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Caufman posted:Aaaah, maybe not the geese, because they think they're defending their babies, which can trigger magnitudes of ferocity greater than looking for a meal. I really think the best solution there is to retreat and surrender. Respect their turf and make an offering of bread if you need to win favor. Woah, woah, no-one advocates killing children. It's about establishing yourself as the king of the chuck-e-cheese through Battle Royale.
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 10:20 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 09:20 |
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A Chuck-e-Cheese Royale? Do you know what they call that in Paris?
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 10:30 |
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Le Cigare Volant!
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 10:33 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Woah, woah, no-one advocates killing children. Oh, I see. Sorry for my triggered response. As for becoming the petty king of chuck-e-cheese, moderate strength is shown in violence. Supreme strength is shown in levity. By that I mean you become king by letting the toddlers fight themselves among the Battle Royale. Give the winner a pizza, and then they will be your champion, and you will be their king.
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 10:34 |
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Caufman posted:My hypothesis on the subject: the instinct is to try to brush as many off as possible, but I think that's going to be fruitless. Instead, focus one at a time on killing the easiest target first in the most brutal way possible. The idea is that the more gruesome the death, the more hesitation and fear you can instill in the other monkeys. A fight in Shadows of Mordor works the same way. Do monkeys use the tactic of ripping off their opponent's nuts or is that just chimps? Because I don't think I want to fight moneys more than 1 at a time.
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 11:00 |
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Y'ALL FINALLY WENT AND DID IT
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 11:01 |
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A bear would win a fight against a gorilla.
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 11:03 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:A bear would win a fight against a gorilla. You can't know that for sure until you witness it. And charge $90 for the pay per view event. Only on Showtime™. You could have a mongoose vs. a cobra open up the undercard!
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 11:16 |
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Ak Gara posted:Do monkeys use the tactic of ripping off their opponent's nuts or is that just chimps? Because I don't think I want to fight moneys more than 1 at a time. I don't know, but that's exactly the kind of brutality that I'm talking about that wins fights with unfavorable odds. I want to be clear, I've never fought an animal with my bare hands to the death, so I'm not an expert on how to defeat them or how they might defeat you. I'm just trying to spitball the best guesses I can for these hilariously mismatched hypothetical animal fights.
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 11:19 |
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Would you rather fight 100 toddler-sized monkeys or 100 monkey-sized toddlers?
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 11:27 |
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The toddler-sized monkeys. I'm not gonna fight human toddlers
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 11:28 |
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Memento posted:You can't know that for sure until you witness it. Mongoose vs cobra has been done to death. If we really wanna draw the viewers in how about 20 roided up starving chickens vs a ball python?
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 11:30 |
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Looks like she's on her phone while driving.
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 12:20 |
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The cigarette was actually soaked in tap water too.
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 12:28 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:A bear would win a fight against a gorilla. We've still yet to see a gorilla at peak fitness.
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 13:10 |
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A gorilla, trained as an infant in the ways to fight bears vs a bear, trained as a cub in the ways to fight gorillas. Seems like we're gonna need to develope some sort of bear weight lifting regimen too. Maybe we should bring YLLS in on this.
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 13:36 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:A gorilla, trained as an infant in the ways to fight bears vs a bear, trained as a cub in the ways to fight gorillas. Seems like we're gonna need to develope some sort of bear weight lifting regimen too. Maybe we should bring YLLS in on this. but.. i never match my belt and shoes
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 13:37 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:A bear would win a fight against a gorilla. How big of a bear?
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 14:34 |
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Would you fight harder if they were regular monkeys, or shaved monkeys wearing people clothes? What if the clothes were made of American Flags?
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 15:51 |
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I got bit by a monkey once.
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 15:59 |
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did you die?
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 16:00 |
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My home town, everyone.
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 16:03 |
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sneakyfrog posted:did you die? No, but my finger got pretty hosed up. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3654252&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=332#post470541623 Funny pics if you laugh at gore pics.
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 16:05 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:A gorilla, trained as an infant in the ways to fight bears vs a bear, trained as a cub in the ways to fight gorillas. Seems like we're gonna need to develope some sort of bear weight lifting regimen too. Maybe we should bring YLLS in on this. Can we graft rocket launchers to one or both of them. Asking for a friend.
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 16:07 |
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:Can we graft rocket launchers to one or both of them. This is why zoo simulator exists. We don't have to wonder anymore.
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 16:15 |
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Rascar Capac posted:
did you die?
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 16:15 |
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For sale Adult coughing never worn
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 16:24 |
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Rascar Capac posted:
That would make an awesome Halloween decoration. Try to trade an XBox 360 for it or something.
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 16:41 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:Y'ALL FINALLY WENT AND DID IT It's beautiful.
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 16:54 |
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Caufman posted:What a throwback! Ron Jeremey: guitar aficionado
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 16:55 |
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Boinks posted:That would make an awesome Halloween decoration. Try to trade an XBox 360 for it or something. It looks like it's wearing a little hat.
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 17:05 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:Ron Jeremey: guitar aficionado He just likes long necks in general.
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 17:21 |
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Boinks posted:That would make an awesome Halloween decoration. Try to trade an XBox 360 for it or something. 6'2"? If I order a 7 foot one, will people think I was loving huge when I die?
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 18:14 |
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One weird trick to make your corpse look huge! Mummies hate this
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 18:23 |
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Picnic Princess posted:No, but my finger got pretty hosed up. You didn't say it! You were supposed to say it!
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 18:33 |
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i was kinda hoping for a fingat joke myself
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 18:35 |
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I didn't think they actually made coffins in that shape. Still not confident it's not a prop.
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 19:31 |
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Bonus It's a coyote
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 19:56 |
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If they legit got a coyote to be that calm and still for a photo, then congratulations, you now have a pet coyote.
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 20:05 |
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big ups to the coyote whisperer, an enviable skill & trade
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