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a dingus
Mar 22, 2008

Rhetorical questions only
Fun Shoe
I never thought wagons could be so drat cool. Theyre coming back and we're all going to wondering why we junked em.

Put some big tires on it and use it as a camper.

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SUSE Creamcheese
Apr 11, 2007
speaking of wagons, hopefully one didn't die to create this...thing:

https://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/d/1982-mercury-lynx-truck/6327285324.html





Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

zundfolge posted:

speaking of wagons, hopefully one didn't die to create this...thing:

https://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/d/1982-mercury-lynx-truck/6327285324.html







Ah, early '80s Lynx. Blow the horn by pushing in on the turn signal, because Ford hadn't yet figured out how to put both an air bag and a horn switch in the hub of the steering wheel.

MY INEVITABLE DEBT
Apr 21, 2011
I am lonely and spend most of my time on 4Chan talking about the superiority of BBC porn.
https://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cto/d/1973-saab-sonnett-sports-car/6349918790.html



it all seems real normal and fine until you get to his contact info...

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:

https://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cto/d/1973-saab-sonnett-sports-car/6349918790.html



it all seems real normal and fine until you get to his contact info...

Well you can’t own a car like that and not be a little eccentric

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

Deteriorata posted:

Ah, early '80s Lynx. Blow the horn by pushing in on the turn signal, because Ford hadn't yet figured out how to put both an air bag and a horn switch in the hub of the steering wheel.

That may have been a parts bin thing. Old brit fords like escorts and cortinas had the horn on the turn signal too, way before airbags.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

julian assflange posted:

Well you can’t own a car like that and not be a little eccentric

Gunna need that dude to produce a birth certificate before I'd consider buying. :colbert:

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
man, i knew he was kind of a lame avenger but geez. I guess they dont get paid well.

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Fo3 posted:

That may have been a parts bin thing. Old brit fords like escorts and cortinas had the horn on the turn signal too, way before airbags.

Yea I had an 84 Renault that was like that too.

Kramdar
Jun 21, 2005

Radmark says....Worship Kramdar
And my 84 Town car. That was fun figuring it out.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Deteriorata posted:

Ah, early '80s Lynx. Blow the horn by pushing in on the turn signal, because Ford hadn't yet figured out how to put both an air bag and a horn switch in the hub of the steering wheel.

There's no airbag in that steering wheel.
Pretty much all the Fords of the era did it, and I'm not sure why.

sneakyfrog posted:

man, i knew he was kind of a lame avenger but geez. I guess they dont get paid well.

I thought he was a surgeon in the Korean war?

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Darchangel posted:

I thought he was a surgeon in the Korean war?

:shrug: i dunno just seemed kinda lame in the movies but ey you most likely know better than i

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
Shame on you for not getting that reference. :corsair:

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Dagen H posted:

Shame on you for not getting that reference. :corsair:


:smithfrog:

i feel duly shamed.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Not the one I was looking for, but it'll do:

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Darchangel posted:

Not the one I was looking for, but it'll do:



(sigh)

i should have gotten that.

been like 20 something years since ive seen that show

ThirstyBuck
Nov 6, 2010

Suddenly I'm in the land of $800 E30s.

That still does not change the fact that I have zero space to put another car.

I've always wanted an IX; this would be fun to trash through the winter.





https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cto/d/1989-bmw-325ix-awd/6352693217.html

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



sneakyfrog posted:

(sigh)

i should have gotten that.

been like 20 something years since ive seen that show

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3834562

Remedy that situation!

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

ThirstyBuck posted:

Suddenly I'm in the land of $800 E30s.

That still does not change the fact that I have zero space to put another car.

I've always wanted an IX; this would be fun to trash through the winter.





https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cto/d/1989-bmw-325ix-awd/6352693217.html

I've been down this road. Don't do it. Unless you get a rotisserie and are prepared to deal with subframe rust.

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^

Deteriorata posted:

Ah, early '80s Lynx. Blow the horn by pushing in on the turn signal, because Ford hadn't yet figured out how to put both an air bag and a horn switch in the hub of the steering wheel.

i'm pretty sure that wheel does not have an airbag in it

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

sneakyfrog posted:

been like 20 something years since ive seen that show

You should rewatch it, it aged well. It's easily one of my favourite shows and I rewatch it from time to time.

Also, as much as I love Alda's Hawkeye, Donald Sutherland more perfectly embodied the character.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I'd like to rewatch mash without the laughtrack. Loved it as a kid but there's just too much good new stuff around to go back.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Apparently the DVD releases have it as an option, at least according to that thread. Wonder if any streaming services have it that way.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



There's a version without the laughtrack out there somewhere. Way better. Not sure if it was a DVD release, or a particular channel, or what.

Actual gold?


I have no idea what the prices are like on these, but unless it's 90% bondo and JB-Weld, I would think a 97-year-old car would be worth quite a bit.

Wait, I just noticed the end of it. "Come alone?"

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



22 Eargesplitten posted:

There's a version without the laughtrack out there somewhere. Way better. Not sure if it was a DVD release, or a particular channel, or what.

Actual gold?


I have no idea what the prices are like on these, but unless it's 90% bondo and JB-Weld, I would think a 97-year-old car would be worth quite a bit.

Wait, I just noticed the end of it. "Come alone?"

I assume it was supposed to be “come along”, as in you get the spare parts as part of the deal.

