ever made that horse feel better than I have, believe me," if you convinced him that someone he doesn't like has said they're better at loving horses than him.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 13:43

The Door Frame: Dec 5, 2011; I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Randaconda posted:

have you considered the fact most western dragons are shown with six limbs, and thus can't be reptiles? if they are chordates at all, they diverged hella early.

I assume Wyvern, Drac, or Wyrm, TBH. English dragons might dominate high fantasy media, but that style of 4 limbed/2 winged dragons are much less common in actual mythology and folklore

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

I don't think applying logic to extra weird wank material is the best use of your time.

They don't put a lot of effort in usually, it's probably something like "they piss away the excess methane and I want to swim in it"

Yeah probably a futile effort, but all I can imagine is a big dumb nerd waiting in a dragon portapotty to get his rocks off on piss and then relizing his mistake and ending up like Biff Tannen

It's a happy thought compared to the idea that someone wants to hide in the equivalent of a portapotty for nonconsensual voyeuristic sexual gratification

# ? Oct 16, 2017 13:57

text me a vag pic: May 18, 2007

cash crab posted:

Your name, or the whole thread title? Either way I am game

My name plz, except now I forgot what i quoted as a good name.

e: I shoulda read the new thread title whoops. have a content:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWX1Kyty4b0

text me a vag pic has a new favorite as of 17:01 on Oct 16, 2017

# ? Oct 16, 2017 16:57

Incitatus: Dec 16, 2005; The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!

mods change my name to 'into the hole, which in this case, is my mouth.'

# ? Oct 16, 2017 18:23

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Gonna call my vag THE BEARDED DRAGON from now on.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 18:43

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Gonna call my vag THE BEARDED DRAGON from now on.

An imposing name to be sure. You should look into having stalagmites and a fog machine installed.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 18:45

Munchables: Feb 8, 2015; Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

The Door Frame posted:

Yeah probably a futile effort, but all I can imagine is a big dumb nerd waiting in a dragon portapotty to get his rocks off on piss and then relizing his mistake and ending up like Biff Tannen

It's a happy thought compared to the idea that someone wants to hide in the equivalent of a portapotty for nonconsensual voyeuristic sexual gratification

You misunderstand, he's not in a portapotty, he is the portapotty.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 18:58

beato: Nov 26, 2004; CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

text me a vag pic posted:

My name plz, except now I forgot what i quoted as a good name.

e: I shoulda read the new thread title whoops. have a content:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWX1Kyty4b0

That channel is full of AUG I noticed they had documentaries about former thread favourite Dave Cat and Dave Hockey the doll diddlers.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 18:58

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Munchables posted:

You misunderstand, he's not in a portapotty, he is the portapotty.

permanently a portapotty and loving it

# ? Oct 16, 2017 19:03

ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

I like that he specified it's for female dragons only, and just for urine. He just wants to guzzle buckets of lady dragon piss here, he's not some degenerate gay or poo eater.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 19:22

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

Randaconda posted:

permanently a portapotty and loving it

Foreverially toiletized

# ? Oct 16, 2017 19:29

Free Market Mambo: Jul 26, 2010; by Lowtax

Skippy McPants posted:

Posted in the Schaden thread, but this definitely belongs here.

https://twitter.com/SamuelSmith55/status/919501713152733188

For the sake of your fellow man, please wash your rear end. The whole thing.

Top men have researched and agree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0xDGXotGIE

# ? Oct 16, 2017 19:35

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

ReidRansom posted:

I like that he specified it's for female dragons only, and just for urine. He just wants to guzzle buckets of lady dragon piss here, he's not some degenerate gay or poo eater.

I want to be a human toilet*

*NO GAY poo poo

# ? Oct 16, 2017 19:42

The Door Frame: Dec 5, 2011; I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Munchables posted:

You misunderstand, he's not in a portapotty, he is the portapotty.

Oh, I'm glad I know the distinction now

# ? Oct 16, 2017 21:08

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

The Door Frame posted:

Oh, I'm glad I know the distinction now

It's not racist because the lips aren't red.

What the hell is that from?

