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https://twitter.com/lishainik/status/919924106618920960
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Oct 17, 2017 06:20
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LMFAO
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Oct 17, 2017 06:38
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Nice
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Oct 17, 2017 07:56
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Da da da dum *snikt snikt*
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Oct 17, 2017 08:04
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Oct 17, 2017 08:08
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I just got the joke.
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Oct 17, 2017 08:50
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Caufman posted:I just got the joke. I still don't get it. 
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Oct 17, 2017 08:52
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At 69, you blow a rod. I thiiiink that's the joke. I haven't laughed since '06.
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Oct 17, 2017 08:54
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So Rod, Todd, and Bart have an orgy, Ned hears, kills himself, Homer is so upset about it, he kills himself? I'm confused.
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See I don't think it's an orgy. Bart's playing around with the Flanders kids, playing dress up. Rodd and Todd look at each other like they have something bad planned. That night while they are sleeping, Bart feels weird, and then something hosed up happens. After the fact, both fathers eventually kill themselves.
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Bart is acting out sexually at a young age, because of previous molestation by Homer. Rod and Todd play along because they're kids, it's forbidden, kids experiment. Ned hears this, and has an accident while driving because he can't stop thinking about the cycle of abuse. Homer blames himself for Ned's death and hangs himself.
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Oct 17, 2017 13:56
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ThaGhettoJew posted:Life is suffering, memes are poison. What game is that?
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Oct 17, 2017 14:04
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Firstborn posted:What game is that? FALLOUT 4
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Oct 17, 2017 14:14
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Firstborn posted:What game is that? The one that shows up when you google "dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed." It's called the screamer 
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Oct 17, 2017 14:15
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How could it possibly be the second one?? Half that dog's body is floating.
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Oct 17, 2017 14:32
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Caufman posted:How could it possibly be the second one?? Uhh unlike in the first one?
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Oct 17, 2017 14:37
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Jerry Cotton posted:Uhh unlike in the first one? The center of gravity looks more stable in the first one. Second one looks like a guru-level yoga pose.
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Oct 17, 2017 14:43
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Caufman posted:The center of gravity looks more stable in the first one. Dude have you ever, like, seen a normal dog? This is how they stand: 
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Oct 17, 2017 14:45
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No. I haven't. I've just seen pictures on the internet, and not even that one.
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Oct 17, 2017 14:47
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Caufman posted:The center of gravity looks more stable in the first one. The problem of gravity clearly provides the solution. The dog would necessarily have to use one front leg and one back leg from the opposite side to maintain its balance. I'm submitting myself for an Ig Nobel Prize award, please do not steal my research.
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Oct 17, 2017 14:47
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Comptroll The Forums posted:The problem of gravity clearly provides the solution. The dog would necessarily have to use one front leg and one back leg from the opposite side to maintain its balance. Can you kindly please draw that in a diagram, including the full pose with the open butthole?
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Oct 17, 2017 14:49
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How do dogs wipe, by the by?
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Oct 17, 2017 14:53
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Straight onto the carpet just like anyone else
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Oct 17, 2017 14:53
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They lick. It's disgusting .
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Oct 17, 2017 14:54
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Jerry Cotton posted:Uhh unlike in the first one? He's holding him self up with his nose. Good Doggoat.
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:noice:
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euphronius posted:They lick. The real reason humans don't lick is because we can't.
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Oct 17, 2017 15:26
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Caufman posted:The real reason humans don't lick is because we can't. Not with that attitude.
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Oct 17, 2017 15:38
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Wow, you're right. The day I stopped trying to get my mouth "down around there" was really the day I gave up on a dream.
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Oct 17, 2017 15:47
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SpacePig posted:Not with that attitude. Not with any attitude!
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Oct 17, 2017 15:52
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Caufman posted:Wow, you're right. The day I stopped trying to get my mouth "down around there" was really the day I gave up on a dream. The day i stopped trying to get my mouth around my business is the day by business came to my mouth. ~If you love something, set it free~
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Oct 17, 2017 16:03
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Grassy Knowles posted:The one that shows up when you google "dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed." This is what we should put on those places where we bury nuclear waste.
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Oct 17, 2017 17:13
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Milo and POTUS posted:This is what we should put on those places where we bury nuclear waste. If a dog were to consider himself a powerful culture...
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