Trump Thread II: The man make a tweet

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Agent Burt Macklin: Jul 3, 2003; Macklin, you son of a bitch

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/920835435424899072

Larry David played Bernie on SNL

Ted Cruz is what happens if you put a skin suit on a bunch of Legos.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 15:25

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 01:29

SocketWrench: Jul 8, 2012; by Fritz the Horse

canepazzo posted:

Then goes directly to full-on infowars:

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/920973078296895488

Lol, dunno what's more pathetic. The fact there really is nothing to this and he's trying to drag it across some coals again, or that he's still bashing two people that have nothing to do with politics in any foreseeable time that would affect him in any way.

Well, except that both those people are more popular and successful than he is or will ever be because of his own self

TheScott2K posted:

Honestly, why wouldn't they say poo poo like that?

Because they're pushing back against Trump saying the same thing repeatedly. Same poo poo they've been doing for 30+ years

SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 15:34 on Oct 19, 2017

# ? Oct 19, 2017 15:31

oohhboy: Jun 8, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

biracial bear for uncut posted:

So... The Republican Party?

No, that is a death cult. Any rape is incidental.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 15:39

SocketWrench: Jul 8, 2012; by Fritz the Horse

Willo567 posted:

https://twitter.com/Dalzell60/status/920997151924252672

https://twitter.com/Dalzell60/status/920997917141471232

Cross posting from the Korea thread

Roll of the dice? Please, we all know which way this would go. There is no option to go any other way.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 15:39

Tart Kitty: Dec 17, 2016; Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Kelly posted:

Ted Cruz is what happens if you put a skin suit on a bunch of Legos.

Ted Cruz was the reference model for Krang's android body, albeit with less personality.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 15:41

SocketWrench: Jul 8, 2012; by Fritz the Horse

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeVargas/status/920507354403233793

okay, but like, why IS she wearing giant face covering sunglasses on a clearly rainy day? Did she walk into a door?

Eh, she's just wearing them because Trump is about to sundown for the day and that's when he shines brightest.

I also think she may have "walked into a door"

# ? Oct 19, 2017 15:42

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Solaris 2.0 posted:

Didn't Kissinger have something set up where the military had to go through him first if Nixon gave a launch order? I hope Kelly has something similar set up.

It was Schlesinger

# ? Oct 19, 2017 15:45

CuddleCryptid: Jan 11, 2013; Things could be going better

Can't wait for Japan to get annihilated because Trump dropped a bomb in the DMZ as a show of force.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 15:45

Willo567: Feb 5, 2015; Cheating helped me fail the test and stay on the show.

SocketWrench posted:

Roll of the dice? Please, we all know which way this would go. There is no option to go any other way.

DreamShipWrecked posted:

Can't wait for Japan to get annihilated because Trump dropped a bomb in the DMZ as a show of force.

The original source back-pedaled after posting these tweets, to be fair

# ? Oct 19, 2017 15:47

SocketWrench: Jul 8, 2012; by Fritz the Horse

Dietrich posted:

She's smoking like an ounce a day to put up with all this bullshit.

I'd lay money on snorting lines myself, they have the money for it.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 15:47

RuanGacho: Jun 20, 2002; "You're gunna break it!"

Willo567 posted:

The original source back-pedaled after posting these tweets, to be fair

He deleted them.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 15:47

Zoro: Aug 30, 2017; by Smythe

CascadeBeta posted:

I had a really frustrating discussion with a pair of friends last night about the alt right vs antifa, and whether alt right speech should be allowed under freedom of speech. It was so frustrating because any time I tried to say, you know, these guys have roots/are white supremacists and nazis, the response was just nonsense fear mongering about how well you know antifa wants to kill all the white people so you should rally against both sides.

It was also a lot of handwringing about just what IS hate speech vs speech that causes violence. It seemed like they want to believe only people who explicitly say they want to kill all the blacks/jews/Mexicans are actual white supremacists, but just saying that you hate all black people just makes you a racist and you shouldn't be censored, because where do you draw the line??

I blame Trump entirely for this. He has normalized so much of this racist, hateful bullshit, and we can't have a real conversation about it because the other side is only interested in having the conversation if it allows them to say gently caress all the minorities with no repercussions. gently caress that unbelievable piece of poo poo.

Your friend support white supremacy, you should abandon them and make it clear these are your reasons. poo poo people deserve to die alone.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 15:52

Nucleic Acids: Apr 10, 2007

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/speechboy71/status/920468525847891974
https://twitter.com/DonteStallworth/status/920474422183714816
https://twitter.com/PhilipRucker/status/920479372662005760

I wonder how many stupid people are going to ignore the widow's own confirmation of what Waters said in favor of Shucks' line because Kelly gave permission to mention his dead son or something.

canepazzo posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/920981920787386368

Oh look a sitting president accusing the FBI of treason. Just a thursday morning in 2017 USA.

Since I'm assuming this is the Steele Dossier he's referring to, did that same article from the former Washington Times editor "discredit" this as well?

# ? Oct 19, 2017 15:53

CuddleCryptid: Jan 11, 2013; Things could be going better

Willo567 posted:

The original source back-pedaled after posting these tweets, to be fair

Still a viable future for us.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 15:54

mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

"I wasn't even in that room for that long a period of time."

# ? Oct 19, 2017 15:56

Boris Galerkin: Dec 17, 2011; I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!

CascadeBeta posted:

I had a really frustrating discussion with a pair of friends last night about the alt right vs antifa, and whether alt right speech should be allowed under freedom of speech. It was so frustrating because any time I tried to say, you know, these guys have roots/are white supremacists and nazis, the response was just nonsense fear mongering about how well you know antifa wants to kill all the white people so you should rally against both sides.