# ? Oct 16, 2017 21:44

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Door Frame posted:

Oh, I'm glad I know the distinction now

Why does the lady look so pleased? :staredog:

# ? Oct 16, 2017 21:56

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Whoopi Goldberg and Ted Danson were dating at the time. God knows what either of them were thinking. Roger Ebert certainly didn't.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 22:02

The Door Frame: Dec 5, 2011; I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

It's the roast of Whoopi Goldberg 1993, and she's so happy because she was dating Ted Danson (the guy in the picture) and encouraged him to do a blackface routine and repeatedly say friend of the family. She was the only one laughing after the 4th joke
Supposedly, Montel Williams and a couple other actors/directors walked out

# ? Oct 16, 2017 22:06

Psychobabble!: Jun 22, 2010; Observing this filth unsettles me

Taken at an alt right rally. The fupa is a clear sign of his racial superiority.

# ? Oct 16, 2017 22:09

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

The Door Frame posted:

It's the roast of Whoopi Goldberg 1993, and she's so happy because she was dating Ted Danson (the guy in the picture) and encouraged him to do a blackface routine and repeatedly say friend of the family. She was the only one laughing after the 4th joke
Supposedly, Montel Williams and a couple other actors/directors walked out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

# ? Oct 16, 2017 22:10

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

The Door Frame posted:

I have more pedantry that I feel might be a "contribution"

Expanding on the dragon cloaca thing, dragons lay eggs, eggs with hard shells. Therefore they don't produce urine, they can't, or their young would die in the egg. There isn't enough water passing through their egg shell to remove the toxic, nitrogenous wastes as the soluble urea mammals use. So to survive being born from an egg, they make uric acid, the white stuff in bird and reptile poop. It's more energy intensive to produce than urea, but it uses significantly less water to remove the waste and isn't very soluble, making it egg-safe

Birds, reptiles, and by extension, dragons cannot urinate. Full stop. Forget magic vaginas, they'd have to magic in a second, redundant excretory system and orifice to even think about peeing on this nerd

While reptiles do produce uric acid/white stuff, some most certainly can urinate. I've been peed on by skinks many times, it's their first line of defense when you grab them. Desert tortoises will do the same thing:

quote:

If you see a tortoise in the wild, it is important not to pick it up. Like a young child who may wet his pants when afraid, a tortoise will "void" its bladder if frightened.

Under normal conditions they may hold onto their water to process into pasty uric acid, but they can pee liquid if they want.

# ? Oct 17, 2017 05:24

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

Its gross.
But also informative. :eng101:

# ? Oct 17, 2017 05:30

Ultimate Shrek Fan: May 2, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Psychobabble! posted:

Taken at an alt right rally. The fupa is a clear sign of his racial superiority.

thats a dunlop belly, not a fupa.

# ? Oct 17, 2017 06:30

Sludge Tank: Jul 31, 2007; by Azathoth

It'd be hilariously adorable how they like dressing up and playing army men if it weren't so loving terrifying with their access to artillery.

loving peasant-rear end army-man wannabe redneck pieces of poo poo.

# ? Oct 17, 2017 07:05

MageMage: Feb 11, 2007; I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Not trying to derail again, but is Chris Chan still going as "Chris"? I'm genuinely curious.

# ? Oct 17, 2017 08:55

Munchables: Feb 8, 2015; Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

MageMage posted:

Not trying to derail again, but is Chris Chan still going as "Chris"? I'm genuinely curious.

Christina I believe

# ? Oct 17, 2017 09:17

Sludge Tank: Jul 31, 2007; by Azathoth

Christine

# ? Oct 17, 2017 09:20

Wrestlepig: Feb 25, 2011; my mum says im cool; Toilet Rascal

# ? Oct 17, 2017 10:27

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Dudes with that kinda mustache combo always looks like they've been eating cocoa out of the packet.

# ? Oct 17, 2017 11:35

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

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# ? Oct 17, 2017 13:47

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Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Pastry of the Year posted:

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NOW NEED METAL HUSBAND AND TEN THOUSAND SONS

# ? Oct 17, 2017 13:50

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