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 dick's rear end in a top hat. Witchazel pads are your friend.
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I only wipe my rear end with atropa belladonna
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Soodonim posted:Just sent a few bones via PayPal. Sorry if I misremember, but you can access those funds with your debit card right? Not seeing it, usually it shows instantly so I'm just checking if you used the correct email address. Otherwise it's getting dark and cold so I'm just going to start heading back to the trailer. I'd Pm you but you don't have plat
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Oct 18, 2017 01:05
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Hoping it's not too late (it probably is), but attempted to bone some throws also. No goin' hungry round these parts.
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Oct 18, 2017 01:22
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Lmao
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Oct 18, 2017 01:27
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DICK DICER posted:Lmao You drank straight from the bottle, didn't you?
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El Jebus posted:You drank straight from the bottle, didn't you? Butt chugged it.
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El Jebus posted:You drank straight from the bottle, didn't you? 
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DJDaddo is gonna find you dead in the morning.
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Fermented Tinal posted:DJDaddo is gonna find you dead in the morning. From assphyxiation?
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Oct 18, 2017 01:46
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No, he's going to find a puddle with your clothes slowly dissolving into it.
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Oct 18, 2017 01:49
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Fermented Tinal posted:No, he's going to find a puddle with your clothes slowly dissolving into it. 
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Oct 18, 2017 01:56
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That is the perfect shirt for this scenario.
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Oct 18, 2017 02:02
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Well, if there were any demons in you, they've done gone and hosed off elsewhere where it's cooler.
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I just chased a rabbit around the field trying to pee on it What have I become
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Oct 18, 2017 04:51
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You're becoming florida man incarnate a bit early. 
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Oct 18, 2017 04:58
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Cop Porn Popper posted:You're becoming florida man incarnate a bit early. DECEMBER 17, 2017: 14 INCH DICK becomes the 46th Governor of Florida. Rick Scott lets him have it; later he explains that during a fundraiser, Scott looked into DICK's eyes and saw the beast inside. DECEMBER 18, 2017: Wasting no time, 14 INCH DICK, under an Executive Emergency Order normally intended for use in wartime, converts all available industrial capacity within the state of Florida to manufacturing of Panther Piss. DECEMBER 19, 2017: The singularity.
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AUGUST 4, 2018: Hurricane Sherman crosses the Florida peninsula, becoming the first of what will be later declared Death Storms. Picking up millions of gallons of Panther Piss from the Florida wastes, the storm is ignited by a stray spark. The miles-wide flame filled conflagration then turns due north for Atlanta. When reached for comment in his rolling command center in the storm's eye, Florida's Governor was quoted as saying, "I AM AWAITED IN VALHALLA" before biting the reporter's nose off and throwing it to a cheering crowd.
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Oct 18, 2017 05:18
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.....those that survived the nuclear fire called it Judgment Dave
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Fermented Tinal posted:No, he's going to find a puddle with your clothes slowly dissolving into it. assetone
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Liquid Communism posted:AUGUST 4, 2018: Hurricane
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Re: waking up in sleeping bags after a cold night: It's one of those things where you experience it and it's there forever, gross humid breath one moment and then you taste clean not-sleeping-bag air that's cold as gently caress, and it basically imprints forever. spookykid fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Oct 18, 2017 |
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Seat Safety Switch posted:DECEMBER 17, 2017: 14 INCH DICK becomes the 46th Governor of Florida. Rick Scott lets him have it; later he explains that during a fundraiser, Scott looked into DICK's eyes and saw the beast inside. This sounds like a pleasant change from Governor Bat Boy Voldemort.
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Cant be worse than Mobile Penis Man: Scott
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Mayor of Valentine is the perfect step on your way to Governor of Florida.
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The mayor was student body president at the U. of Nebraska-Lincoln (voter turnout for those elections is south of 10%) when I was there. Kind of a tool, if you can believe it. I'm all for Dave establishing residency and running against him.
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Residency has been established. 30 days and you can get a NE id card. (What is causing the drivers licenses to be none existent? ) I assume that is a long term goal being able to drive a murder truck sometime in the future. When did he step off the bus?
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DICK DICER posted:Lmao What hot sauce is that? I have a coworker who would be interested.
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Elephanthead posted:Residency has been established. 30 days and you can get a NE id card. (What is causing the drivers licenses to be none existent? ) I assume that is a long term goal being able to drive a murder truck sometime in the future. When did he step off the bus? Like Sept 6 or 7. I paid for an ID card in Seattle that hasn't shown up. Proper license is a couple grand in overdue fees an unpaid tickets at this point. That'll come once I start getting permanently established somewhere. In town now seeing about ordering brake lines in the proper thread pitch. And my as discovered fixed stove line  Darchangel posted:What hot sauce is that? I have a coworker who would be interested. Dave's Insanity sauce 
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Oct 18, 2017 16:56
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They have Dave's Temporary Insanity and Dave's Total Insanity both labeled as 9/10 at my local Firehouse Subs. I was globbing Temporary Insanity all over poo poo so I figured I'd try a strip of Total Insanity. I ugly cried.
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Oct 18, 2017 17:07
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Hm, the Napa lines are marked 7/16×20 but match Prontos 7/16×24
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The guy from the superspeeders youtube channel said that when guys lost their license on those road trips they could still get a California license because they didn't check other states or something. That may not be true any more but it could be worth looking into.
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Oct 18, 2017 17:32
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I just destroyed one of my balls thinking I was clipped both feet and putting the hammer down to cross at a street light and managed to skip one foot off the pedal and smash into the cross bar crotch first in front of everyone waiting at the light
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Oct 18, 2017 17:32
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just lol at chugging daves insanity, i use like a few drops in a batch of chili maybe
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Adiabatic posted:They have Dave's Temporary Insanity and Dave's Total Insanity both labeled as 9/10 at my local Firehouse Subs. I was globbing Temporary Insanity all over poo poo so I figured I'd try a strip of Total Insanity. I think they have even hotter than total insanity. I think ultimate insanity is the hottest. I did something similar with mad dog 357 at Firehouse subs. I don't think I tasted anything for 15 minutes.
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The real problem with Dave's Insanity Sauce is not that it's hot (it is, though), but in that it tastes like complete unadulterated rear end. I like good flavors, and those could be hot or mild. I don't like sauces just for the sake of heat.
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Krakkles posted:The real problem with Dave's Insanity Sauce is not that it's hot (it is, though), but in that it tastes like complete unadulterated rear end. yeah this is completely true i use it occasionally just to ramp the heat level up in combination with lamer but more flavorful hot stuff
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This https://www.hotsauce.com/Orange-Krush-The-Habanero-Sauce-p/1899.htm is one of my favorite hot sauces. Plenty hot but with a hell of a good flavor too. Also it has the same name of a strain of  so nice.I have a bottle of Dave's Insanity Sauce (new thread title) but don't really use it that much tbh.
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Add in also zipping the tip but I did not scream
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... its kush dude. not that i inject pot but 
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