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corn in the bible posted:hitman in a college campus would be great oh my god yes drag that guy playing john mayer songs behind the bushes and steal his outfit
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Oct 17, 2017 22:30
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I unironically think a hitman level set at a major convention of some kind would be pretty interesting, like a major gaming or whatever con where 47 is expected to dress up and sneak in weapons as prop weapons and maybe exchange fake ones for real ones to trick people into killing your target accidentally opera-mission styleal-azad posted:Yet he surrounds himself with a bunch of cartoony caricatures of gangstas so don't feel too bad. Not by his own choice iirc
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Oct 17, 2017 22:32
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$4.99 Exclusive outfit! Cosplay as Fessiroth at the San Diego Comic Con level!
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Oct 17, 2017 22:35
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47 was described as antisocial and apathetic so frankly he would fit right in on a modern college campus. And the guy is a good listener so all the ladies would love him.
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Oct 17, 2017 22:38
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Wanna see 47's dead eyes staring out from under a Sonic-esque character costume
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In Training posted:I don't think this can happen
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Did you guys preorder the exclusive Asscreed Origin shoes? Now it's time for the exclusive Asscreed Origins headphones and holy poo poo they're 60k Ubisoft is insane
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FirstAidKite posted:I think the target in that level might be the only target in a hitman game that I've ever felt sorry for and wishes you could get around killing When I played Hitman 2016 I accidentally triggered Caruso begging for his life and it made me  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-oUDQh2Nb0&t=129s Like drat, some of em threaten you and some of them say they'll pay you to leave them alone but this dude is just pathetic
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Samuringa posted:Did you guys preorder the exclusive Asscreed Origin shoes? Now it's time for the exclusive Asscreed Origins headphones and holy poo poo they're 60k Ubisoft is insane Imagine paying $60000 for headphones that still have the same build quality of a $100 headset
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speaking of The Evil Within, i know it's impossible or incredibly unlikely because of dev times, but holy goddamn does TEW play almost identical to The Last of Us; the upgrade system, crafting/traps, the "stun bottle" tactic, the general focus on large arenas where you sneak around, there's even a chapter late in TEW that looks like a Last of Us level. probably why TEW is one of my new favorite games
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I'm A-Okay with creating novelty goods that only truly wealthy people with too much free time like Kim Dotcom can afford. Was it Saint's Row IV that had a $100,000 car edition?
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precision posted:speaking of The Evil Within, i know it's impossible or incredibly unlikely because of dev times, but holy goddamn does TEW play almost identical to The Last of Us; the upgrade system, crafting/traps, the "stun bottle" tactic, the general focus on large arenas where you sneak around, there's even a chapter late in TEW that looks like a Last of Us level. The second game is even more like it! It made me happy too! 
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does anyone actually like assassin's creed that much I mean I know people play it because it's got TV ads but do big devoted Assassin's Creed Fans exist
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Oct 17, 2017 22:57
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Set a Hitman at a gaming convention so there are several other Agent 47s running around
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tap my mountain posted:Imagine paying $60000 for headphones that still have the same build quality of a $100 headset Imagine paying another $14,000 for a bronze bust of Ubi's memorable new protagonist so you have a place to put that headset.
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lets hang out posted:does anyone actually like assassin's creed that much It wouldn't be a (mostly) yearly franchise if people didn't like it. Although Syndicate underperformed so the series is on the ropes. If Origins tanks they'll probably do some EA levels of restructuring.
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lets hang out posted:does anyone actually like assassin's creed that much I literally see people with AssCreed tattoos and bumper stickers almost every single day. It's huge, or at least, it certainly was huge before they put out the Bad Games (3 and Unity, arguably others). It's also a fairly unique game in a lot of ways. The amount of real life lore they put in is honestly impressive, even if most of its fans probably never read it. In some of the games the basic gameplay loop is crazy addictive (Black Flag, Syndicate). So yeah it's pretty big.