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica

22 Eargesplitten posted:

There's a version without the laughtrack out there somewhere. Way better. Not sure if it was a DVD release, or a particular channel, or what.

Actual gold?


I have no idea what the prices are like on these, but unless it's 90% bondo and JB-Weld, I would think a 97-year-old car would be worth quite a bit.

Wait, I just noticed the end of it. "Come alone?"

I can't remember where exactly, but I read an article last year about how you should be able to get a road worthy T in good condition for around $5k.

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.

22 Eargesplitten posted:

There's a version without the laughtrack out there somewhere. Way better. Not sure if it was a DVD release, or a particular channel, or what.

Actual gold?


I have no idea what the prices are like on these, but unless it's 90% bondo and JB-Weld, I would think a 97-year-old car would be worth quite a bit.

Wait, I just noticed the end of it. "Come alone?"

"Some spare parts. COME ALONE!"

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^

22 Eargesplitten posted:

There's a version without the laughtrack out there somewhere. Way better. Not sure if it was a DVD release, or a particular channel, or what.

Actual gold?


I have no idea what the prices are like on these, but unless it's 90% bondo and JB-Weld, I would think a 97-year-old car would be worth quite a bit.

Wait, I just noticed the end of it. "Come alone?"

Nah, they're not really worth anything because their audience is more or less completely dead/in nursing homes. You can't really drive them anywhere other than a parade.

They're kinda like those Grandpa organs with built in drum machines that have a setting for "Rhumba" or whatever.

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters
I have a 14 model t. It sucks balls lol. Its all original, i got it for free and it took like 20 mins to get it running. They arent worth poo poo but its kinda neat. Real handfull to drive. I dont gently caress with it anymore because a misfire starting will snap your arm like a twig. You are really gambling trying to crank one and it aint fun so there isnt much point in owning one for anything but a display. You could probably put a starter but then you start ruining the novelty of what it is imo.

bennyfactor
Nov 21, 2008

DogonCrook posted:

I dont gently caress with it anymore because a misfire starting will snap your arm like a twig. You are really gambling trying to crank one and it aint fun so there isnt much point in owning one for anything but a display. You could probably put a starter but then you start ruining the novelty of what it is imo.

I've always wondered about crank starters, and maybe I don't really understand the physics of them, but, couldn't you just put the mechanism from a ratchet somewhere between the handle and the engine to prevent this?

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

DogonCrook posted:

I have a 14 model t. It sucks balls lol. Its all original, i got it for free and it took like 20 mins to get it running. They arent worth poo poo but its kinda neat. Real handfull to drive. I dont gently caress with it anymore because a misfire starting will snap your arm like a twig. You are really gambling trying to crank one and it aint fun so there isnt much point in owning one for anything but a display. You could probably put a starter but then you start ruining the novelty of what it is imo.

So apparently people were breaking arms in the 1914's trying to start their models T's? Jesus.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!


Chauffeur's fracture

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters
The biggest cause of them is the timing being too advanced but that was easy to mess up because the timing is a lever on the wheel and you are just kinda going off what its been running at and your gut feel what is gonna get it to fire. Throttle is a lever too so you are walking back and forth trying to get it right so failing to start is exhausting and there is a sort of the tempatation to push it up a bit and welp. Theoretically if you pull up with your left hand and dont wrap your thumb it cant get you but even knowing that that fear is there man lol.

DogonCrook
Apr 24, 2016

I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters

Applebees Appetizer posted:

So apparently people were breaking arms in the 1914's trying to start their models T's? Jesus.

I literally got it because i told my grandfather about it (it was an honest to god old lady barn find) and he was like "thats the one that broke my arm" he was like 8 years old too lol.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

"Hey man, what happened to your wrist?"
'FOOSH'

ThirstyBuck
Nov 6, 2010

Breakfast Feud posted:

I've been down this road. Don't do it. Unless you get a rotisserie and are prepared to deal with subframe rust.

I've got an angle grinder, a sawzall, and a thirst for death.

Thief
Jan 28, 2011

:420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420:

lol





always been half interested in owning a cheap Fiero and came across this during my monthly browsing of funny bodykits

https://baltimore.craigslist.org/cto/d/1986-fiero-gt-price-lowered/6323291813.html

🤔

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

E: reading comprehension

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Octopus Magic posted:

Nah, they're not really worth anything because their audience is more or less completely dead/in nursing homes. You can't really drive them anywhere other than a parade.

They're kinda like those Grandpa organs with built in drum machines that have a setting for "Rhumba" or whatever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l103bj8M21k

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StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter
Owning a Model T is cool and good, and you should all find the time to drive one. It's not a car to daily obviously, but it's more than driving in parades. Take it out of the city and drive up a back road, tootle along at 35-45 and enjoy the scenery and life.

Can't deny that the crew that loves these things is old though, Dad's pushing 70 and is young among his peers.

And don't wrap your thumb around the crank when starting. The crank connection is kind of designed so the motor can't push it hard, it hooks in and the force should push the handle out and allow the motor to spin freely, but things happen pretty quick, and if you're pushing against it, the crank can whack around. I believe good form is to just crank for half of the circle and in a method that pulls it back out away from the motor.

Here's a picture where you can see it, courtesy of my fathers shop. Also pictured, a socket and a wrench he probably thought were lost.

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