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The Bloop posted:Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists › Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: totally would [img- obese jaguar] lmao mods this please
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Brawnfire posted:That's not even good! That's not, even, good! It's too much! Nobody should have a palate that accepts that Willy Wonka motherfucker monstrosity, and if they do we should study them for science
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Oct 17, 2017 01:52
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I feel like I would have one of those red negative relationship counters from the Sims appear above my head visibly if a friend of mine ordered that in front of me
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Oct 17, 2017 02:00
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Tiggum posted:That thing genuinely bothered me. Just, why? Even if you want to eat all of that stuff (and you absolutely shouldn't want that), how does sticking it to a jar help? Like, it probably wouldn't even look that bad if it were just served in a normal way (though it wouldn't look like something a single person should attempt to eat), but the jar just makes it somehow horrifying. If anything, instead of a jar it should have been a cake, and the cake should have been decorative, and they'd take it away and bring out a tasty sheet cake for everyone.
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Oct 17, 2017 02:03
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:https://twitter.com/prodigis/status/887765866112327680 It sure looks nice, but I'd certainly call that excessive. There's just too much chocolate after a point.
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Oct 17, 2017 02:03
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RareAcumen posted:too much chocolate HERESY
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Oct 17, 2017 06:27
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:HERSHEY
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Oct 17, 2017 06:43
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The Bloop posted:Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists › Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: totally would [img- obese jaguar] 
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Oct 17, 2017 06:46
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Sorry, how is it a baked potato if you boiled it without peeling it first?
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Oct 17, 2017 09:06
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OwlFancier posted:Sorry, how is it a baked potato if you boiled it without peeling it first? peeling? what is this peeling?
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Oct 17, 2017 12:05
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Eat your potato peels
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Oct 17, 2017 12:37
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Enfys posted:Eat your potato peels
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Oct 17, 2017 12:51
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Enfys posted:Eat your potato peels Most of the flavour of a potato is in the peel. Try doing Heston Blumenthal's mash where he steeps the washed skin peels in hot milk that gets strained into the mash. Its super potatoey
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Oct 17, 2017 13:06
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Only tangentially AFP related but https://twitter.com/cupnoodle_jp/status/920150441207332864 
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Oct 17, 2017 15:33
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Enfys posted:Eat your potato peels
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Oct 17, 2017 15:36
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:Only tangentially AFP related but Chowdah desu. That is extremely AFP.
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Oct 17, 2017 15:37
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Enfys posted:Eat your potato peels Mashed potatoes with the skins and a little cream cheese is the best. THE BEST.
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Oct 17, 2017 15:42
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:Only tangentially AFP related but
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Oct 17, 2017 16:17
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The boss literally asked for the ad to be cheesier.
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Oct 17, 2017 18:39
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I don't speak Japanese, dude
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Oct 17, 2017 18:55
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Zzulu posted:I don't know how to use online translators, dude quote:The designer who responds to anything in any way responds with all the power to say "I do not feel cheese" from my boss ... The advertisement of milk seafood noodles has become like this!
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Oct 17, 2017 19:02
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:Only tangentially AFP related but Text around the pictures on the left, clockwise: (top) - Hair is black as ink, make it more cheese-like - Please show more [illegible] feeling here - Make buildings in background look like a ranch - Can you make the people look more like they love milk and seafood - Product needs to draw eyes to it more - More smile! (bottom) - [don't get the first one] - Make her look at the product - Why not add some mountains? - Put a giant computer here - Here are aliens that are jealous of the existence of milk seafood - Make the children appear as "digital natives" - Put running cows instead of the horse - Have the animals eat the product, add more cows - Make the animals that don't relate to the products fall asleep - Make the product cheesier - Slogan should be shorter - Where's the left hand? Please have left hand hold a mobile PC - Point out that Milk Seafood goes well with wine - This is a winter product. Add snow. - Tree doesn't look wintery. Lose the leaves.
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Oct 17, 2017 19:35
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pidan posted:The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: - Please show more [illegible] feeling here
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Oct 18, 2017 00:38
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Ah, yes, I often pair my sodiumbomb stanky cup noodles with a fine wine.
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Oct 18, 2017 01:20
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Ah, yes, I often pair my sodiumbomb stanky cup noodles with a fine wine. pardon me but have you heard of a lil combo called WINE and CHEESE????? hmm
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Oct 18, 2017 01:36
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McSpergin posted:Most of the flavour of a potato is in the peel. Why not just mash the potatoes with the skin on? Also super potatoey, way less effort.
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Oct 18, 2017 01:41
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Lutha Mahtin posted:pardon me but have you heard of a lil combo called WINE and CHEESE????? hmm I can tell you're a fan of the WHINE
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Oct 18, 2017 01:42
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Grassy Knowles posted:I can tell you're a fan of the WHINE Boy is that line CHEESEy
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Oct 18, 2017 01:43
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pidan posted:Text around the pictures on the left, clockwise: I really can't tell if it's a joke or the actual editing process. The end product of Japanese advertising is so inscrutable to me that it all seems kind of reasonable.
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Oct 18, 2017 01:57
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I think the first one for the second text block is "Make the birds blue like the twitter bird" or something? Not like I understand Japanese, but the word 'twitter' is in english and the birds are blue in the next draft so 
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Oct 18, 2017 02:29
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It looks like the ones you can't make out are referring to "netomeshi," which are recipes that have become popular online. Many of them have been featured here, God knows.
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Oct 18, 2017 02:41
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OwlFancier posted:Sorry, how is it a baked potato if you boiled it without peeling it first? Seems like everyone missed the part where a dishwasher isn't going to bake potatoes it's going to whole-boil them, or I guess a kind of hosed up steam bath. Either way yeah skins all the way but a dishwasher isn't baking any taters.
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Oct 18, 2017 02:45
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KakerMix posted:Seems like everyone missed the part where a dishwasher isn't going to bake potatoes it's going to whole-boil them, or I guess a kind of hosed up steam bath. Either way yeah skins all the way but a dishwasher isn't baking any taters. That's what I don't get, boiled potatoes yes, baked potatoes with skins yes, but not half and half. Who wants a soggy rear end jacket potato?
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Oct 18, 2017 04:26
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ToxicFrog posted:Why not just mash the potatoes with the skin on? Also super potatoey, way less effort.
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Oct 18, 2017 04:35
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Red potatoes mashed with skins is pro as hell. Regular ol russets I'm not a big fan of the texture you get, though that method where you make like potato peel tea by steeping them and then cook with that water is good.
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Oct 18, 2017 04:44
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Oct 18, 2017 04:46
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:I think the first one for the second text block is "Make the birds blue like the twitter bird" or something? Yeah, the longer text is something about netomeshi feeling again, the shorter something about Twitter birds, but I can't figure out the grammar. My Japanese isn't too great  Hirayuki posted:It looks like the ones you can't make out are referring to "netomeshi," which are recipes that have become popular online. Many of them have been featured here, God knows. Thank you, I've never heard of that. This also explains why they'd want so much internet stuff in the picture.
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Oct 18, 2017 04:54
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That boiling potato skins to get potato flavor in the potatoes thing is interesting since I'm a skins on type of person and my partner is anti-skin.
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Oct 18, 2017 05:02
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Could you microplane the peel and mix it back in?
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angerbeet posted:That boiling potato skins to get potato flavor in the potatoes thing is interesting since I'm a skins on type of person and my partner is anti-skin. I feel like a circumcision joke has been softballed here but I'm too tired to capitalize on it.
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