It was also a lot of handwringing about just what IS hate speech vs speech that causes violence. It seemed like they want to believe only people who explicitly say they want to kill all the blacks/jews/Mexicans are actual white supremacists, but just saying that you hate all black people just makes you a racist and you shouldn't be censored, because where do you draw the line??

I blame Trump entirely for this. He has normalized so much of this racist, hateful bullshit, and we can't have a real conversation about it because the other side is only interested in having the conversation if it allows them to say gently caress all the minorities with no repercussions. gently caress that unbelievable piece of poo poo.

You already lost the debate before you even began because 1) it was premised on the talking point that antifa:alt left::alight right:nazis which is not the case and also a Nazi talking point, and 2) you and your friends don�t seem to understand free speech, censorship, and the 1st amendment.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 15:56

Owlofcreamcheese: May 22, 2005; Can't post for 9 years!; Buglord

SocketWrench posted:

Eh, she's just wearing them because Trump is about to sundown for the day and that's when he shines brightest.

I also think she may have "walked into a door"

# ? Oct 19, 2017 15:59

Agent Burt Macklin: Jul 3, 2003; Macklin, you son of a bitch

I can say something nice about Donald Trump, and it is that Barron is adorable. I hope he turns out okay. He's got a shot since his dad isn't that involved with him.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:02

Ague Proof: Jun 5, 2014; they told me
I was everything

Wait, does this mean Sarah Huckabee Sanders lied? Imagine my shock.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:03

HappyHippo: Nov 19, 2003; Do you have an Air Miles Card?

In case anyone was under the impression that these companies don't suck

https://twitter.com/ObsoleteDogma/status/921019427658670081

# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:04

John Wick of Dogs: Mar 4, 2017; A real hellraiser

Women celebrities usually wear sunglasses because they are having to deal with flash photography all the time

# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:05

Divot: Dec 23, 2013

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

Barron's got the best t-shirts.

Edit: Goddamn the new newbie av is a bad look.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:06

CuddleCryptid: Jan 11, 2013; Things could be going better

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/921000946204905472

This is where we are at

E. Uni has spent $600,000 just on security so far.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:07

Nate RFB: Jan 17, 2005; Clapping Larry

Divot posted:

Barron's got the best t-shirts.

Edit: Goddamn the new newbie av is a bad look.

Back when the stupid newbie avatars changed for the first time, I made this greasemonkey script because I hate change:

code:

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# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:09

Oxxidation: Jul 22, 2007

DreamShipWrecked posted:

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/921000946204905472

This is where we are at

E. Uni has spent $600,000 just on security so far.

They're also barring reporters from entry without Spencer's approval and barricading their administrative offices against protesting students.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:09

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

Hard not to sound shallow but Barron seems (purely from facial appearance) to be the only male Trump progeny that looks reasonably normal.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:10

TheScott2K: Oct 26, 2003; I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

DandyLion posted:

Hard not to sound shallow but Barron seems (purely from facial appearance) to be the only male Trump progeny that looks reasonably normal.

It's early yet.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:11

HappyHippo: Nov 19, 2003; Do you have an Air Miles Card?

Nate RFB posted:

Back when the stupid newbie avatars changed for the first time, I made this greasemonkey script because I hate change:

code:

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I just adblock them

# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:12

CuddleCryptid: Jan 11, 2013; Things could be going better

On an aside, that $600,000 they are paying for that facist to speak could have given 28 kids full in-state scholarships.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:14

Invalid Validation: Jan 13, 2008

If you have to take such precautions then maybe you should just act like the for profit business you are and just deny him the podium. You'd save yourselves a lot of headache.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:21

Willo567: Feb 5, 2015; Cheating helped me fail the test and stay on the show.

DreamShipWrecked posted:

Still a viable future for us.

I bet you're a thrill to be with at parties

# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:22

Party Plane Jones: Jul 1, 2007; by Reene; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/IGD_News/status/921015953952948224/photo/1

# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:22

Nucleic Acids: Apr 10, 2007

DreamShipWrecked posted:

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/921000946204905472

This is where we are at

E. Uni has spent $600,000 just on security so far.

And it�s still going to be ANTIFA!!! that�s seeing as the danger, not the armed Neo Nazis showing up in support of him.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:26

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

DandyLion posted:

Hard not to sound shallow but Barron seems (purely from facial appearance) to be the only male Trump progeny that looks reasonably normal.

The whole family is great. Trump's dad looks like a character actor aged with makeup to play a bank manager in the 70s.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:26

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; Can't post for 3 days!

Nucleic Acids posted:

And it�s still going to be ANTIFA!!! that�s seeing as the danger, not the armed Neo Nazis showing up in support of him.

Confirmed.

I'm probably going to manage to get banned from Facebook for telling everyone I see posting this to go gently caress themselves.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:28

Slow News Day: Jul 4, 2007

hoping for some more juicy bombshells before the weekend

come on trump, keep tweeting

# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:29

Tayter Swift: Nov 18, 2002; Pillbug

Party Plane Jones posted:

https://twitter.com/IGD_News/status/921015953952948224/photo/1

This seems a little too on the nose for me idk

# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:30

Phil Donahue: Sep 12, 2007

Nate RFB posted:

Back when the stupid newbie avatars changed for the first time, I made this greasemonkey script because I hate change:

code:

// ==UserScript==
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// @include			*forums.somethingawful.com/*
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var images = document.getElementsByTagName ("img");
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This might be a bit faster, and it'll be easier to change the "correct_image" to whatever you want later:

code:

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# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:33