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Mustached Demon posted:In that case: take a poo poo in the sack, seal it up real good with something pyrophoric, and send it to the elf. You're describing a letter bomb. Please do not do that. 
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Timeless Appeal posted:Trump's whole Presidency is a more petty version of the gently caress You, Clown joke.
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Oct 17, 2017 03:44
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Mustached Demon posted:In that case: take a poo poo in the sack, seal it up real good with something pyrophoric, and send it to the elf. I never miss an opportunity to post this when people bring this up https://www.poopsenders.com/ You're welcome.
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Mustached Demon posted:In that case: take a poo poo in the sack, seal it up real good with something pyrophoric, and send it to the elf. I like you, mustachioed penguin. I like you alot.
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Oct 17, 2017 03:46
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Fulchrum posted:You're describing a letter bomb. Please do not do that. Best case scenario here's burning down your house because that's about as far as loving around with pyrophoric chemicals as you'll get.
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Oct 17, 2017 03:47
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logosanatic posted:that woman poured her heart into being a public servant Kinda more looks like she poured $ into her bank account. Face it, we voted for trump because he was outside of both parties. No one wanted an insider that year and the Dems were too loving stupid to see it. Why the gently caress do you think Bernie got tons of cash? It was because he wasn't really part of the democratic machine.
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Fulchrum posted:You're describing a letter bomb. Please do not do that. I think he was just being funny. This is a dead gay comedy forum.
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spunkshui posted:Kinda more looks like she poured $ into her bank account. Americans are morons, I agree!
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Oct 17, 2017 03:50
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Quorum posted:Americans are morons, I agree! They are morons, but they are predicable morons. Outsider vs "another loving Clinton." That was really really stupid.
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Oct 17, 2017 03:53
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Caros posted:She lost to Donald Trump. Glad to see you agree that the fix was in.  More seriously, I'm amazed that people can debate who was the worst candidate without mentioning the statistically worst of all: Walter Mondale.
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Can y'all move it to uspol so we can get back to talking about sacks of poo poo?
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Take Hilary chat back to USPol please. This thread is for the other half of that election. And for killing hope, possibly your liver, and almost assuredly your sanity.
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Hillary would've won! Am I doing this right? 
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Hillarychat belongs in Thunderdome. Let's talk about something Trump-related, even though everything is Trump-related now. Let's talk about Virginia state elections. Trump touches all sorts of things here. It's the only statewide election since the world ended. It's got a governor's race where the incumbent Lieutenant Governor and human Muppet Ralph Northam is holding steady, if not commandingly so, against challenger and near-senator Ed Gillespie. It's not super hard to get the base motivated to beat the bastards down, since the GOP is reluctant to throw money at a state where they've lost seven statewide elections in a row. But it's gonna be a nail-biter, especially since Gillespie took secondary thread punching bag Mark Warner to the limit. I'm expecting this to be the eighth in a row. But turnout's gonna be everything, which is why I post in these threads most of the time. Meanwhile, oh, the state intrigue. You have Elizabeth Guzman, Peruvian immigrant and card-carrying AFSCME member, against a guy who pretty much just runs on "GUNS GOOD BECAUSE HUNTING." And it works for him usually. We have the race with the state's first openly trans candidate against a piece of poo poo who insists on calling her "he" and introduces the sort of legislation the Virginia GOP makes national headlines for. You know the kind. And the last few days I've been stumping for a pro-labor Dem against an Indian immigrant who apparently just plants lawn signs in the yards of anyone he's ever met, whether they asked him to or not. Plus he advertises on the local Bollywood station. Also, Fairfax/Loudon has a Bollywood station on FM and it's surprisingly amazing to drive around with. Anyway. It's GOTV time bitches. If you're in the DMV area, and you want to walk or do phones, you should contact me. Because existential despair and alcoholism is for fuckups, man. Donald Trump didn't get to take my sobriety and he sure as poo poo doesn't get to take my state. PM me if you ever wanna make phone calls, either here at my labor fed or with other crazy methods involving the internet and science and that. You want this. You wanna gently caress up the GOP. And I want you to help me gently caress up the GOP.
