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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

cinci zoo sniper posted:

have you ever gone to a movie with a romantic partner

this is yospos u know the answer

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Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
gently caress yeah, Alamo Drafthouse just got added to Moviepass. If you haven't signed up yet, you absolutely should so that for the next 3 months it's in business you can have VCs pay for you to watch Girls Trip.

my vacation got hosed up so i'm gonna see Steele Justice tonight and I'm hyped

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

theres a sizable % of humanity that needs to quietly ask someone else about what's happening or going to happen throughout the entire length of a film. these are the movie whisperers. just shut up and watch the movie, mom, it'll explain everything.

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

Roosevelt posted:

theres a sizable % of humanity that lacks basic comprehension skills

ftfy

its the same reason why you can't have a mainstream sci fi movie without an embarrassing amount of cringey exposition.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

"It's like liquid poo poo spraying from the head of a walking shitbot, Randy..."

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007



please keep american politics out of the funny picture thread

Asshole Masonanie
Oct 27, 2009

by vyelkin
lmfao

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


gonna try this with the goatman page




edit: don't do this.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

polyester concept posted:

ftfy

its the same reason why you can't have a mainstream sci fi movie without an embarrassing amount of cringey exposition.

"now that we, the top scientists in the world, are on our way to the wormhole, let us explain to each other in very basic terms what a wormhole is" *folds a piece of paper in half and pokes a hole in it*

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Jimmy Carter posted:

gently caress yeah, Alamo Drafthouse just got added to Moviepass. If you haven't signed up yet, you absolutely should so that for the next 3 months it's in business you can have VCs pay for you to watch Girls Trip.

my vacation got hosed up so i'm gonna see Steele Justice tonight and I'm hyped

you can't spell moviepass without p and rear end

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/adam_lewis/status/919466814785990656

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster


"today i am going to build a robot poop groke"

so that's apparently a thing someone said

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Jimmy Carter posted:

gently caress yeah, Alamo Drafthouse just got added to Moviepass

Read tis as Moviepiss

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
they're pissing away hedge fund money so it's accurate

it's $16/ticket in Manhattan for a ticket. What, you think I'm NOT going to go see the My Little Pony movie?

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Cat Face Joe posted:

"that's him, he's blade runner"
same but for chappie

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Riptor posted:

what do you need to whisper during a movie

hurry, the popcorn butter is burning my penis

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Riptor posted:

what do you need to whisper during a movie

do you have stairs?

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Cat Face Joe posted:

"that's him, he's blade runner"

https://twitter.com/Abid_ism/status/916875746999717889
I know it was just posted but its been a couple days and any excuse to post it

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
when I saw the movie IT I sat next to the worst person

spent a long time reading on his phone and he also kept taking so long to read whatever article that it would fade out

he wouldn't touch the screen to get it back on, he would let it fade and then hit power again, every time

when the girl hit the evil clown with something he said "That's what I'm talkin' about!" in a way that implied he thought he had made a very clever comment

at one point he answered his phone

they're building a drafthouse here i look forward to it

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



The dude next to me was chewing gummy worms with his mouth open while my edibles set in

talk about a horror story

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

theflyingorc posted:

when I saw the movie IT I sat next to the worst person

spent a long time reading on his phone and he also kept taking so long to read whatever article that it would fade out

he wouldn't touch the screen to get it back on, he would let it fade and then hit power again, every time

when the girl hit the evil clown with something he said "That's what I'm talkin' about!" in a way that implied he thought he had made a very clever comment

at one point he answered his phone

they're building a drafthouse here i look forward to it

Wow you get to watch movies at the White House!?!?!

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
aww yiss zach is back baby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj689znjxpg

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013





:rip: you

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




He's been back since like last year when he did schenzen

I dug into the infiniminer code a bunch of years ago to start making my own minecraft. I added chunks and a radar :3: thanks zach!

KoRMaK fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Oct 16, 2017

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

KoRMaK posted:

He's been back since like last year when he did schenzen

yeah back since shenzen is exactly what i mean. the old thread got closed or would have necroed it.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ol qwerty bastard posted:

"now that we, the top scientists in the world, are on our way to the wormhole, let us explain to each other in very basic terms what a wormhole is" *folds a piece of paper in half and pokes a hole in it*

it really inordinately pissed me off that in The Martian they had to have a scene where donald glover's astrophysicist character explains to his nasa engineer boss what a gravity assist is

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

shaggar's haircut

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa3rBVb3v4g

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
https://twitter.com/nationalpost/status/919981548472029186

I'm Crying Rick bitch

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
really it's for the best that that person be unable to drive

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Sagebrush posted:

it really inordinately pissed me off that in The Martian they had to have a scene where donald glover's astrophysicist character explains to his nasa engineer boss what a gravity assist is

the martian is Real Bad™

Asshole Masonanie
Oct 27, 2009

by vyelkin

DrPossum posted:

the martian is Real Bad™

it's the normie manifestation of I loving Love Science

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Sagebrush posted:

it really inordinately pissed me off that in The Martian they had to have a scene where donald glover's astrophysicist character explains to his nasa engineer boss what a gravity assist is

nasa boss is trump appointee

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

schranz kafka posted:

it's the normie manifestation of I loving Love Science

you think that the IFLScience weirdos didn't ALSO go see it

i liked things about it but it was very up its own butt about YAY SCIENCE things

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
lol I just remembered the part where they said he'd be getting messages in hexadecimal instead of base 10 like that was some sort of ~~crazy~~ part of the plan

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




DrPossum posted:

the martian is Real Bad™

schranz kafka posted:

it's the normie manifestation of I loving Love Science
martian was fine, Real Bad was second half of interstellar and the entirety of gravity

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

cinci zoo sniper posted:

Real Bad was second half of interstellar

how can you say that about a movie that contained The First Half of Interstellar

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Sagebrush posted:

it really inordinately pissed me off that in The Martian they had to have a scene where donald glover's astrophysicist character explains to his nasa engineer boss what a gravity assist is

i mean the same guy was like "skip the checks dammit!" then blamed sean bean when it all blew up so i bet that he did indeed need to have a gravity assist explained to him

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

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etherealshaq
Mar 6, 2010

COME DOWN AND EAT CHICKEN WITH ME, BEAUTIFUL. IT'S SOOOOOOOOOO DARK

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