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Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Minrad posted:

have no fear, the lols are here




The Monday is good.

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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Stoatbringer posted:

"I actually wrote letters, individually, to the soldiers we're talking about."
:psypop:

He's retarded as gently caress lmao

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

sugar free jazz posted:

jesus christ, don't look at it too long, it burns your corneas

maybe he meant the president of the virgin islands

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

Powershift posted:

more like Bitch McConnell

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



Just. loving :hmbol:

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


newt you loving puss

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


935 posted:

Please tell me there's video. I'm struggling to imagine how this went down. In what possible context would their hands be holding like this?

They're merely exchanging long protein strings.

If you can think of a simpler way, i'd like to hear it.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

it's cool and good how nothing at all matters anymore


Minrad posted:

have no fear, the lols are here



loving lmao thank you

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
Gingrich wife abandonment and Joe Walsh child support jokes will never get old to me

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Stefan Prodan posted:

Gingrich wife abandonment and Joe Walsh child support jokes will never get old to me

Gingrich doesn't like his women getting old to him, either. :downsrim:

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



Minrad posted:

have no fear, the lols are here



holy poo poo lol

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/920004648521621505

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
Gingrich deleted the tweet :(

oh someone already posted that

i'll suck my own balls

Nude
Nov 16, 2014

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Minrad posted:

have no fear, the lols are here



Once again I'm reminded that satire has no longer a place in politics.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
newt gingrich's brain is melting lmao

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Minrad posted:

have no fear, the lols are here



LOL

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Lol @ what a huge piece of poo poo Newt Gingrich is

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Beyond the typing errors (boy howdy), the context of the tweet is "The President is smart I promise" lol

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Legalize horse tranquilizers for the rest of us Newt

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

old beast lunatic posted:

Legalize horse tranquilizers for the rest of us Newt

Must of gotten them from Pence

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Egbert Souse posted:

Must of gotten them from Pence

i hear the pills he gives them are sort of the opposite of tranquilizers, and blue

Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Dinosaur Gum

:vince:

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

i hear the pills he gives them are sort of the opposite of tranquilizers, and blue

Do poppers even work on horses?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

why would he care about dilating the horse? mike pence does not gently caress horses; he is hosed by horses. this is important

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005


Absolutely loving savage :hmbol: and my balls have entered orbit.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Does anyone in here know when the Lego Ultimate Collectors Edition millennium falcon is going to be back in stock? It's been out of stock for a month now.

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Stoatbringer posted:

"I actually wrote letters, individually, to the soldiers we're talking about."
:psypop:

Dear US Solder,

I am sorry you are dead by my hand. I gave your son a signed MAGA hat and offered to have your wife stay with me in the white house. Have a great time!

Donald J Trump Esq.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






quote:

“Despite what the press writes, I have great relationships with, actually, many senators, but, in particular, with most Republican senators,” Trump told reporters during a meeting with his Cabinet. “But we’re not getting the job done. And I’m not going to blame myself. I’ll be honest, they are not getting the job done.”

--Donald Trump, October 16th 2017


quote:

“I have joined the political arena so that the powerful can no longer beat up on people that cannot defend themselves. Nobody knows the system better than me, which is why I alone can fix it.”

--Donald Trump, July 21st 2016

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Fresh lol:

https://twitter.com/thomas_violence/status/920002236582854662

Chernobyl baby
Jul 19, 2011
Just wanna point out there's nothing morally wrong with a horse loving you actually. If you gently caress animals it's wrong but getting hosed by an animal is consent

THIS IS THE NEW STANDARD FOR POLITICAL SATIRE HOPE YOU ALL LIKE IT/ARE INTO IT

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Chernobyl baby posted:

Just wanna point out there's nothing morally wrong with a horse loving you actually. If you gently caress animals it's wrong but getting hosed by an animal is consent

THIS IS THE NEW STANDARD FOR POLITICAL SATIRE HOPE YOU ALL LIKE IT/ARE INTO IT

Mister Hands did nothing wrong!

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
thinking maybe u folks missed this good post:

Paranoid Peanut posted:

:siren: INCOMING LOL :siren:


So, I went to this NYC attraction where they had miniature landscapes of the city and landmarks from across the world. Naturally, the White House was there... it had mini figures of past presidents, like Obama and his wife standing on the 2nd floor railing waving, and John and Jackie Kennedy.

Near the corner, however there was this odd figurine that caught my attention. I had to lean in closer to inspect it... after a minute of scanning it, it dawned on me who it was. See if you can identify it too.

Enjoy.






It's an orange cheeto with a MAGA hat, riding a golf cart.
Ladies and gents, our Dotard!

Chernobyl baby
Jul 19, 2011

Quotey posted:

thinking maybe u folks missed this good post:

I noticed it and had a big lol

I still think the annoying orange is a better comparison of Trump. I've never seen it though. Why not done??

Chernobyl baby fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Oct 16, 2017

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

It's crazy easy for lols to slip through the cracks, it's almost overwhelming but it's our duty to appreciate each one.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Paranoid Peanut posted:

:siren: INCOMING LOL :siren:


So, I went to this NYC attraction where they had miniature landscapes of the city and landmarks from across the world. Naturally, the White House was there... it had mini figures of past presidents, like Obama and his wife standing on the 2nd floor railing waving, and John and Jackie Kennedy.

Near the corner, however there was this odd figurine that caught my attention. I had to lean in closer to inspect it... after a minute of scanning it, it dawned on me who it was. See if you can identify it too.

Enjoy.






It's an orange cheeto with a MAGA hat, riding a golf cart.
Ladies and gents, our Dotard!


What attraction was this? Seems kinda lame. But the cheese curd was funny.

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.



What is this? It's loving horrifying.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
lol he just says things. Stupid things.

Trump says the 'thinking' behind NFL kneeling protests is what cost Hillary Clinton the election

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-clinton-lost-taking-a-knee-reason-election-thinking-a8003876.html

quote:

Donald Trump has suggested Hillary Clinton lost the election to him because her approach was insufficiently patriotic - something he claimed was underscored by her support of NFL players who knelt during the national anthem.

It is October in 2017 and he's still obsessing over the 2016 election (that he won) and he thinks the NFL kneeling thing was such a huge deal back then that it cost Clinton the win. You remember that talking point of his, right? How he kept calling her unpatriotic for supporting black NFL players. Remember that? Yeah, neither does anyone else on earth. He just says things.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


The Skeleton King posted:

What is this? It's loving horrifying.

Some mutants coming out of the woodwork all of a sudden here

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a13027068/trump-bannon-mercers/

https://twitter.com/CharlesPPierce/status/919928323698057216

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Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

The Skeleton King posted:

What is this? It's loving horrifying.

that is rick scott, the governor of Florida who banned mention of global warming in official documents, and sent one state employee to get a mental health evaluation when they did so

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/mar/19/florida-employee-forced-on-leave-climate-change

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