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FirstAidKite posted:Hey everybody, since we're talking about mediocre games that you like/don't like, I thought maybe I'd ask a question. Freedom Force
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Was Dante's Inferno a good game? Because remembering it thanks to the Visceral news I realize I know about almost everything surrounding the game with the exception of the game itself. Like how everyone was confused what exactly the marketing strategy for the game was.
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Gonna x-post this game for the third time tonight lol because it really impressed me. Eat Me is a creepy text adventure that just came out where basically your only means of interacting with the world is eating stuff. It's free, short, and you can play it in your browser at the link -- there's no explicit blood and gore, everything you do is narrated in a well-written, flowery, fairy-tale style which only serves to make everything even more surreal. Really good spooky Halloween season stuff.
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Viewtiful Jew posted:Was Dante's Inferno a good game? Because remembering it thanks to the Visceral news I realize I know about almost everything surrounding the game with the exception of the game itself. was that the utterly generic and instantly forgotten beat em up knock off of god of war? because i think the verdict was: utterly generic and instantly forgotten beat em up knock off of god of war
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Cowcaster posted:was that the utterly generic and instantly forgotten beat em up knock off of god of war? because i think the verdict was: utterly generic and instantly forgotten beat em up knock off of god of war Yes and also I remembered another thing about it. Cleopatra was a boss and she was giant monster who summoned demon babies from her nipples to fight you.
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Didn't the marketing team for Dante's Inferno do a bunch of stupid poo poo? Like... hiring people to pretend to be christian protesters, and sending reviewers boxes of meat or something?
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Viewtiful Jew posted:Yes and also I remembered another thing about it. Cleopatra was a boss and she was giant monster who summoned demon babies from her nipples to fight you. well reading that maybe they time stole DmC's schtick. call the time cops
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Olive! posted:Didn't the marketing team for Dante's Inferno do a bunch of stupid poo poo? Like... hiring people to pretend to be christian protesters, and sending reviewers boxes of meat or something?
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Olive! posted:Didn't the marketing team for Dante's Inferno do a bunch of stupid poo poo? Like... hiring people to pretend to be christian protesters, and sending reviewers boxes of meat or something? They also sent reviewers money "for the sin of Greed"
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Oh sorry the raw meat was for Bulletstorm
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One good thing I'll say about Torchlight 2 is that it lets you be a mage with a shotgun. There's no real benefit to doing it, but I appreciate the thought because gun mages are cool.
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Olive! posted:Didn't the marketing team for Dante's Inferno do a bunch of stupid poo poo? Like... hiring people to pretend to be christian protesters, and sending reviewers boxes of meat or something? This was during an era where EA wanted their studios to be specialized in certain genres and have a sense of individuality. So EA Redwood Shores got renamed Visceral games and marketing gurus got no oversight in trying to appeal to hip young audiences. Hence, the 'your mom hates Dead Space' and the fake Christian protest for Dante's Inferno. Also, DICE got to be the wacky Swedish developer.
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EA realized that giving their studios identities was allowing power to decentralize and gave their labor force identities. This is the Counter-Reformation
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Honestly this is one of my most hated video games of all time. Its one thing to make a generic hack n slash, but dragging someone else's literary work through the muck to do it rubs me the wrong way.
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it is the pride and prejudice and zombies of video games
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Someone should take that Walden game someone made and add in some Doom monsters as a mod.
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fun fact: dante's inferno ends with a TO BE CONTINUED message
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corn in the bible posted:fun fact: dante's inferno ends with a TO BE CONTINUED message
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I remember seeing just the very beginning of the animated version of that game and it had the main character jumping onto charon's boat and just murdering him before he even did anything and my thoughts were just "oh c'mon dude charon's not even a bad guy he's just doing his job as a boat man" I wouldn't mind seeing more faithful adaptations of the divine comedy in game format even though they'd mainly just turn out to be adventure games/walking simulators where your buddy takes you on a guided tour where you get to see all your least favorite people are burning in hell and all your favorite people are off in heaven or, at least, climbing purgatory
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