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He's an idiot and bad at writing. Also it was a knock off Han Solo that hosed the space otter and the book described the rash he developed afterwards.
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Can someone confirm that horse pilot was a real thing in the books? Because that sounds so incredibly ridiculous.
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Oct 17, 2017 08:26
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Non Serviam posted:Can someone confirm that horse pilot was a real thing in the books? Because that sounds so incredibly ridiculous. Hohass was a hero of the Rebellion, don't be so insensitive (Here's the link: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Hohass_Ekwesh )
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Hohass_Ekwesh "hohass" get it?
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Non Serviam posted:Can someone confirm that horse pilot was a real thing in the books? Because that sounds so incredibly ridiculous. The thing to remember about the Star Wars EU is, no matter how incredibly stupid something sounds it's always true.
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Samizdata posted:What in the blistering green gently caress are Sheith or Desitel? (The only shipping in my headcanon involves me and a small pool of actresses. And those are real life actresses that are flesh and people. And no, I don't own ANY body pillows of anything.) I don't know about sheith but "desitel" is actually "destiel", i.e. dean+castiel in supernatural. It's weird but you do have to give them credit for not being one of those "wincest" people. Anyway that terribly written one is one of those things where whether it's true or not you have to wonder if the author realizes how annoying+insufferable they sound.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I don't know about sheith but "desitel" is actually "destiel", i.e. dean+castiel in supernatural. It's weird but you do have to give them credit for not being one of those "wincest" people. I really don't do shipping and Tumblr.
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Oct 17, 2017 10:10
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I love that some of these stories are STDH and the rest are poo poo that probably happened but probably shouldn't have and you shouldn't be loving bragging about it if it did cuz holy gently caress you're just making yourself look like an insufferable tool lmao Also I can't tell which thread infuriates me more, this one or the political cartoon thread in d&d Also I really hate whatever it is you dorks have been talking about for the last page or so.
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Oct 17, 2017 10:30
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God, those school memories make me so angry every time. Even the ones that sound vaguely true, like bypassing school internet filters, the guy just had to go full cunto on by saying 'hurr I blasted death metal all the time' as if it wouldn't get you a smack in the mouth in ten minutes flat. I hope that's a wind-up that's worked on me. Seething.
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Oct 17, 2017 10:43
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"Uh, yeah... naturally, once the truancy officer budget had been cut, I figured out where the 'weak points' in the school perimeter were." So, do American schools have anti-escape fences and checkpoints or something, or does this guy think that 'walking out a gate' is a weak point? Because last time I was in school, the way to leave early was to just walk out and everyone would assume you had a reason for it.
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Oct 17, 2017 10:51
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Elfface posted:"Uh, yeah... naturally, once the truancy officer budget had been cut, I figured out where the 'weak points' in the school perimeter were." There's a perimeter fence and a man wielding a pistol usually
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Oct 17, 2017 11:05
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Zelder posted:There's a perimeter fence and a man wielding a pistol usually I would like to believe this is a joke but given that America was edging up to two school shootings per school week last I checked (it's been over one per calendar week for years) I fear you may be serious.
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Oct 17, 2017 11:21
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Seventh Arrow posted:Oh no, he pinged their IP addresses? Look out, here comes Mr l33t Hacker Man! It's probably no dress shirt, t-shirt instead
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Oct 17, 2017 11:47
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Elfface posted:"Uh, yeah... naturally, once the truancy officer budget had been cut, I figured out where the 'weak points' in the school perimeter were." He's really smart and has figured out things about the layout of the school that the normies wouldn't notice. The worst part of that STDH nugget is that they 'began selling this information to people' as if even if the first part happened, people wouldn't just tell each other that there's a place you can slip out if you want to skive.
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Oct 17, 2017 12:15
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Elfface posted:So, do American schools have anti-escape fences and checkpoints or something, or does this guy think that 'walking out a gate' is a weak point? Because last time I was in school, the way to leave early was to just walk out and everyone would assume you had a reason for it. Yes. Yes we do. Both my middle and high schools had perimeter fences that were shut and padlocked during school hours. Not only that, we had multiple security officers patrolling the perimeter and parking lot, while we had 2-3 school resource officers (cops. they were loving cops. in uniform. with guns.) inside the school. American schools are a loving joke.
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Oct 17, 2017 12:56
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Barry Bluejeans posted:No? When your six-year-old's teacher signs her name as Mrs. So-and-so on something she sends home with your kid, it's not because she's too stupid to recall her full name. It's because that's what the six-year-old knows her as and kids of that age are typically young enough to not realize that teachers are actual people with full names and lives outside of school. You don't sign it for the kid though? The kid knows you wrote it even without a signature for you gave it to the kid you see. Anyway all my teachers were called "teacher" except for that one Latin teacher but he shot himself so. They still signed their names like adults.
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Oct 17, 2017 13:01
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boring guy who posts too much
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Oct 17, 2017 13:51
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The original Reylo lady deactivated, but someone snagged a few gems for us. 
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The worst part of that kids obnoxious bullshit is they come so close to self awareness at the end but then they say the most unique award was given and it was the last time it was flattering. No, it wasn't. That's always a bullshit award for the kids who didn't get anything else so the teachers have to make something else up to protect that kids feelings.
