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NoneMoreNegative posted:Just petting my torty here You want to make your Tortoise vomit, cause that's how you get tortoise vomit.
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That's my secret, Cap. I'm always horny.
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Oct 13, 2017 05:12
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it's time to let the big green guy out
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Oct 13, 2017 05:22
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"You wouldn't like me when I'm dangly."
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Solice Kirsk posted:"You wouldn't like me when I'm dangly."  Hulk needs blue pill 
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Oct 14, 2017 00:24
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 My icecream look like a titty
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Painful Dart Bomb posted:
Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists › Why was your day awesome today?
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Painful Dart Bomb posted:
Mom took away my electronics last week so I had to jack off to this ice cream titty
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That's basically Hulk in the original Ultimates series, where Hulk is formed from all Banner's repressed emotions including lust. Imagine if at the end of Avengers Assemble in the scene where Cap is handing out the orders he had turned to Hulk and said "Hey Hulk - that invading fleet of alien battleships called you a human being!" That's literally what happens.
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It was great.
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Yeah I think he threatned to skullfuck someone. I really liked the ultimate universe.
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The Ultimate Universe? Didn't it have this in its ending?
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Inspector Gesicht posted:The Ultimate Universe? Didn't it have this in its ending? Yeah and then Giant Man bites his head off. Which of course makes no loving sense because he picks him up, he who's whole superpower is being unmovable.
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I'd tap that
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Painful Dart Bomb posted:
Is that a Daim? They kick rear end.
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Samovar posted:Is that a Daim? They kick rear end. True, there is nothing like a Daim.
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 gallery of shellfish e: nope that’s mixed bag of ladyparts and clams. axolotl farmer has a new favorite as of 17:58 on Oct 16, 2017 |
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Nice clams.
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axolotl farmer posted:
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Inspector Gesicht posted:The Ultimate Universe? Didn't it have this in its ending? Yeah and also wasn't Nightcrawler super-homophobic in that one, to the point that it destroyed his friendship with Piotr when Piotr came out to him?
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Powaqoatse posted:
welp, some of the are just photoshopped vulvas. sorry ’bout that 
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:True, there is nothing like a Daim. Boo
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Astrofig posted:Yeah and also wasn't Nightcrawler super-homophobic in that one, to the point that it destroyed his friendship with Piotr when Piotr came out to him? All I remember of the ultimate marvel comics was just how lovely the artwork was and how Spider-Man's waist was literally thinner than his leg.  Ultimate Marvel Zombies was pretty aight though in a bad schlocky way
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axolotl farmer posted:welp, some of the are just photoshopped vulvas. That's ok, I guess I don't mind too much.
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holy gently caress lolololol
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It looks like somewhere in England, so the village might well be called Tightey Whighties.
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Gorilla Salad posted:It looks like somewhere in England, so the village might well be called Tightey Whighties. Those are German roadsigns, and the roundabout directions go the opposite way. 
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Frazzbo posted:Those are German roadsigns, and the roundabout directions go the opposite way. In that case it must be the village of Groß Unterpantz
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Powaqoatse posted:In that case it must be the village of Groß Unterpantz Dichtey Weißeys
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Powaqoatse posted:In that case it must be the village of Groß Unterpantz Groß Unterhosen.
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Schlüpfach
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Solice Kirsk posted:So that's where people go when they say they're going for a brief jog. Remember folks the Monday show is completely different from the Wednesday show.
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Leaves a sour taste in your mouth.
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