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fruit on the bottom posted:“Pick you didn’t eat your vegetables so now you get to choose which prisoner dies.” You do remember that they did this for stuffed animals,right? I've posted about that in the past. I had to select which should be burned. They also sent me to catholic school.
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Pick posted:You do remember that they did this for stuffed animals,right? I've posted about that in the past. I had to select which should be burned. They also sent me to catholic school. I really want to picture them tying two stuffed animals to pyres, holding a torch and screaming at young Pick to choose
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# ? Oct 18, 2017 23:08 |
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Pick posted:You do remember that they did this for stuffed animals,right? I've posted about that in the past. I had to select which should be burned. They also sent me to catholic school. Oh poo poo I forgot about that. They really did go all Sophie’s choice on you. That’s like cartoonishly evil. E: the Catholic school I mean.
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# ? Oct 18, 2017 23:13 |
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Blade Runner posted:Boyfriend is a whiny idiot, but also it's blatantly obvious that boyfriend was a hundred percent right about being worried and uncomfortable, considering she hosed the guy as soon as they broke up. Anyway, both are idiots, shove it into the giant pile. Uh, no, unless the OP is really badly mischaracterizing the "breakup" her ex is a hundred percent wrong. "My SO might sleep with someone else if I break up with them, verbally abuse them, repeatedly tell them I've got zero interest in them and just in general not only burn down that bridge but also bomb the rubble until it's unrecognizable, so they should cut them out of their life" is not a reasonable or sane boundary to have in a relationship.
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# ? Oct 18, 2017 23:13 |
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Blade Runner posted:I really want to picture them tying two stuffed animals to pyres, holding a torch and screaming at young Pick to choose Stove.
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# ? Oct 18, 2017 23:28 |
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Straight White Shark posted:Uh, no, unless the OP is really badly mischaracterizing the "breakup" her ex is a hundred percent wrong. "My SO might sleep with someone else if I break up with them, verbally abuse them, repeatedly tell them I've got zero interest in them and just in general not only burn down that bridge but also bomb the rubble until it's unrecognizable, so they should cut them out of their life" is not a reasonable or sane boundary to have in a relationship. It's not reasonable or sane, the boyfriend is not reasonable or sane. He is, in fact, a moron who got owned. However, she also hosed the dude the second her boyfriend broke up with her, so yeah, she was obviously interested in him.
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# ? Oct 18, 2017 23:32 |
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Pick posted:Stove. You should have burnt the house down.
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# ? Oct 18, 2017 23:33 |
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This dweeb needs to loosen up I (30m) was asked to wear a costume I'm not comfortable with at work. I don't know what to do quote:Well, first, I don't know if this is the right place to ask this but I'm not sure if this is the right place to ask this, but I would like some advice on the matter. Please tell me The costume that has him so uncomfortable: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgAsNtmlQJU
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# ? Oct 18, 2017 23:35 |
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Pick posted:Stove. you're going to break the stove you insolent child TO THE CHOKEY
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# ? Oct 18, 2017 23:36 |
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Pick that is very terrible and I’m sorry your parents pulled poo poo like that on your developing child brain. If you ever choose to have kids I’m sure you will be a much better parent simply by virtue of not forcing them to reenact Saw. I [28F] don't know how to tell my boyfriend [42M] that I am married to another man [34M] quote:I have been married for 4 years and have 2 kids, one is an infant and one is 3 years old.
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# ? Oct 18, 2017 23:38 |
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Pick posted:You do remember that they did this for stuffed animals,right? I've posted about that in the past. I had to select which should be burned. They also sent me to catholic school. Sorry that happened to you.
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fruit on the bottom posted:Pick that is very terrible and I’m sorry your parents pulled poo poo like that on your developing child brain. If you ever choose to have kids I’m sure you will be a much better parent simply by virtue of not forcing them to reenact Saw. Doing the right thing seems totally outside your wheelhouse so tell him youre pregnant and its his.
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# ? Oct 18, 2017 23:40 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:I [28F] don't know how to tell my boyfriend [42M] that I am married to another man [34M]
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# ? Oct 18, 2017 23:42 |
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My (21F) boyfriend (22M) has a huge problem about me working at a club. Help?quote:Throwaway for obvious reasons.