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jodai posted:The worst part of that kids obnoxious bullshit is they come so close to self awareness at the end but then they say the most unique award was given and it was the last time it was flattering. Yeah, being called unique is almost always a "they are annoying as hell but I want to say it in a nice way" situation. Or he could have meant to type "least flattering" which would be more accurate despite the clunky grammar, but his writing is poo poo for the rest of it so 
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GreenMetalSun posted:The original Reylo lady deactivated, but someone snagged a few gems for us. This is just sad. How crappy is your life that you need to daydream about this stuff?
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Oct 17, 2017 15:47
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jodai posted:The worst part of that kids obnoxious bullshit is they come so close to self awareness at the end but then they say the most unique award was given and it was the last time it was flattering. I got "most likely to be prime minister", "most likely to end up in a same-sex relationship" and "most secretly fancied". The joke was that if anyone did fancy me they would certainly be too ashamed to admit it. 
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Oct 17, 2017 16:15
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Kylo Ten isn't even that attractive, is he? I know I couldn't stop laughing when he took off that stupid Darth Junior helmet.
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Kylo Ten isn't even that attractive, is he? I know I couldn't stop laughing when he took off that stupid Darth Junior helmet. Attractiveness doesn't really matter to these people - see the insane obsession with that cumberbatch guy. They can't separate "liking a show" from "wanting to gently caress the characters".
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Oct 17, 2017 16:33
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The_White_Crane posted:I got "most likely to be prime minister", "most likely to end up in a same-sex relationship" and "most secretly fancied". How right were they?
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Oct 17, 2017 16:37
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dovetaile posted:How right were they? I'm not prime minister yet, I've had both same and opposite sex partners, and as for the third one
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Attractiveness doesn't really matter to these people - see the insane obsession with that cumberbatch guy. They can't separate "liking a show" from "wanting to gently caress the characters". The broodier they look, the more they want them
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I want to laugh at that crazy tumblr woman, but knowing she's 39 loving years old is just depressing. This would be pathetic at 14, at 39 you're officially irreparably broken.
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Oct 17, 2017 17:12
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Tried looking and really disappointed that there's no "the virgin Kylo Ren/the chad Darth Vader"
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GreenMetalSun posted:The original Reylo lady deactivated, but someone snagged a few gems for us. Deactivating her account was the right thing to do, if these are any indication tyblazitar posted:I want to laugh at that crazy tumblr woman, but knowing she's 39 loving years old is just depressing. This would be pathetic at 14, at 39 you're officially irreparably broken. I'm feeling like the odds are good that she isn't actually 39 life is killing me has a new favorite as of 17:28 on Oct 17, 2017 |
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Kylo Ten isn't even that attractive, is he? I know I couldn't stop laughing when he took off that stupid Darth Junior helmet. If there's a more punchable face in any star wars movie, I'd like to see it.
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Seventh Arrow posted:If there's a more punchable face in any star wars movie, I'd like to see it. Mesa Jar Jar Binks!
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:I would like to believe this is a joke but given that America was edging up to two school shootings per school week last I checked (it's been over one per calendar week for years)TT I fear you may be serious. The STDH is coming from inside the thread! That statistic was a purposefully rigged one to artificially inflate the number to make a political statement. It included basically every incident involving a gun + a school, even if it was only tangentially related to the school like 'a man offed himself in the school parking lot after hours' or 'a robber ran through a school (with a gun) (after hours)'. http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2014/jun/13/everytown-gun-safety/have-there-been-74-school-shootings-sandy-hook-clo/
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quote:Incidents related to criminal activity (such as drug dealing or robbery), or personal altercations: 39 instances THAT IS STILL A HELL OF A LOT OF poo poo GOING ON AT SCHOOLS. Also quote:• Incidents such as Sandy Hook or Columbine in which the shooter intended to commit mass murder: 10 instances THIS IS STILL A HELL OF A LOT OF SHOOTING GOING ON AT SCHOOLS.
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ishikabibble posted:The STDH is coming from inside the thread! ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens ISLA VISTA, CA—In the days following a violent rampage in southern California in which a lone attacker killed seven individuals, including himself, and seriously injured over a dozen others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Tuesday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place. “This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just happen and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop them,” said North Carolina resident Samuel Wipper, echoing sentiments expressed by tens of millions of individuals who reside in a nation where over half of the world’s deadliest mass shootings have occurred in the past 50 years and whose citizens are 20 times more likely to die of gun violence than those of other developed nations. “It’s a shame, but what can we do? There really wasn’t anything that was going to keep this guy from snapping and killing a lot of people if that’s what he really wanted.” At press time, residents of the only economically advanced nation in the world where roughly two mass shootings have occurred every month for the past five years were referring to themselves and their situation as “helpless.”
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Oct 17, 2017 21:46
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There's enough tragedy at schools without inventing stuff to make it seem worse.
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oldpainless posted:There's enough tragedy at schools without inventing stuff to make it seem worse. More like oldfabricatorless
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oldpainless posted:There's enough tragedy at schools without inventing stuff to make it seem worse. Is there, though? It looks like the absolutely insane amount of tragedy in schools is being completely ignored by almost everybody.
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Elizabethan Error posted:‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens They repost and update that article every time there is a major shooting. The most recent version is about the Las Vegas shooting.
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