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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
How many interviews does Trumpy Boi give, I mean real talk, did Obama give this many interviews?

Lol if the only joy Trump has is interviews and he can't mainline them anymore

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Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Magerman: Not a MAGAman

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Chernobyl baby posted:

Just wanna point out there's nothing morally wrong with a horse loving you actually. If you gently caress animals it's wrong but getting hosed by an animal is consent

THIS IS THE NEW STANDARD FOR POLITICAL SATIRE HOPE YOU ALL LIKE IT/ARE INTO IT

Oh I'm into it. Big time.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Minrad posted:

have no fear, the lols are here


Did Newt have a stroke

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/axios/status/919996056850567169

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Leadership.txt

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Someone should ask him which generals told him that.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

quote:

“Despite what the press writes, I have great relationships with, actually, many senators, but, in particular, with most Republican senators,” Trump told reporters during a meeting with his Cabinet. “But we’re not getting the job done. And I’m not going to blame myself. I’ll be honest, they are not getting the job done.”


Burt Sexual posted:

Leadership.txt

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

speaking of rick scott

https://twitter.com/WFLA/status/919988071491362818

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


The Skeleton King posted:

What is this? It's loving horrifying.

in addition to other elaborations, I'll just spell out why I posted it right then: he, rick scott, is the governor whose wife owned the drug testing company that was hired to run tests on floridian welfare recipients. they found something like 2.5% of recipients were on anything. you should not be surprised to learn that the whole thing cost the state a fuckload more than they saved from not giving handouts to those degenerates, and that cost went right into their grifting pockets

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







He heard it from Jim, who's a very substantial guy

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

I have great relationships with the Republican senators, WHY NOT DONE?!

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

The Trump coin toss would be infuriating.

"I call tails. but maybe heads. I'm not sure. Heads. sometimes tails"

*looks at results*

"Greatest coin toss win in history. MAGA."

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Oh and gently caress Rick Scott with a rake. Florida is OVERRUN with phony rear end "rehab clinics" that take in patents from all over the country (because private insurance is happy to foot the bill) and then provide zero meaningful treatment. Hell, some of then deal drugs to the patients. No regulation whatsoever. loving Skeletor looking motherfucker.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/politics/political-pulse/os-opioids-recovery-fraud-20170824-story,amp.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/amph...rosecutors-say/

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
"I stand for the national anthem"



Hmmmmmmmmm...

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Fuckin America.jpeg right there

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
lol he drinks beer through a straw

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

Catastrophe posted:

"I stand for the national anthem"



Hmmmmmmmmm...

hmbol

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

is that t-shirt official merchandise because lol if so

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

scrubs season six posted:

Does anyone in here know when the Lego Ultimate Collectors Edition millennium falcon is going to be back in stock? It's been out of stock for a month now.

Pro click

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_FieJToFKc

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

nooneofconsequence posted:

Someone should ask him which generals told him that.

Many. Many important generals. So many.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Katana Gomai posted:

is that t-shirt official merchandise because lol if so

The owner of the N.Y. Jets is Trump's ambassador to England.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Stoatbringer posted:

Many. Many important generals. So many.

Countdown until Trump starts answering every single question with "I don't know, whatever. Who cares".

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

The Skeleton King posted:

What is this? It's loving horrifying.

The uncanny valley

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/920043946688106496

Stay red, PA.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Why aren't the dems calling it trumpcare constantly

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

It all adds up

https://twitter.com/funder/status/920047695208828928

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







Trump's drug czar nominee is some prick from Pennsylvania who's best known for steering legislation that made it harder for the government to take some enforcement actions against giant drug companies

Pennsylvania: Almost Worse Than Florida

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

This is probably a dumb question, but can they raise rates in the middle of the year? I thought Obamacare was like a one year contract.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

haljordan posted:

Oh I'm into it. Big time.

I’m not into it, but you could say it’s into me.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

NotWearingPants posted:

This is probably a dumb question, but can they raise rates in the middle of the year? I thought Obamacare was like a one year contract.

It's for 2018.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/EdgeofSports/status/920048160965316609

Could Pop beat Cruz in a senate race?

Chernobyl baby
Jul 19, 2011
LOL people at gonna die from bad American healthcare and 99% won't be horse dick penetration related deaths looooooool

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


When people post tweets of videos and I click them in the forums they literally never load, lately. Like in the last week. Did I gently caress up my computer or does everyone else on chrome have to click through to twitter to see trump stutter over some words lately?

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



I'm sure Pop would.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Uh oh




Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
gently caress, if it didn’t cost so much in logistics and ads and poo poo, I’d run for President at this point. I don’t even use Twitter. I could make that part of my platform. Why not have a fat white man on disability in office? I’d be representing vast swathes of the voter base, at least.

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

Catastrophe posted:

"I stand for the national anthem"



Hmmmmmmmmm...

That's a big ol lol

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



A self-own in several acts

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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?




lol this is the guy who was very worried that anti-nazi video games might rile up people who hate nazis against innocent right wingers who are on some "they're not dolls they're collectable figurines" semantics on why they're not nazis

also the guy who said he was going to order zyklon b off amazon.

he is gonna do bad crimes. :smith:

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