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You arseholes are talking about Hillary more than Fox News. Take it to the other threads. Let's rather acknowledge that Trump lost by 3 million votes and he is a shithead who would see America burn out of vindictiveness, which sounds right for the people who voted for him.
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Caros posted:She lost to Donald Trump. My favorite part is in the future, where you say she lost because she focused on her opponent's negatives instead of positives, but ALSO she should have won because he was the worst candidate ever, not seeing the tension between these two positions
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Your Boy Fancy posted:the local Bollywood station. Also, Fairfax/Loudon has a Bollywood station on FM and it's surprisingly amazing to drive around with. That's neat and I'm sure catchy as heck and I hope you send Gillespie packing.
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Madkal posted:You arseholes are talking about Hillary more than Fox News. Take it to the other threads. Let's rather acknowledge that Trump lost by 3 million votes and he is a shithead who would see America burn out of vindictiveness, which sounds right for the people who voted for him. I think part of the problem is there's nothing to debate or discuss re: trump other than alcohol preferences and which family members we're going to eat first in the coming apocalypse. Horrible person, horrible president, etc. There are only so many times where Trump can shock before it becomes old hat and expected regardless. "Oh my, today Trump took a poo poo on the lap of the Lincoln Memorial! Well, that's to be expected."
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:I think part of the problem is there's nothing to debate or discuss re: trump other than alcohol preferences and which family members we're going to eat first in the coming apocalypse. Horrible person, horrible president, etc. There are only so many times where Trump can shock before it becomes old hat and expected regardless. "Oh my, today Trump took a poo poo on the lap of the Lincoln Memorial! Well, that's to be expected." That's at least fresh unlike an event from last loving year.
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BarbarianElephant posted:This reads like all those people who are angry at Harvey Weinstein's victims for not speaking up sooner, and not angry at Harvey Weinstein or his cronies.
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Munkeymon posted:That's neat and I'm sure catchy as heck and I hope you send Gillespie packing. The music and the four ads they have on loop are equally glorious. My lone complaint is the Shoutcast circa 2007 sound quality. No thumps, just orchestral swoons for days. Apparently there's negotiations for Corey Stewart, ex-state campaign lead for Trump in VA (you may remember him getting sacked for protesting GOP headquarters when the tailspin was happening), and also barely losing out to Gillespie in the primary, actual Nazi and blight upon Prince William County, to endorse Gillespie in the final days. Which, I mean, they know they need the Nazis to win Virginia. They're acknowledging it. And god help us, it might work.
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mcmagic posted:She lost much more because of who she was over the last 30 years than anything she did during the campaign. what is happening
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Dapper_Swindler posted:http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/16/politics/donald-trump-puerto-rico-water-distribution/index.html The text of the article really undersells how insane his words are in the video provided: Vainglorious Leader posted:...As you know it was in very poor shape before the hurricanes ever hit. Their electrical grid was destroyed before the hurricanes got there, it was in very bad shape, it was not working, it was in bankruptcy, owed nine billion dollars, and then on top of that the hurricane came. I mean, from the tweets I knew he was trying to imply that Puerto Rico was somehow already without power and these moochers were trying to use the hurricane as an excuse for free infrastructure upgrades, but... drat. I didn't think he'd actually said it directly. gently caress this guy.
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theflyingorc posted:Trump's 4chan/The_Donald "base" is only part of his overall base, and I'm pretty sure it's not even an important part of it I'm pretty sure this accurate
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Deadspin: "100,000 Californians Have Been Evacuated From Wildfire Zones" https://deadspin.com/100-000-californians-have-been-evacuated-from-wildfire-1819603068
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Has America's entire political system held together this long on nothing but good will and an adherence to the standards previously set? Because Trump sure makes it seem that way.
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Your Boy Fancy posted:The music and the four ads they have on loop are equally glorious. My lone complaint is the Shoutcast circa 2007 sound quality. No thumps, just orchestral swoons for days. Everything about Virginia sounds eerily familiar and I really hate all these statements about the state going blue like it’s a given.
