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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


I mean they're not even friends

that's like the cop from the Cookie Crisp box being "friends forever" with the crook from the Cookie Crisp box

can't happen

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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Pastry of the Year posted:

I mean they're not even friends

that's like the cop from the Cookie Crisp box being "friends forever" with the crook from the Cookie Crisp box

can't happen

I think that the idea is that wiping is like the paper and poo getting married.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Heath posted:

Imagine spending weeks at the gym lifting just to gently caress up your arm with that

After current revelations in the ISOM thread, I can be too down on a man that chooses to celebrate that he wipes his rear end.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

there wolf posted:

After current revelations in the ISOM thread, I can be too down on a man that chooses to celebrate that he wipes his rear end.

What? When is not wiping rear end a thing?

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

What? When is not wiping rear end a thing?

LawfulWaffle posted:

More on the "men can't poop right" vein

https://twitter.com/keithcalder/status/918598272243126272

My favorite is the last one asking for advice on Reddit. Like, loving hell girl, tell him to wipe his poo poo hole or leave. Imagine spending the rest of your life with someone who can't properly clean their rear end because you didn't get enough Redditors to tell you what to do.

I'll just ad that I read a feminist essay about homophobia an toxic masculinity that started with an anecdote about this and thought it had to be stdh. Now I'm not so sure.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

No picture because real life. A guy had the first joint of each finger next to the knuckle tattoed with black fuzzy blobs except the ring fingers, which extended as thick black lines from his finger up his arms to his elbows. The black was all mega faded and patchy.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




https://www.instagram.com/p/BaZUzjil3Og/

Technically good, but phreow...

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
drat that is really well done. But Pokemon lol

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Also Charizard is some basic boring pick.

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

there wolf posted:

I read a feminist essay about homophobia an toxic masculinity

Why?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


oh my god

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

thatPreacherpanel.jpg

We have this now :preacher:

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

From the same IG, and same category:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BaX40WSlokT/

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Thursday Next
Jan 11, 2004

FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.

Scathach posted:

Oh boy, my roommate just decided he's going to get the words "eleven eleven" under one eye with a friend of his. Third friend already has it, but he's also not a skinny pale kid with blonde hair that wears hoodies all the time. My friend is gonna look like a meth dealer.

What are the chances someone thinks he's part of the white supremacist 211 gang? I will absolutely take pictures and gleefully post them.

Do you depend on your roommate to pay part of the rent? Because, uh...

Thursday Next
Jan 11, 2004

FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.

Sentient Data posted:

Um... I hope he gets re-tested, doesn't hiv need around 6mo to gestate and appear as positive or something like that?

The article literally states that he is planning to get re-tested since he's aware of that.

Also, he's an idiot - but not necessarily for the "tattoo". Trying a bunch of home remedies to remove the tattoo has literally permanently disfigured his arm. He apparently tried everything up to and including rubbing salt in the fresh wound and pouring alcohol over it. Shockingly, he now is the proud owner of a large white circle of scar tissue, instead of a thin, shaky black line that could easily be lasered off.

What a douche.

artichoke
Sep 29, 2003

delirium tremens and caffeine
Gravy Boat 2k
From one of my former students:



I liked the girl but drat she made some poor life choices.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
It's amazingly readable once you un-mirror it.

Still poo poo though.

Blendy
Jun 18, 2007

She thinks I'm a haughty!

It reads "The Last Laugh Is Mine" for people that don't want to bother to un-mirror it.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Thursday Next posted:

Do you depend on your roommate to pay part of the rent? Because, uh...

Luckily we can do it without him. He did come up to me very sheepishly and say he had decided against a facial tattoo and wanted a hand tattoo instead.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Maybe it's a reference to the Good Witch of the North. :v:

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Heath posted:

Imagine spending weeks at the gym lifting just to gently caress up your arm with that

"weeks"?!? Hey everyone this jerk doesnt work out!!!!!

CordlessPen
Jan 8, 2004

I told you so...

She'll be red in the face when the witch does kill her.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
She's just saying her personal trainer is a Pagan.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

I mean, it’s a pretty agreeable emotion, so...

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
hoo boy. Completely unironic, reposted to a facebook rageposting group as a "what the gently caress I am ashamed to know this person". The comments on the original are almost completely blissfully naive about the...uh...I hesitate to use the word "quality"


Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 27 hours!
Why on earth would you use that phrase.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Lazy cloud outline or or lazy deformed bats?

At least it's spelled correctly.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

whypick1 posted:

Lazy cloud outline or or lazy deformed bats?

Exactly what I was thinking

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Zaphod42 posted:

Exactly what I was thinking

Hopefully without that extra "or" I put in there for some reason :v:


You could maybe save it by crossing out "n Awesome" and scribbling in "Forgiving"...

...although "a" and "an" should never be capitalized in the middle of a sentence regardless :argh:

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




NWS
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bazt9KrFXMW/

Technically well done but... why :confused:

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

Apparently it's a coverup, so who knows what lurked beneath.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




https://www.instagram.com/p/BawmoK8Frz3/

:suicide:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Because daddy never loved you

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



The line work looks pretty clean, at least.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 27 hours!

Abandon all hope, you who enter here

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Looks like someone didn't have any friends growing up.

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