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fruit on the bottom posted:Pick that is very terrible and I’m sorry your parents pulled poo poo like that on your developing child brain. If you ever choose to have kids I’m sure you will be a much better parent simply by virtue of not forcing them to reenact Saw. Convince him that you're actually your evil (or, more likely for you, good) twin, as it is obvious you live in a Spanish soap opera
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# ? Oct 18, 2017 23:46 |
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Palpek posted:Lol at using "boyfriend" after having sex once. i once made a comment to some dude in grad school i wished i could find a girlfriend he was like dude i live in your apartment complex you have had like, 5 girlfriends turns out he thinks anyone you go on a date with is a former girlfriend
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Haifisch posted:My (21F) boyfriend (22M) has a huge problem about me working at a club. Help? cool, a dumbfuck sheltered rich white boy is going to drive off his hot smart black girlfriend by being a condescending rear end. guarantee he's going to use this to justify his heel turn in ten years when he drops his faux leftism to become the upper crust dick he was born to be
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maskenfreiheit posted:i once made a comment to some dude in grad school i wished i could find a girlfriend This is sad for someone in grad school but would be adorable for someone younger
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I guess Halloween's coming: My date [21/F] has turned out to be a creepy stalker. quote:Last week, I went on a blind date. My friends set me up with this girl that they knew from work and our first date was out first time seeing each other. We just did a simple outing of going to a movie and getting some ice cream afterwards and it was a fun time. We got to know each other and there was nothing about her that seemed off or out of the ordinary. She even texted me after the date and said that she can't wait to go on another date, and I was also looking forward to seeing her again.
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Bobby Digital posted:This is sad for someone in grad school but would be adorable for someone younger he looked at me like i was an idiot and said: "a girlfriend is somone you dated. you went on a date with all these girls."
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# ? Oct 18, 2017 23:59 |
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Palpek posted:I guess Halloween's coming: the only way to deal with a stalker is to outcrazy her. wave around a revolver and talk about how you keep a shovel and garbage bags in your trunk
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# ? Oct 19, 2017 00:01 |
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Aw she sounds cUte
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# ? Oct 19, 2017 00:01 |
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Is it worth it to hit on random women if you have specific dating preferences? (self.dating)quote:So I have the disadvantage of having some unpopular preferences when it comes to women. Also I'd like to add I am not interested anymore in dating just for the sake of dating. I am wanting to find my life partner if at all possible. I also meet all this criteria and I am attractive. I've had 9/10 girlfriends. Although I've been on a long painful dry spell.
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# ? Oct 19, 2017 00:04 |
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Going on a blind date with someone is a lot like dumpster diving, to get into the trash you have to be the trash.
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# ? Oct 19, 2017 00:04 |
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How do I (28M) convince my wife (30F) to let me drink again? She thinks I used to be an alcoholic and I kind of just went along with it. But I never had a serious problem, and I've been drinking occasionally recently with no problem. How do I talk to her about this?Relationshipsquote:I used to sort of be a party kid when I met my wife. Like, I used to go out to clubs, raves, festivals, bars etc 2-3 times a week and drink and do drugs and poo poo. When I met my wife, she was really against that, and she hated partying in general. I told her I would quit drinking (which I sort of did naturally either way) and that those partying days were behind me. I remember she started saying that I used to be an alcoholic, and how thankful she was I got over my addiction. I didn't wanna be like... I was never an alcoholic, because in some ways I totally was, like I was drinking 3 times a week and poo poo. But I was also 22 years old. In other words, while I was drinking a ton, I never felt I was addicted to it. My wife never had that nuance, alcoholism was a deadset thing for her.
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# ? Oct 19, 2017 00:09 |
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Dude, if she finds out you were never an alcoholic she'll have to leave you to find a real one.
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# ? Oct 19, 2017 00:15 |
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Blade Runner posted:It's not reasonable or sane, the boyfriend is not reasonable or sane. He is, in fact, a moron who got owned. However, she also hosed the dude the second her boyfriend broke up with her, so yeah, she was obviously interested in him. Sure, but until he unilaterally broke up with her the fact that she might be interested in her friend wasn't really especially relevant to anything. Being in a relationship doesn't magically make all your interest in other people go away forever and if you can't cope with that fact you shouldn't be in a relationship; she was honest enough to realize that she needed to establish appropriate boundaries with her friend, and did. That's about all you can reasonably ask for.