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Phobic Nest posted:The text of the article really undersells how insane his words are in the video provided: Maybe he was thinking about the damage from Irma? He might be conflating Caribbean islands. There are a lot of small islands in that big water.
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Lord Hydronium posted:It continues to amaze me how lovely a human being he is. I don't just mean ethically - there's obviously a lot of politicians and other public figures who are assholes - but he's bad at being a human. Dumb social niceties that cost nothing and even an idiot like Dubya could manage are just beyond his grasp. Pretending to show compassion for five seconds is above any of his acting abilities. poo poo like "nuclear wars are bad" is beyond his comprehension, and even an Alzheimer's-ridden Reagan could figure that one out. I'm not sure he's capable of abstract thought. Even his basic concept of knowledge is completely hosed; he treats knowledge as if it's something he alone can create or possess, and if he doesn't know something it's just unknown throughout all human understanding. I reposted this to Facebook because it's seriously one of best descriptions of what's wrong with Trump that I've ever seen.
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In a week he'll say there's no evidence there even was a hurricane, it was a hoax invented by that mayor he hates.
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Did you folks talk about McCain's speech yet? “To fear the world where we have organized and led for three-quarters of a century, to abandon the ideals we’ve advanced around the globe, to refuse the obligations of international leadership and our duty to remain ‘the last best hope of Earth’ for the sake of-some half baked, spurious nationalism cooked up by people who had rather find scapegoats than solve problems is as unpatriotic as an attachment to any other tired dogma of the past that Americans have consigned to the trash heap of history. “We live in a land made of ideals, not blood and soil. We are the custodians of those ideas at home, and their champion abroad. We have done great good in the world. That leadership has had its costs, but we have become incomparably wealthy and powerful as we did. We have a moral obligation to continue in our just cause, and we would bring more than shame on ourselves if we don’t. We will not thrive in a world where our leadership as ideals are absent. We wouldn’t deserve to.” http://reverepress.com/news/mccain-just-absolutely-scorched-trump-half-baked-nationalism/ I'm glad some of the Republicans are finally growing some balls.
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Chamberk posted:Maybe he was thinking about the damage from Irma? Irma did cause a lot of blackouts in PR but they were pretty much back to normal before Maria. If only it were being restored that quickly now... I wish I could still give Trump some benefit of the doubt but anymore it's pretty clear that when he says something stupid it is indeed as dumb as it seems.
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Furnaceface posted:Has America's entire political system held together this long on nothing but good will and an adherence to the standards previously set? Because Trump sure makes it seem that way. Yes, of course. The entire system, like any system, is built on the risk of consequences and incentive's good behavior. If that fails, then there is nothing left.
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Countdown till Trump attacks McCain about speech he gave tonight... https://twitter.com/danmericaCNN/status/920085145390022657
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theflyingorc posted:My favorite part is in the future, where you say she lost because she focused on her opponent's negatives instead of positives, but ALSO she should have won because he was the worst candidate ever, not seeing the tension between these two positions A bold strawman cotton, lets see how that works out for you.
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Chamberk posted:He might be conflating Caribbean islands. There are a lot of small islands in that big water. In the future, after the bombs have hit, people will learn English from Trump's speeches and all the post apocalyptic dialects from movies will be real.
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:I think part of the problem is there's nothing to debate or discuss re: trump other than alcohol preferences and which family members we're going to eat first in the coming apocalypse. Horrible person, horrible president, etc. There are only so many times where Trump can shock before it becomes old hat and expected regardless. "Oh my, today Trump took a poo poo on the lap of the Lincoln Memorial! Well, that's to be expected." Great, now he's just trying to copy president Ralph Wiggum.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Countdown till Trump attacks McCain about speech he gave tonight... Jesus McCain's pissed and it's awesome.
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Furnaceface posted:Has America's entire political system held together this long on nothing but good will and an adherence to the standards previously set? Because Trump sure makes it seem that way. America's system has survived as long as it has due to many complicated factors and I assure you good will is not one of them
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