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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

CommieGIR posted:

....:stare: What the hell. Never saw this in 8 years.

Because you're not a corrupt 3 or 4 star. It's supposed to be this big special award from "the enlisted corps" to senior officers who do something magical. Now basically every other O-9/10 wants one.

Welsh loving got one, and he was the worst CSAF since McPeak.

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Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Godholio posted:

Because you're not a corrupt 3 or 4 star. It's supposed to be this big special award from "the enlisted corps" to senior officers who do something magical. Now basically every other O-9/10 wants one.

Welsh loving got one, and he was the worst CSAF since McPeak.

I'm pretty sure Fogelsong got one

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



You figure the AF would have something way cooler to hand out than idiotic anime swords?

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

DoktorLoken posted:

You figure the AF would have something way cooler to hand out than idiotic anime swords?

Uh youre obviously not very familiar with the air force

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

Uh youre obviously not very familiar with the air force

IDK, miniature mockups of nuclear warheads or aircraft to stick on your desk? Stick on Robin Olds mustaches? Surely the AF has something cool besides a dumb sword that isn't even historic like the Army or Marines have.

Even Armyman's cape is cooler than these swords.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

I'm pretty sure Fogelsong got one

Sure did. It's basically a PCS/retirement award at this point.

Reverence
Nov 1, 2009

DoktorLoken posted:

IDK, miniature mockups of nuclear warheads or aircraft to stick on your desk? Stick on Robin Olds mustaches? Surely the AF has something cool besides a dumb sword that isn't even historic like the Army or Marines have.

Even Armyman's cape is cooler than these swords.

One of the retiring MSgts here got an old MM3 payload support bulkhead as a retirement gift. He was gonna turn it into a table.

Xenoborg
Mar 10, 2007

DoktorLoken posted:

IDK, miniature mockups of nuclear warheads or aircraft to stick on your desk? Stick on Robin Olds mustaches? Surely the AF has something cool besides a dumb sword that isn't even historic like the Army or Marines have.

Even Armyman's cape is cooler than these swords.

A lot of ex-maintainers around the office have pieces scavenged off decommissioned B-52s and made into retirement trophies. Especially the fin shaped antennas.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I just found out about the official 1860 pattern chiefs cutlass today and tbh i love it because I am a huge Hornblower / Aubrey nerd

Hornblower was a aspie sociopath tho

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Xenoborg posted:

A lot of ex-maintainers around the office have pieces scavenged off decommissioned B-52s and made into retirement trophies. Especially the fin shaped antennas.

A lot of our guys get minigun barrels, rotor blades, or painted helmets

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I didn't get dick because my unit was poo poo. At least one dude from my time in Italy got some poo poo pinned onto an old pizza box.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Smiling Jack posted:

I just found out about the official 1860 pattern chiefs cutlass today and tbh i love it because I am a huge Hornblower / Aubrey nerd

Hornblower was a aspie sociopath tho

I gave my dad three Aubrey-Maturin books for father's day last year and I just found out that he not only bought and red the rest of the series, but also started buying and handing out copies to all his retired friends. Now a group of them want to start building one of those big clipper model kits with all the rigging.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

the fact that Navy seals are using tomahawks instead of cutlasses just shows how hosed up they are imho

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Our farewell gifts were always a framed photo of the aircraft with a wide matboard for people to sign. Usually a little engraved plate with some information on it (name, dates, etc) and sometimes a couple of coins thrown in for good measure.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlt3rA-oDao

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/UrsulaV/status/920004656239128579

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
lol that dudes rules

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Amazing

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009
omg

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

:o7:

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

liked and forwarded!!!!!!!!

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Can't wait to see my aunt share this unironically

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


👍

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


Lol

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/NuclearTakes/status/919712032093384704

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

That's kinda cool actually. Except that they're probably giving out tickets beyond capacity to begin with.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/havethehabit/status/920696362903228416

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007

I am shocked that someone would co-opt a popular phrase for financial gain. Not swag.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

#meoto

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

#mewtwo

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
#mimikyu

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008




Herman Cain - Sexual Predator posted:

I believe this quote is from the Pokemon movie...

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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

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