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Straight White Shark posted:Sure, but until he unilaterally broke up with her the fact that she might be interested in her friend wasn't really especially relevant to anything. Being in a relationship doesn't magically make all your interest in other people go away forever and if you can't cope with that fact you shouldn't be in a relationship; she was honest enough to realize that she needed to establish appropriate boundaries with her friend, and did. That's about all you can reasonably ask for. Perhaps the boyfriend had a problem with the friendship because he felt that Adam was the kind of friend she'd have sex with if he wasn't in the picture, and it turns out that was indeed the case. Great job keeping the standby on standby during the relationship, maybe the fact that she had a standby ready to go was the concern.
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LadyPictureShow posted:This dweeb needs to loosen up "The Office Halloween party is coming soon! We've chosen the theme, and the costumes and roles. You're the fat annoying kid. No, you don't get to pick someone else." If it actually bothers him, he should just put his foot down and say he's coming as something else or not at all. Ie, grow a spine.
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# ? Oct 19, 2017 00:33 |
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Every since I [19F] started university, all my values/beliefs have changed and I feel really conflicted/guiltyquote:I'm not really sure what advice I'm looking for here but ever since I started university my beliefs have changed. In a sense, I’m happy that they have. I’m more open minded and accepting. I'm always glad to see that the leftist/SJW brainwashing program is still going on strong. maskenfreiheit posted:Is it worth it to hit on random women if you have specific dating preferences? (self.dating) Between the potential high-maintenance and love of gardening I think we found a new bf for Pick.
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# ? Oct 19, 2017 00:43 |
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I crunched the numbers and there's one third of a woman meeting that guy's criteria in his state.
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# ? Oct 19, 2017 00:48 |
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Am I screwed here?(self.legaladvice)OP posted:A couple weeks ago my daughter had a sleep over with a few of her 17/18 year old friends. They came over and hung out, watched movies, went in the hot tub, etc. A redditor posted:Don't talk to her or the police, and hire a criminal defense attorney immediately. You're gonna need one. You may also want to hire a divorce attorney as well, since you may need one of those too. A redditor posted:Why are you posting your intent to commit perjury on the internet? Get a lawyer, yesterday
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# ? Oct 19, 2017 00:53 |
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HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW???
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# ? Oct 19, 2017 00:57 |
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Black out drunk? I mean I'm pretty sure the evidence would still be there somehow. Sounds like blackmail to me. Like the kid knows she's got the dude one way or another, furnishing alcohol to a minor, or sex with a minor. Surprised she isn't trying to get money outta the dude, unless I missed that part when I skimmed over it.
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# ? Oct 19, 2017 01:16 |
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Who What Now posted:You should have burnt the house down. I still keep a lot of my assets there since it's more secure. Also I'm good friends with my parents .
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maskenfreiheit posted:Is it worth it to hit on random women if you have specific dating preferences? (self.dating) I meet all of his qualifications. this does not please me. also "1/9 women are interested in dating me" hmmmm
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# ? Oct 19, 2017 01:30 |
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Pick posted:I still keep a lot of my assets there since it's more secure. Also I'm good friends with my parents . How often do they force you to destroy some of those assets these days? One item every time you visit, I'd guess.
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# ? Oct 19, 2017 01:32 |
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Who What Now posted:How often do they force you to destroy some of those assets these days? One item every time you visit, I'd guess. They're constantly trying to get me to liquidate the only collection of mine I really, deeply care about (taxidermy). Luckily they can't identify most of it so they can't resell most of it themselves.
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# ? Oct 19, 2017 01:33 |
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Liquidate? So they make you dip it in caustic solution? Jesus Christ, that really escalated.
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# ? Oct 19, 2017 01:34 |
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Pick posted:They're constantly trying to get me to liquidate the only collection of mine I really, deeply care about (taxidermy). Luckily they can't identify most of it so they can't resell most of it themselves. You live with your parents and have a taxidermy collection?
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