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We've made it to the end, y'all. Whatever happens next, it's been a wild ride. Let's send it off in style with what I hear was an absolutely insane ending to Ultima Lucha Tres. Matanza vs. Dragon Azteca Jr. in a steel cage, which will probably involve Azteca literally getting thrown into outer space Mil Muertes vs. Cage vs. Jeremiah Crane, which will definitely involve Crane shoot kicking people as hard as possible. Winner gets the Infinity Gauntlet. Johhny Mundo vs. Prince Puma Title vs. Career. In a fitting bit of symbolism, LU's first-ever main event is also its last. It's Ricochet and Morrison, you know it's gonna be great. Also probably gonna be a ton of story stuff/plot twists/reveals because they have two hours and only three matches. Will we ever find out who put those rubber spiders in Sexy Star's locker? WHO KNOWS!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4
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Azteca STARTS the match with a moonsault off the cage. Somewhere Jim Cornette is twitching.
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Wow, so the reason the show is ending is because Matanza just legit killed Dragon Azteca Jr
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We've now reached the point in the match where Matanza is basically a cat just idly playing with the corpse of a mouse it killed 5 minutes earlier.
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Oct 19, 2017 01:18
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Actually I think you'll find Matanza can only win with interference
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Ahahaha Black Lotus' storyline ends with her belatedly figuring out Dario lied to her, then Dario laughing in her face as Matanza kills her 
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Oct 19, 2017 01:21
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I'd forgotten about Black Lotus.
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Oct 19, 2017 01:22
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This is the best Mean Guy Match
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Oct 19, 2017 01:35
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Holy poo poo Crane's busted open good
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Oct 19, 2017 01:37
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So, what did I miss? 
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ahhhh gently caress ow what
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Writer Cath posted:So, what did I miss? Matanza playing with Dragon Azteca Jr's corpse, and Black Lotus' storyline ending with her brutal death while Dario laughed in her face.
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Oct 19, 2017 01:43
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Jesus Christ that table spot 
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Oct 19, 2017 01:44
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Jerusalem posted:Matanza playing with Dragon Azteca Jr's corpse, and Black Lotus' storyline ending with her brutal death while Dario laughed in her face. Black Lotus died? How?
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Writer Cath posted:Black Lotus died? How? Probably not actually dead, but Matanza hit his finisher on her in the ring and Dario laughed in her unconscious face.
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Writer Cath posted:Black Lotus died? How? She didn't die. Matanza slammed her after Dario fessed up to lying about Dragon Azteca's death. And then he laaaaaaughed, and laaaaaaughed, and laaaaaaughed.
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AKA Driver posted:She didn't die. Matanza slammed her after Dario fessed up to lying about Dragon Azteca's death. And then he laaaaaaughed, and laaaaaaughed, and laaaaaaughed. And there's no more LU after this, so for all intents and purposes, she's dead and her parents remain unavenged.
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Oct 19, 2017 01:49
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That Muertes power slam would make Orton proud. I love a pretty power slam.
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Oct 19, 2017 01:49
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THAT CAGE FLYING ELBOW 
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AKA Driver posted:She didn't die. Matanza slammed her after Dario fessed up to lying about Dragon Azteca's death. And then he laaaaaaughed, and laaaaaaughed, and laaaaaaughed. What a dick.
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Oh poo poo, Mil Muertes is basically Thanos now
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Oct 19, 2017 01:51
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Oh hell yes
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HOLY gently caress KING CUERNO!
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Oct 19, 2017 01:53
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poo poo now I'm really sad there won't be a new season
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Benne posted:poo poo now I'm really sad there won't be a new season I was so sad Cuerno disappeared from the show, though he probably peaked when he had Mil's corpse on display in his trophy room 
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Benne posted:poo poo now I'm really sad there won't be a new season Oh, goodness. Just you wait, friend.
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Yesssss we get to see the documentary
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Oct 19, 2017 01:57
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Johnny Mundo: Bad Actor is such a great character.
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Oct 19, 2017 01:57
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This is the new greatest moment in LU history
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Oct 19, 2017 02:02
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I'm going to enjoy this version of Ricochet before he goes to WWE and sits in chinlocks for the rest of his career
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Oct 19, 2017 02:15
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RIP referee, I think he is the 4th or 5th death so far this show.
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Oct 19, 2017 02:19
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HELL YEAH ANGELICO
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Oct 19, 2017 02:21
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ahahah what the gently caress
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Oct 19, 2017 02:21
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HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT
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What the gently caress!!?!?!
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YAY
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Prince Puma  But.... the show isn't over.... 
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